Eeee av joost ad yorky puds wi 't onion gravy. By it were grand!

ow do tiddly luv... xx

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tha's better off than better people!

I'm more of a man than they'll ever be. I'm the man I am today because of it.

does me art good to ear that fracas

i take people as i find em no airs an graces,can't be doin with all that!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ow do tiddly luv... xx

Ey oop lass!

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Eeee av joost ad yorky puds wi 't onion gravy. By it were grand!

Tiddles, I hope that were starters cos Pwillow's mekkin us some bolognese wi sweet and sour sauce for t'eviction of that stupid betraying COW. Well, it's up t'public now, it's their opinion, t'public will decide and I'm not bothered.

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might nip ter old missus grimshaws an borra tin o red salmon!

Leave the bones in! Good fer yer.

she's a good'un is missus grimshaw,always washin me nets fer me and dollyin me brasses.

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and dollyin me brasses.

She always was a mucky one, her. Man fond

eeee but i hurd rumour bout tha missus grimshaw like...

appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee but i hurd rumour bout tha missus grimshaw like...

appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

'erd tell they were comparing dobbers last week!

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Leave the bones in!

I heard Mrs Grimshaw always leaves the bone in if you don't mind me saying so and that's a fact.

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee but i hurd rumour bout tha missus grimshaw like...

appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

'erd tell they were comparing dobbers last week!

i hurd like e gave er full house like

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appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

She's a bit friendly wit' darts team and all.

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and dollyin me brasses.

She always was a mucky one, her. Man fond

fur coat,no knickers is ow me owl nan calls er,but i ain't bovvered like,i take as i find me

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i hurd like e gave er full house like

'E gave her a full pram

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Originally posted by fracas:

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Leave the bones in!

I heard Mrs Grimshaw always leaves the bone in if you don't mind me saying so and that's a fact.

she were talk of street when we ad jubilee party,her bone china were all mucky,it's still talked about ter this day!

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fur coat,no knickers is ow me owl nan calls er,but i ain't bovvered like,i take as i find me

I'd check you drawers if I were you.

eeee mucky china...nur nur nur...appen she cowld o made effort fur queen...

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she were talk of street when we ad jubilee party,her bone china were all mucky,it's still talked about ter this day!

And she was pissed.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee but i hurd rumour bout tha missus grimshaw like...

appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

appen she is an appen she ain't!

all i know is tha she gets er winders wiped fer free by owl mr potterthwaite!

an club man calls regular like int evenin!

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Originally posted by Pwillow:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee but i hurd rumour bout tha missus grimshaw like...

appen she's bit too friendly like wi albert scottersby frum bingo club...

appen she is an appen she ain't!

all i know is tha she gets er winders wiped fer free by owl mr potterthwaite!

an club man calls regular like int evenin!

she's a reet jezebel tha one...

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Originally posted by fracas:

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fur coat,no knickers is ow me owl nan calls er,but i ain't bovvered like,i take as i find me

I'd check you drawers if I were you.

eeeee,there nowt as queer as folk!

She's been gettin' her front doorstep whitened a bit more than necessary lately an' all! *folds arms under boo zums*

tha's reet tiddly...appen i nurticed when i were off t whippet an duck fur a quick pint...'tha's doorsteps white' i thurt t mesen...i did like..tha's what i thurt

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Originally posted by fracas:

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she were talk of street when we ad jubilee party,her bone china were all mucky,it's still talked about ter this day!

And she was pissed.

it were er that drank all cherry brandy tha missus crumpleholme brought back from skeggy!

eee she lowers turne o neighburhood tha one

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's reet tiddly...appen i nurticed when i were off t whippet an duck fur a quick pint...'tha's doorsteps white' i thurt t mesen...i did like..tha's what i thurt

Reet L mucky booga she is! At 'er age an' all!

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee mucky china...nur nur nur...appen she cowld o made effort fur queen...

t'union jack knickers were last straw,she ne'er did get asked back ter sit on t'committee!

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
She's been gettin' her front doorstep whitened a bit more than necessary lately an' all! *folds arms under boo zums*

i'm not one ter gossip but did yer notice er new runners t'other week?

club man don't pay out til christmas week,weres she gettin brass from ter buy new runners?

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's reet tiddly...appen i nurticed when i were off t whippet an duck fur a quick pint...'tha's doorsteps white' i thurt t mesen...i did like..tha's what i thurt

Reet mucky booga she is! At 'er age an' all!

i knur luv..i knur...appen i went rownd t drop off surm knitting patturns like..n well..i'm not one t gossip as yur all knur...but i heard surme strange noises comin frum bedroom...an i thurt t mesen..'appen she's nurt doin tha wii fit'...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's reet tiddly...appen i nurticed when i were off t whippet an duck fur a quick pint...'tha's doorsteps white' i thurt t mesen...i did like..tha's what i thurt

Reet mucky booga she is! At 'er age an' all!

i knur luv..i knur...appen i went rownd t drop off surm knitting patturns like..n well..i'm not one t gossip as yur all knur...but i heard surme strange noises comin frum bedroom...an i thurt t mesen..'appen she's nurt doin tha wii fit'...

yer nev'er eard this from me but him from st johns ambulance calls regular like and i eard he's puttin more than dressins on er bad leg

eeeee i'll ave ter run now,i've ton o ironin ter do an it won't iron it'sen.

see thee all later,tarrah fer now

Si thi after BB Pwillow, I'm goin ter watch it mesen. Si thi in a bit Mrs Pants and Tiddly

Our Dave was saved, all praise St Vivienne, and get a few pints of bitter down your necks.

Leaves 13 pints of Tetley bitter and 12 packets of scratchings, sorry Roxy had the other one..

hail t dave..........

Bluddy gypsy curse from Bea supporters bringing t'site down and stopping posse celebrating .DAMN YOU ALLLLL!!

Never mind, have mopped out place with holy water, (with a few teabags in fer flavur), all is nice and pure again.

Well done our Dave for surviving for another week

The bread is dead chuffed about it, I can tell yer ..been out celebrating all night

still celebrating...........

ey up possee.......

appen i been partyin all day cos our lard stayed in howse.....

i'm proper full up on chip butty's an tizer me.....

eyyy oop spunj

I wish I could have some chip butties...but i'm having problems catching t'hovis

eee tha's a wild bit o hovis tha is dancers...

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eee tha's a wild bit o hovis tha is dancers...

That's bluddy organic farming for you spunj....

Things don't taste the same as they did in t' good old days when they were plastered in tasty chemicals.....it's a crying shame