i knur....eeee when i were a lass....appen i'd be eatin wurms frum tha garden..nowt bad evur appened t me like..it's made me who i am terday i think like...
just showed clip o our lard thanking t public....
champion....
champion....
i love vivienne westwood she's a stylist
so so stylish...
our dave's number 1 poptastic song...
so so stylish...
our dave's number 1 poptastic song...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
just showed clip o our lard thanking t public....
champion....
aww bless him...he only means us in here of course ....it's a secret message.
yur right dancers.....eee knurs tha possee are reet behind him like...
Dave: I won't miss the ****in wasps though, bastards 
Hello Davevotees
Hello Davevotees
ow do frac xx... 
THANK YOU PUBLIC! I mean, Mrs Pants 
I feel AMAAAAZIN.
It's just amazin, I friggin love you!
I feel AMAAAAZIN.
It's just amazin, I friggin love you!
It's just amaaazinn. Me confidence is amazin. I'm avin a proper drink.
eeee he's champion is our dave....
Eeeeeee ... e's appy as larry! That's grand that is
quote:Eeeeeee ... e's appy as larry! That's grand that is
That's the public, that is Tiddles, and we, the public, love him, and David loves Lisa and Vivienne Westwood, and us, the public. It's a big super circular love, and it's amazing.
Have you eaten tonight? I could look in t'pantry?
I've found sandwich spread. Form an orderly queue. I've got spagetti. Pasta salad. I'll make some garlic bread (loads of Hovis and garlic powder left over from last night) probably benefit from a heat in the oven to be honest. Past its best, tha knoos, but beggars can't be choosers. Waste not, want not. I've still got me grandma's wedding cake. That's for t'final night though.
evening all
I am so glad david stayed
I am so glad david stayed
Evenin cup
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
I've found sandwich spread. Form an orderly queue. I've got spagetti. Pasta salad. I'll make some garlic bread (loads of Hovis ......
You'll be lucky.....the Hovis is still on th'rampage
ey up possee......eee wurn't it be grand if our lard were thur on final night?
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Eeeeeee ... e's appy as larry! That's grand that is
That's the public, that is Tiddles, and we, the public, love him, and David loves Lisa and Vivienne Westwood, and us, the public. It's a big super circular love, and it's amazing.
Have you eaten tonight? I could look in t'pantry?
noooo.. ah were waitin' to see what wurr on offferrrrr petal, am ded easy me!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee......eee wurn't it be grand if our lard were thur on final night?
Eeeeee that would be proper champion! 'Twould make me roll me own at 't booz stop that would!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Evenin cup
imagine being thrown out of forum on daves finest hour over bea
cant wait to see david wrestling
Ey oop coop!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee......eee wurn't it be grand if our lard were thur on final night?
T'would be fandabeedozee that spunj
Still, he is last of the new ones left...that's summat ter be prowd of
....bet the older ones will want him out just for that reason 
quote:Originally posted by cup:
cant wait to see david wrestling
eee would love to see him give that marcus a reet good twatting
quote:Originally posted by cup:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Evenin cup
imagine being thrown out of forum on daves finest hour over bea
nur matter coop.tha possee were still celebratin like only possee can...
quote:eee would love to see him give that marcus a reet good twatting
David can twat a man like a man, and can twat a better man like only a good man can. On ice.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
You'll be lucky.....the Hovis is still on th'rampage
I'll do garlic crumpets, t'Hovis looks so happy, seems a shame to stab him yet.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:eee would love to see him give that marcus a reet good twatting
David can twat a man like a man, and can twat a better man like only a good man can. On ice.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:eee would love to see him give that marcus a reet good twatting
David can twat a man like a man, and can twat a better man like only a good man can. On ice.
while mincing and pirryetting
....and going backwards
while Marcus piryette's like a little girl
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:eee would love to see him give that marcus a reet good twatting
David can twat a man like a man, and can twat a better man like only a good man can. On ice.
while mincing and pirryetting
....and going backwards
while Marcus piryette's like a little girl
i think i've wet mesen......
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Ey oop coop!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i think i've wet mesen......
well stand away frum garlic crumpits....we don't want to endampen 'em
oooo eck i think i watered a packet like...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oooo eck i think i watered a packet like...
no hovis, no crumpets 
next time, can't you try and go in t'communal piss bottle.....if yer can catch it in time
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
oooo eck i think i watered a packet like...
next time, can't you try and go in t'communal piss bottle.....if yer can catch it in time
i'm reet sorry thur possee..i'll say 10 hail vivienne's fur me sins like...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
....and going backwards
It's the going backwards that's the hardest. And he knows that if you fall over you should clench your fist otherwise you'll get all your fingers chopped off wi t'skates.
He's an amazin skater. You just proved it and t'public know that, so it's up to them and their opinion, and I can't say no more. But he's really amazin.
he's better than that robin cousins blerk...
quote:no hovis, no crumpets
Garlic waffles, harvested from t'fields. Grown in Yorkshire muck. Mrs Pants, don't piss on these or we're on garlic jacob's cream crackers.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:no hovis, no crumpets
Garlic waffles, harvested from t'fields. Grown in Yorkshire muck. Mrs Pants, don't piss on these or we're on garlic jacob's cream crackers.
it were tha dancers fawlt yur knur!!!
quote:it were tha dancers fawlt yur knur!!!
Well stop it both on thi.
I'm trying to strain spagetti for t'pasta salad, but t'watter doesn't drain right through the toes of these tights.