quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Nowt wrong wi fat folk remember - if all yer famly ur fat then there's nowt wrong with it in't thur not?
His nan's a size 20
His nan's a size 20
quote:"When I get on the ice I come alive... and I can go backwards!"
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
i feel hungry now,anyone up fer some beans on toast with curry mayo and grated cheese?
Sounds grand, and I'll use my own marg, I won't have anyone accusing me of stealing marg.
ey up fracas
yer won't get nobody in ere accusin yer of stealin,we stick by us own ere,and if they do,they'll have us to see to them
add a bit of lard to yer marg,it gives it a bit o welly,taste great on crumpets!
appen i came back at reet time if food is about like
pwillow....tha showld bluddy sue primark luv..ow dae tha wumman in th shop say tha t yur
i'd o reet clogged er me...
pwillow....tha showld bluddy sue primark luv..ow dae tha wumman in th shop say tha t yur
i'd o reet clogged er me...
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Nowt wrong wi fat folk remember - if all yer famly ur fat then there's nowt wrong with it in't thur not?
His nan's a size 20
bless his nan,she sounds like a good'un
Eee ahd loov to see our Lard on the ice in t'spangly costume
quote:add a bit of lard to yer marg,it gives it a bit o welly,taste great on crumpets!
OOooooh experimenting wi yer cookin, la dee lah
i'll not go near primark again spongebob,the cheek of them,i'm stickin to ethel austins and TJ's now,i'd sue Primark but i don't wanna make a fuss,i said me piece and i know where i stand.
i've got some deep fried hot dogs in their buns coming up fer tomorrow's dinner,taste reet grand with bolognaise sauce and cream cheese
i've got some deep fried hot dogs in their buns coming up fer tomorrow's dinner,taste reet grand with bolognaise sauce and cream cheese
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Eee ahd loov to see our Lard on the ice in t'spangly costume
he should be on the next dancing on ice,i'd love to see that!
quote:appen i came back at reet time if food is about like
I'm gonna spend all night in t'brick shithouse at this rate, curry mayo goes straight through me.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Eee ahd loov to see our Lard on the ice in t'spangly costume
he should be on the next dancing on ice,i'd love to see that!
Ah think that's what 'e's 'oping fur Pwillow
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Eee ahd loov to see our Lard on the ice in t'spangly costume
he should be on the next dancing on ice,i'd love to see that!
No, honestly, e's best skater yer've ever seen.
tha's best way pwillow luv.say yur piece tha knurs where tha stands
if yur see tha wumman in street like cryin n snottin.she wurn't be gettin showlder t cry on
if yur see tha wumman in street like cryin n snottin.she wurn't be gettin showlder t cry on
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:add a bit of lard to yer marg,it gives it a bit o welly,taste great on crumpets!
OOooooh experimenting wi yer cookin, la dee lah
yer all givin me t'confidence to experiment with cookin,i steer clear of all that posh nosh like salad and brown bread!
ta for elpin me cookin skills duck
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:appen i came back at reet time if food is about like
I'm gonna spend all night in t'brick shithouse at this rate, curry mayo goes straight through me.
gerra a couple of slices of mothers pride down yer neck with some garlic beans,bungs me up a treat!
quote:i've got some deep fried hot dogs in their buns coming up fer tomorrow's dinner,taste reet grand with bolognaise sauce and cream cheese
I'll do me apple and liver crumble fer afters.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's best way pwillow luv.say yur piece tha knurs where tha stands
if yur see tha wumman in street like cryin n snottin.she wurn't be gettin showlder t cry on
she won't be cryin on this shoulder thats fer sure,i ope she comes a cropper one o these days.
quote:yer all givin me t'confidence to experiment with cookin,i steer clear of all that posh nosh like salad and brown bread!
I had a panini once. It were disgustin.
quote:if yur see tha wumman in street like cryin n snottin.
