Proud to support the Lard!
Appen as like, arvad a rude to Domestos experience!
Proud to support the Lard!
Proud to support the Lard!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Appen as like, arvad a rude to Domestos experience!
Proud to support the Lard!
Hallelluliah!!! welcome ter fold pet ...yer'll never leave
AWWWW our Lard has been taking butch lessons from that Lisa woman...ah don't think he needs 'em meself.....He's like Goldilock's porrige....Just right
Took me fookin hours to read through all this, last night, but your pictures were an added bonus, DS - fookin brilliant!!
ey up dancers xxx
eeeeeee welcome t possee blizzie....make thasen at hurme like......
would tha like sum oven chips n curried spaghetti??
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up dancers xxx
eeeeeee welcome t possee blizzie....make thasen at hurme like......
would tha like sum oven chips n curried spaghetti??
That would go down a treat, thanks!
I love a healthy breakfast, me.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Took me fookin hours to read through all this, last night, but your pictures were an added bonus, DS - fookin brilliant!!
Ta Blizzie lass
few weeks ago I couldn't draw a circle me
....then I set eyes on t'Lard and I could feel the spirit of St Vivienne surge through my very being......were like opening a shaken can of Tizer 
It's like i'm channeling her presence.....I'm going ter ave a go at ice skating next, see if I can become posessed by the Lard's piryetting
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
few weeks ago I couldn't draw a circle me
It's like i'm channeling her prescence.....I'm going ter ave a go at ice skating next, see if I can become posessed by the Lard's piryetting
Praise the Lard!You'll be getting a burning bush next!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I love a healthy breakfast, me.
Thurs left over trifle too...dig in
doan want it hanging around getting fluff on it
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
You'll be getting a burning bush next!
Nah...i've got some holy Canestan fer that love
Aye oop Devo ,time fer yer works.
Yorkshire pudding bump!
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
i'll eat anything me
Just like our Lard
Dave will eat any ol titbits - 'e looves his fooowd does Dave
Eeee but e's only 32 inch waist
Devo beck from works.Ad fern chasing those Yorkshire puds like.
Gawd elp post of Devo not showing oop
eee i took jolene oot.......runnun round like a person trying t avoid payin tha council tax she were.....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee i took jolene oot.......runnun round like a person trying t avoid payin tha council tax she were.....
S'not right that. No one wants to pay it, but we 'ave ter, fair's fair!
eee by gum Squarepants that were a laugh that were like.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee i took jolene oot.......runnun round like a person trying t avoid payin tha council tax she were.....
S'not right that. No one wants to pay it, but we 'ave ter, fair's fair!
like the nominating blizzie tha's reet....yur don't wanna....but yur have t'......fair's fair....
our dave is sensible lad tho....he don't blow it outta all precaution like some o others like.....
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
eee by gum Squarepants that were a laugh that were like.
ow do bo luv....owse things wi yur t'day like luv???....
I really am reet crap at this accent!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eee i took jolene oot.......runnun round like a person trying t avoid payin tha council tax she were.....
S'not right that. No one wants to pay it, but
we 'ave ter, fair's fair!
like the nominating blizzie tha's reet....yur don't wanna....but yur have t'......fair's fair....
our dave is sensible lad tho....he don't blow it outta all precaution like some o others like.....
Our St Dave the Davine
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
eee by gum Squarepants that were a laugh that were like.
ow do bo luv....owse things wi yur t'day like luv???....
EEE things be right champion terday like squarepants,Ta fer asking.Ows things with yer like?
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
in t possee appen we've furgiven er fur nominating dewsbury dave.....
appen i made a prayer which we say like t save our dave frum evicshun......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
Alley-loo-ya praise the lard!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I really am reet crap at this accent!
tha needs t embrace fully tha spirit o dave blizzie....appen next time yur post like...he will ave entered yur body like......
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
eee by gum Squarepants that were a laugh that were like.
ow do bo luv....owse things wi yur t'day like luv???....
EEE things be right champion terday like squarepants,Ta fer asking.Ows things with yer like?
i'm proper champion ta bo....bin on tha clowdy place an findin me feet like...
tiddly.....nice t see yur wershippin like lass.......
