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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

Labia tats.....

we don't use such harsh language in here pet....I think the term you were looking for was foofoo cushion tats

appen the beef curtains were always going t get a mention like...

*Splutters...Chokes* Hahahahahahahaha....Oh lord best thread ever imo.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


appen the beef curtains were always going t get a mention like...

t'was inevitable spunj

I heard that if you pray hard enough to the Lard, he may do one of his miricly things and give you yer nets back

ey up posseee....

fur tea like i'm makin chilli wi spaghetti on terst...wi a little bit o garlic an bbq sauce..

tha's all welcurme t share wi me if tha likes...

WELL BUGGER ME!! that Superman blerk has finally revealed what he keeps under his vest



They're cummin outa woodwerk now finals is looming, I tells thee

eee dave as proper soooperfans like...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

Wow. Just wow.

ODDTWAT till I die

ey up frac luv xx...

ow are tha flower?

I'm champion, Mrs Pants, happily dribbling on my ODDTWAT pad. Very cumfy

ee i been wearin em all day like..an me possee t shirt..i look proper champion....

I've just stuck a few to me jumper, very Westwood *twirls*

tha's a reet good look tha is frac...mind if i copy yur style tha flower?

I insist, be your own indiviual self, just like me

appen i've accessorised like..gorrem as earrings an all...

reet good it is...

I've stuck em on my face, I look like Marcus!

Eye up me ducks
Dave did us reet proud yesterday in the wrestling

Ello Tiaylis

Dave were like a Greek god, fighting on wi'is sore bollocks

Coming in here never fails to cheer me up
Tha's doin a grand job

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Originally posted by fracas:
Ello Tiaylis

Dave were like a Greek god, fighting on wi'is sore bollocks

Howdo fracas

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Originally posted by fracas:
I've just stuck a few to me jumper, very Westwood *twirls*

ee vurrry fetching

We need to get the word out about our Lard, especially now T'END IS NEAR!!!!!

I suggest we all stick an ODDTWAT jamrag on every passing dog we see.....a bit like a saddle.....when they run off hurm, their owners will thank us for giving them t'opportunity to see t'light

eee we'll be like t'Salivation army, but without the shit fashion sense

of course bugles are optional

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Originally posted by fracas:
I've stuck em on my face, I look like Marcus!

won't be surprised at all if them Marcus fans steal our idea fur themselves

Can't trust them buggers...they support suttherners

ey up possee...

tis troo..we are tha barmy army....

finals gettin near like..we need t sport our dave mure than evur now t get him t final...

but whorevur appens like tha posse an dave had had....

for tha possee...tha best barmy army

*wobbles jelly belly t choon*....

join me possee...c'mon....it's our anthem!!

I'm with ya spongee

has tha clicked link t sing along an wobble yur jelly belly tiaylis luv?...

Aye, just singing Jennifer bits now and I owe it al to youuuuuuuu

eeeee...rock on flowur...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


but whorevur appens like tha posse an dave had had....

for tha possee...tha best barmy army

oooh I can't be playing that tune spunj...will have me in buckits that frum past memories

I suggest this as h'alternative...it's jampacked with essence of Dave and th'posse

posse party tune

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


but whorevur appens like tha posse an dave had had....

for tha possee...tha best barmy army

oooh I can't be playing that tune spunj...will have me in buckits that frum past memories

I suggest this as h'alternative...it's jampacked with essence of Dave and th'posse

posse party tune

eeeeeee surry dancers luv...didn't mean t oopset yur ..xxxxx....

appen t black lace is a champion h'alternative flowur...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

eeeeeee surry dancers luv...didn't mean t oopset yur ..xxxxx....

It's Ok spunj, thy wusn't ter know....I'm over it now, but that song brings back that turrible moment when me prize winning whippet got squashed by a frenzied stampede of pensioners at xmas fete, when they suddenly 'urd that top prize were a crate o'babycham

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


but whorevur appens like tha posse an dave had had....

for tha possee...tha best barmy army

oooh I can't be playing that tune spunj...will have me in buckits that frum past memories

I suggest this as h'alternative...it's jampacked with essence of Dave and th'posse

posse party tune

Thas great (just seen Dave having a reet good time)

ey up possee

eeeee i've been mithered all weekend,changing rooms rounds were a pain but change is as good as a rest,and i did garden too,was reet mucky,but were there's muck,there's brass!

hope all t'possee is grand tonight

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

eeeeeee surry dancers luv...didn't mean t oopset yur ..xxxxx....

It's Ok spunj, thy wusn't ter know....I'm over it now, but that song brings back that turrible moment when me prize winning whippet got squashed by a frenzied stampede of pensioners at xmas fete, when they suddenly 'urd that top prize were a crate o'babycham

aw nur.....

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Originally posted by Pwillow:
ey up possee

eeeee i've been mithered all weekend,changing rooms rounds were a pain but change is as good as a rest,and i did garden too,was reet mucky,but were there's muck,there's brass!

hope all t'possee is grand tonight

ey up flowur xx...

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Originally posted by Pwillow:

eeeee i've been mithered all weekend,changing rooms rounds were a pain but change is as good as a rest,and i did garden too,was reet mucky,but were there's muck,there's brass!

hope all t'possee is grand tonight

mustn't grumble...altho' that won't stop me

aye...where there's shit there's champers oor Dave told me that and he'd be best placed ter know

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


aw nur.....

ee don't fret, there's always silver lining...'appen I won some luvvvly bath salts

Aahh poor Dave dunt like cheese tha nose, he did a grand job

I hope there is no sexual bingo going on in here

eee dave wur champion t'night...

i durnt like t have sex behind skips like...

appen he might prefur cheesy wotsits??...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Pwillow:

eeeee i've been mithered all weekend,changing rooms rounds were a pain but change is as good as a rest,and i did garden too,was reet mucky,but were there's muck,there's brass!

hope all t'possee is grand tonight

mustn't grumble...altho' that won't stop me

aye...where there's shit there's champers oor Dave told me that and he'd be best placed ter know

aye,reckon yer right there DS

eeeeee,t'world's a fuuny place,ne'er know one minute from next!

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Originally posted by cup:
I hope there is no sexual bingo going on in here

eeeeeee nur coop..durnt want tha surt o shennanigans goin on....