I'll just laugh in her face.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:i've got some deep fried hot dogs in their buns coming up fer tomorrow's dinner,taste reet grand with bolognaise sauce and cream cheese
I'll do me apple and liver crumble fer afters.
tha sounds magic fracas,perfick end to a grand meal,will go down nice with a can of skol super
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Eee ahd loov to see our Lard on the ice in t'spangly costume
he should be on the next dancing on ice,i'd love to see that!
Ah think that's what 'e's 'oping fur Pwillow
i'll start petition!
yur knur i can't be doin wi posh grub....
all tha needs is spaghetti....curry powder.ovun chips.bit o garlic n yur ave a meal fit fur tha king
bit o hovis t mop plate up afters like
champion
all tha needs is spaghetti....curry powder.ovun chips.bit o garlic n yur ave a meal fit fur tha king
bit o hovis t mop plate up afters like
champion
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:yer all givin me t'confidence to experiment with cookin,i steer clear of all that posh nosh like salad and brown bread!
I had a panini once. It were disgustin.
i won't set eyes on em,and as fer dauphinoise spuds
Gave me the wind sommat awful,spuds are meant to be deep fried or mashed,not all poshed up like that!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
I'm gonna spend all night in t'brick shithouse at this rate.
oooh i used to love that show me
quote:bit o hovis t mop plate up afters like
*Does music in a pretend trumpet-y way, doing trombone actions*
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yur knur i can't be doin wi posh grub....
all tha needs is spaghetti....curry powder.ovun chips.bit o garlic n yur ave a meal fit fur tha king
bit o hovis t mop plate up afters like
champion
yer'll do for me spongebob
shud be added t'possee bible that
quote:oooh i used to love that show me
I can't see your picture DS
Just wanted to say I love this thread
It is so funny
Would love dave to read it
It is so funny
Would love dave to read it
quote:Originally posted by cup:
Just wanted to say I love this thread
It is so funny
Would love dave to read it
'e will coop, 'e will
"I might be a queen, but I'm more of a man than he'll ever be"
, during the argument with Marcus.
, during the argument with Marcus.
appen i seen frac is doin a luvly liver an apple crumble tmerrer for afters
can tha get tha in boil in bag like?
can tha get tha in boil in bag like?
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
"I might be a queen, but I'm more of a man than he'll ever be"
I absolutely love this thread,it's brilliant,the people and humour in here is great
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:oooh i used to love that show me
I can't see your picture DS
yes yer can ya daft welt...probably got spaghetti splatters in yer eyes...go back and tek nutha look
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by cup:
Just wanted to say I love this thread
It is so funny
Would love dave to read it
'e will coop, 'e will
coop pmsl
I Cannot post the same as you all do i am not sure of the slang terms from where dave is from,but i understand it all lol
I just go round the forum defending him
quote:can tha get tha in boil in bag like?
Yer can, pet, if yer like liver, apple and poly-thyne crumble.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen i seen frac is doin a luvly liver an apple crumble tmerrer for afters
well i hurp yer won't be needing any custud wi'that......bluddy cat is sulking cos I caught him up trifle tree pestering the poor little babbies
.....give him a good clobbering wi' Dewsbury Chronicle fer that I can tell thee
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:oooh i used to love that show me
I can't see your picture DS
yes yer can ya daft welt...probably got spaghetti splatters in yer eyes...go back and tek nutha look
Hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa seen it
quote:Originally posted by cup:
coop pmsl
I Cannot post the same as you all do i am not sure of the slang terms from where dave is from,but i understand it all lol
I just go round the forum defending him
Eeee coop, ahm Scottish like but once yev mastert Dave's accent it's proper easy t'write - 'ave a go - it's champion!!!!!!
quote:Originally posted by cup:
I Cannot post the same as you all do i am not sure of the slang terms from where dave is from,but i understand it all lol
I just go round the forum defending him
just stick a t' where you would a "the" pet and thee'll do fine