Alley-loo-ya praise the lard say 10 hail viviennes
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha needs t embrace fully tha spirit o dave blizzie....appen next time yur post like...he will ave entered yur body like......
Oooh eck!
Am butch enough, mind!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I really am reet crap at this accent!
Ang aboot wiv us lass,yer'll surn pick up on it like.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
I really am reet crap at this accent!
Ang aboot wiv us lass,yer'll surn pick up on it like.
Appen a might!
I shall channel the Lard.
aye reet champion that be.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Gawd elp post of Devo not showing oop
and nur bluddy wunder young Bo....poor dog took one look at yer and legged it to coal shed
He's nur fan of yer 24 hour long walkies, he likes his herm cumfuts does Devo
ah..here he is...he can smell t'Artic Roll I brought fer our tea....I'll put a slice of kumquat on'top in case we get more posh visitors in like we 'ad last night
Evenin posse
'ope all is well in t'camp tonaaght
Eeee, ah were just readin about our Lard 'avin a set to wi that Bea
'appen e's got to keep caaalm an get 'imself togithir fur t'Friday
Power t'Dave
'ope all is well in t'camp tonaaght
Eeee, ah were just readin about our Lard 'avin a set to wi that Bea
'appen e's got to keep caaalm an get 'imself togithir fur t'Friday
Power t'Dave
ey up possee....xxxx..... 
just bin watchin bblb like wi sum o our dave's little sayin's.....eee that lad proper cracks me chops he do....he's reet grand champion......
power t dave.......
just bin watchin bblb like wi sum o our dave's little sayin's.....eee that lad proper cracks me chops he do....he's reet grand champion......
power t dave.......
evening all.... 
I hear Robbie has dumped Dave for Siavash then No Arctic Roll fer 'im then 
Still...there's others who have seen the light and come to the bosum of th' Lard
I hear Robbie has dumped Dave for Siavash then
No Arctic Roll fer 'im then Still...there's others who have seen the light and come to the bosum of th' Lard
Imagine dumpin' our Lard fer 'him
Eeee e's right fickle that Robbie Williams
Power t'Dave
Eeee e's right fickle that Robbie Williams
Power t'Dave
ow do everyone
e by gum it's hot today,i told our lass that you could fry an egg on t'pavement.
Had a lovely fry up for tea,nice and healthy,black puddin,eggs,bacon,sausage,fried bread and yorkshires!
We're aving chopped pork,chips and sweet and sour sauce for supper!
e by gum it's hot today,i told our lass that you could fry an egg on t'pavement.
Had a lovely fry up for tea,nice and healthy,black puddin,eggs,bacon,sausage,fried bread and yorkshires!
We're aving chopped pork,chips and sweet and sour sauce for supper!
ow do dancers xxx...miss s xxx...pwillow xxx
nice t see yur eatin proper like pwillow..tha's example o dave tha is....he's proper inspirin he is....
take nur notice o tha robbie blerk....just a fat dancer frum take that e were....
nice t see yur eatin proper like pwillow..tha's example o dave tha is....he's proper inspirin he is....
take nur notice o tha robbie blerk....just a fat dancer frum take that e were....
Sounds looovely Pwillow
I 'ad a coople o bacon bootties wi sauce and a can o cider.
'appen ahl 'ave some arctic roll or even soome angel delight fur afters
Like our Lard, ah loove me food, me
I 'ad a coople o bacon bootties wi sauce and a can o cider.
'appen ahl 'ave some arctic roll or even soome angel delight fur afters
Like our Lard, ah loove me food, me
ow do spongebob
Dave as inspired me to eat a more healthy diet,anything cooked in lard is good fer yer
an that robbie williams changes is mind more than his undercrackers!
Dave as inspired me to eat a more healthy diet,anything cooked in lard is good fer yer
an that robbie williams changes is mind more than his undercrackers!
bacon butties wiv brown sauce and a can of white lightning comin up Miss S
am off to corner shop fer 40 of me usual fags,be rite back
am off to corner shop fer 40 of me usual fags,be rite back
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
bacon butties wiv brown sauce and a can of white lightning comin up Miss S
am off to corner shop fer 40 of me usual fags,be rite back
Eeee, ahl be full t'brim