quote:someone was "rubbing sh*t in the wound"
The lad's pure ****in class.
Evenin Davevotees
The lad's pure ****in class.
Evenin Davevotees
ey up possee.... 
quote:Originally posted by cup:
flipping brilliant my fave
eeee ta coup, just what i needed to cheer me up,
especially as that pic was well dodgily shopped 
Evening posse
What has oor David been oop ter turday then? Haven't been around much as i've been out in t'fields harvesting the potato waffle crop
all together now...."We plough the fields and scarper......." ...ohh I do like a good hymn singing me
That booger Bea as bin sayin' she erd blasfeemes form o'er 't wall! 
dancers your pics are tops....
and can i just say...
honestly this thread has been the best laugh i've had on here...thankyou all so much for making it soooooooo much fun xxx....
and can i just say...
honestly this thread has been the best laugh i've had on here...thankyou all so much for making it soooooooo much fun xxx....
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
That booger Bea as bin sayin' she erd blasfeemes form o'er 't wall!
blasfeemes...like 'eat yur salad' an stuff...tha's not on tha's not...tha's pruvurkin our lard tha is...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
That booger Bea as bin sayin' she erd blasfeemes form o'er 't wall!
blasfeemes...like 'eat yur salad' an stuff...tha's not on tha's not...tha's pruvurkin our lard tha is...
'tis petal, an' it's nurt on, he's proper oopset!
appen e needs tha possee mure than ever...
save dave...dave t win...power t dave...
save dave...dave t win...power t dave...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and can i just say...
honestly this thread has been the best laugh i've had on here...thankyou all so much for making it soooooooo much fun xxx....
No, THANK YOU spunj
...I do enjoy a spot of banter with fellow demented people 
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
and can i just say...
honestly this thread has been the best laugh i've had on here...thankyou all so much for making it soooooooo much fun xxx....
No, THANK YOU spunj
is tha callin me demented?....
tha's reet!!!!....
oh poor dave
someone shouted over the wall
Bea said it was something like,kick dave out.
Dave was annoyed
But others on here says dave name was not mentioned,it might have been something about her.
Oh dave will be upset now
Always he failed to pick marcus mum from line up,but ah well that would have been just luck.
someone shouted over the wall
Bea said it was something like,kick dave out.
Dave was annoyed
But others on here says dave name was not mentioned,it might have been something about her.
Oh dave will be upset now
Always he failed to pick marcus mum from line up,but ah well that would have been just luck.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
is tha callin me demented?....
tha's reet!!!!....
well if th'flat cap fits pet
an hoo wants to be sane anyway??? Sane people suppurt that Charlie blurk
awww coop.....dave will be ok....appen marcus' mum didn't ave er mutton chops on an tha's why dave cowldn't spot er like...
eee the flat cap fits grand like dancers...
eee the flat cap fits grand like dancers...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
....appen marcus' mum didn't ave er mutton chops on an tha's why dave cowldn't spot er like...
and he wuz probably expecting someone a size 24 like marcus, not a slim woman like his own granny 
Bea's stamped on his heart right in his face 
"Silly ****in bitch, she does me head in!"
I love Dave so much
I love Dave so much
she stamped on his heart.....
"She just wants a reaction but she ain't getting one"
(having just spent several minutes reacting to Bea's latest wind-up
To Sophie: "How could nobody not like you?"
(having just spent several minutes reacting to Bea's latest wind-up
To Sophie: "How could nobody not like you?"
if wurst appens possee...we can take cumfurt in tha fact dave will 'mince owt tha howse'....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
awww coop.....dave will be ok....appen marcus' mum didn't ave er mutton chops on an tha's why dave cowldn't spot er like...
eee the flat cap fits grand like dancers...
if e'd ah put the piggin' mutton chops on mum no 4, 'e'd have seen that it wuz Marcus' mum - she 'ad the same face minus whiskers, laahk. Eee, 'e's a reet plonker!
