can tha not keep water like an we cowld make a soup outta tha like..add a bit o garlic an sum mince...

mince soup..be reet tasty...

ey up possee....

got surme reet bahhhgins frum tha booty i did...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee....

got surme reet bahhhgins frum tha booty i did...

EEE you did reet well there every item a jewel

I especially like the microwave cupboard...always wanted one ter warm me muff in t'winter

I get turribel chilblains in me 'ands

BTW, i got a sneak preview of our Lard practicing his wrustlin skills

That gormless lump Marcus is no match for his Hovis-fuelled power

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
BTW, i got a sneak preview of our Lard practicing his wrustlin skills

That gormless lump Marcus is no match for his Hovis-fuelled power

tis tha power o dave....

Eeey up posse

Eeee ah 'aven't been on fur t'few days - ahv been right busy me, but ahv managed to catch up with our Lard - over t'moon that 'e stayed on t'Friday!!!!!

Thank you poooobliccccc!!!

Power t'Dave

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Originally posted by Miss_S:
Eeey up posse

Eeee ah 'aven't been on fur t'few days - ahv been right busy me, but ahv managed to catch up with our Lard - over t'moon that 'e stayed on t'Friday!!!!!

Thank you poooobliccccc!!!

Power t'Dave

ow do miss s.tha possee ave reet missed yur flower..

it were champion dave stayed on friday..power t dave an power t dewsbury dave possee...

Awww spooonngee

Ahv missed t'posse loads

Eeee ah can't wait til tonaaghts show wi our Lard doin t'wrestling match

Ahm bit nervous tho about this weeek an t'nominations - but Dave won't be bothered will 'e?

Not bothered at all 'im in't 'e not?

Cooom on poooblic save our Lard fur t'final

nur dave won't be bovvered like...if he were bovvered he'd say he was bovvered.but he's not bovvered cos it's up tur pooblic t decide

i would luv our lard t make it t final...

Eeeh spongey you do make me laugh
Still loving Dave.
Keep up the good work

Evening spunj, evening Miss S...where've you been, thought ee'd strayed from path on t'moor and become one of them furry human thingies

EEE i'm that bored me, I want to make a picture celebrating our Lard on this glorious Sabbath, but i'm all out of inspiration....anyone got any ideas for me....my fingers are twitchin

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Originally posted by Tiaylis:
Eeeh spongey you do make me laugh
Still loving Dave.
Keep up the good work

ey up luv xx..eeeeee tha's nice o yur t say like..proper filled me eyes like tha did...

glad t knur tha's still luvin our lard....

tha possee will be here t end....wershippin tha lard dewsbury dave...

ooop evening Tiaylis

Didn't see you there hiding behind all the bargains Spunj got from th'boot terday

Aye, would love him to make t'final (sorry not very good at the accent)

Eeeeey up Tiaylis and Dance

Ahv been busy wi family business an that y'know

Still loovin our Lard - ahm tellin ye now ahl never stray from t'path

Get yer brain in gear Dance n make anithir brilliant pic fur t'posse - it proper cheers me up it does

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Originally posted by Miss_S:


Get yer brain in gear Dance n make anithir brilliant pic fur t'posse - it proper cheers me up it does

Me brain is dead Miss S - what would you like to see...let t'imagination run riot

once yur in tha possee it's fur life...appen tha luv o our lard will never leave us like

in like 20 yurs appen we'll look back an be prowd to say....

i was a member o tha dewsbury dave possee....

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
once yur in tha possee it's fur life...appen tha luv o our lard will never leave us like

in like 20 yurs appen we'll look back an be prowd to say....

i was a member o tha dewsbury dave possee....

Aye we will that, loove

Eee Dance ther's an idea for ye - 'ow about some "proud to be in t'posse" banners or flags or soommat?

aye appen your reet petal

ow do dancers xxx...

eeee...tha's a grand idea miss s.surme dave fur life banners...

I'm thinkkkkkkk ing...

T-shirts

Fookin brillyant Dance

Wear that wi pride ah would

Much as I love Dave, can't see me wearing it down high street tha noes

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Originally posted by Tiaylis:
Much as I love Dave, can't see me wearing it down high street tha noes

I see what you mean...it's more fer office int it?

I'll think on

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I'm thinkkkkkkk ing...

T-shirts

yes.yes..yes.....

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yes..

*has meg ryan moment*...

Aye lass
With a nice little Vivienne Westwood skirt

Now I think this one is more for pubs and clubs

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Now I think this one is more for pubs and clubs

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Now I think this one is more for pubs and clubs

That's a proper belter Dance

well i'll go to foot of t' stairs

Bloody ODDTWAT label's only been in existence five minutes, and SHE's been on bluddy phone for a freebie already



I charged her 10/6d and told her not to be such a scrounging old wazzock...don't thee worry, she'll not get one over on t'possee

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha......

i've honestly got tears streaming down my face at that dancers.....

effing excellent.....

Aye but Dance - if that old free loader is wearin 'em, then they'll fly off t'shelves won't they?

As long as she tak's it down car t'booowt when she's fed up wi' it.

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Originally posted by Miss_S:
Aye but Dance - if that old free loader is wearin 'em, then they'll fly off t'shelves won't they?
.

It's not about the money Miss S, it's about spreading the holy word

mind you....it would get us a few more trifles I suppose

i'll get floggin em down dewsbury market in tha mernin...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


i've honestly got tears streaming down my face at that dancers.....

as long as it's just down yer face spunj

we don't want another crumpet incident...do we

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:


i've honestly got tears streaming down my face at that dancers.....

as long as it's just down yer face spunj

we don't want another crumpet incident...do we

oh eck nur we don't....s'alright thur..appen i got me surme super strength tena lady's down booty t'day so i'm sorted like...

This has to be the best thread on this forum.... ....keep up the good work folk.

ey up lee..eeee tha's nice o yur t say lass...

pop in fur a brew an crumpets anytime tha likes luv...

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:
This has to be the best thread on this forum.... ....keep up the good work folk.

ooh ta LEE do tek a complimentary T-shirt

quote:

Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up lee..eeee tha's nice o yur t say lass...

pop in fur a brew an crumpets anytime tha likes luv...

Thank you....I read the thread but can't post....I cannot master the lingo.