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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
This has to be the best thread on this forum.... ....keep up the good work folk.

ooh ta LEE do tek a complimentary T-shirt

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up lee..eeee tha's nice o yur t say lass...

pop in fur a brew an crumpets anytime tha likes luv...

Thank you....I read the thread but can't post....I cannot master the lingo.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

once tha's been in here few times like an ad spirit o our lard dewsbury dave inside yur..said yur 10 hail vivienne's and wershipped our lard wi tha lards prayer..it all curmes natural like..

but tha's welcurme t post luv anytime...

ow wowld tha like a bowl o curried spaghetti soup luv?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

as long as it's just down yer face spunj

we don't want another crumpet incident...do we

oh eck nur we don't....s'alright thur..appen i got me surme super strength tena lady's down booty t'day so i'm sorted like...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

as long as it's just down yer face spunj

we don't want another crumpet incident...do we

oh eck nur we don't....s'alright thur..appen i got me surme super strength tena lady's down booty t'day so i'm sorted like...

eee ekk pet, you're an inspiration....you've just opened another niche in the market for us wi that remark



We'll make a killing down t'Bingo with these

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

Ooooh I'm honoured....I'll wear Dave stretched over my boobies with such pride.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

as long as it's just down yer face spunj

we don't want another crumpet incident...do we

oh eck nur we don't....s'alright thur..appen i got me surme super strength tena lady's down booty t'day so i'm sorted like...

eee ekk pet, you're an inspiration....you've just opened another niche in the market for us wi that remark



We'll make a killing down t'Bingo with these

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....That'll get us through the damp season.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i can't tell you how much i've enjoyed being on this thread with you all and how much it's made me laugh...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i can't tell you how much i've enjoyed being on this thread with you all and how much it's made me laugh...

me too ....but it's our Dave that needs the thanking ...he's a bloody hinspiration that man

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
....That'll get us through the damp season.

Aye it will that .....well once we manage to get a faster drying ink sorted, the prototype has had an unfortunate tattooing effect on my fandango

Still, 'appen it will give the doctor a giggle tomorrow when i get me annual smear test

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


and callin our lard 'a whale'....am not appy wi tha possee i can tell yur.

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Labia tats.....

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i like a penguin me...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Labia tats.....

we don't use such harsh language in here pet....I think the term you were looking for was foofoo cushion tats

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i like a penguin me...

me too spunj...they're the Welshest of birds

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nur the choccy ones i meant like...thur i like real penguins like too an all..

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not bovvered bout stingrays thur..not fussed me

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eeeeeeeee tha's takin me back thur lass.....

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nur flower tha durn't....

eeee when i were lass we had proper good tunes..not like racket tha young uns listen t these days like.

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eeeeeeeeee

billy don't be a hero
durn't be a fool wi yur life
billy durn't be a hero
curme back an make me yur wife...


bootiful lyrics....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
nur....

poor billy.....

appen he went a hero thur..just like he wanted

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
nur....

poor billy.....

appen he went a hero thur..just like he wanted

we'll never know pet...I heard she threw the letter with all the details away

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


tha she did like...burra bet billy were a hero..tha's ow i like t think o him any road...

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


tha she did like...burra bet billy were a hero..tha's ow i like t think o him any road...

I bet he were a big Jesse and were running t'other way, when bullet 'ad im up t'shit chute....and his burd got rid of letter sharpish out of shame

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


billy yur were coward
yur ran in yur boots
billy yur were a coward
an got bullet up shit chute..


eeeeeee i reckon tha's got number 1 written all o'er it tha has...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


appen billy had a number 2 like when it appened..fair shot outta him i'd say like...