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
awww coop.....dave will be ok....appen marcus' mum didn't ave er mutton chops on an tha's why dave cowldn't spot er like...
eee the flat cap fits grand like dancers...
if e'd ah put the piggin' mutton chops on mum no 4, 'e'd have seen that it wuz Marcus' mum - she 'ad the same face minus whiskers, laahk. Eee, 'e's a reet plonker!
da baz xx
eee tha's reet good at accent like...tha sure tha's norra secret dave fan like?...
quote:if wurst appens possee...we can take cumfurt in tha fact dave will 'mince owt tha howse'....
And it's the time o'neet for a bit o'comfort food. I've found a tin of ravioili. Any suggestions on how I could flavour it up a bit?
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:if wurst appens possee...we can take cumfurt in tha fact dave will 'mince owt tha howse'....
And it's the time o'neet for a bit o'comfort food. I've found a tin of ravioili. Any suggestions on how I could flavour it up a bit?
aww appen i'm proper hungry me frac luv....ow about a bit o garlic...bit o liver...few ovun chips like an a bit o bbq sauce?
sounds reet tasty tha does
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:if wurst appens possee...we can take cumfurt in tha fact dave will 'mince owt tha howse'....
And it's the time o'neet for a bit o'comfort food. I've found a tin of ravioili. Any suggestions on how I could flavour it up a bit?
Stuff it in 't yorky pudding lass...... proper champion that!
''You took my heart and stamped all over it in my face!''
quote:aww appen i'm proper hungry me frac luv....ow about a bit o garlic...bit o liver...few ovun chips like an a bit o bbq sauce?
It's the BBQ sauce mixed in that just sets it off. That and a sprig of parsley. Presentation.
And I'm going to do a cocktail stick cheese and pineapple hedgehog and all, wi a piccalli dip.
Well, we've got a guest.
**** it, get t' quiche out t' freezer, we can defrost it in t'microwave.
prusuntation is everythin frac luv..only ave t look at ow smert our lard looks on evicshun night like...
quote:Stuff it in 't yorky pudding lass...... proper champion that!
Oh aye, and t'Yorkshires Tiddles, got fat getting hot in t'oven now.
quote:prusuntation is everythin frac luv..only ave t look at ow smert our lard looks on evicshun night like...
From his pink shorts to his top with strap things on, the man's a masterclass in pressentation.
David got me into matching socks and crackers. Co-ordination.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
And it's the time o'neet for a bit o'comfort food. I've found a tin of ravioili. Any suggestions on how I could flavour it up a bit?
Put a slice of kumquat on top love, and a bit of branston pickle on th'side...and serve whole kaboodle on crumpet ..bluddy lush
crumpets..nur tha's talkin dancers luv...
only reet tha me 3,000 purst showld be in ere like....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
crumpets..nur tha's talkin dancers luv...
not any old crumpets spunj...EXTRA HOLY crumpets
made by the angels' little helpers
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
only reet tha me 3,000 purst showld be in ere like....
eeee well done spunj
Thee can't half natter on
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
crumpets..nur tha's talkin dancers luv...
not any old crumpets spunj...EXTRA HOLY crumpets
made by the angels' little helpers
fit fur our lard...
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
only reet tha me 3,000 purst showld be in ere like....
eeee well done spunj
Thee can't half natter on
always bangin me gums me luv...
can i just say thur...when forum moves like..i'm not bovvered me..not bovvered at all...tha dunt bovver me...i'm not bovvered...me i'll just mince o'er there i will me..not bovvered...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
always bangin me gums me luv...
are you using right strength o'Polygrip spunj love
appen i'm usin hard as nails....ave bit o problem gettin em owt t serk on night time like thur...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
can i just say thur...when forum moves like..i'm not bovvered me..not bovvered at all...tha dunt bovver me...i'm not bovvered...me i'll just mince o'er there i will me..not bovvered...
no I can tell yer just not the bovvering kind spunj