See yous later posse - ahm off to watch our Dave on't big telly, me
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
i'll eat anything me
Just like our Lard
Dave will eat any ol titbits - 'e looves his fooowd does Dave
Eeee but e's only 32 inch waist
am only a 32 waist too
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
God worra Yorkshireman
But his dad were Welsh
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ah dun us a starter.....yorkshire pud filled wi jam......a proper yorkshire treat like.....
Oh, beef jam, you remembered
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
And my great grandad was from yorkshire too
God worra Yorkshireman
Ay up Pwillow, and welcome to our umble ome
Ay up fracas
Cheers for the welcome,i feel right at home ere!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
God worra Yorkshireman
But his dad were Welsh
And from Lancashire. Aye
tarra fur now miss s....appen i'm watchin on tha catch oop......owpe our dave does imsen prowd as always like......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
God worra Yorkshireman
But his dad were Welsh
i'll ask me mam where dad were from after she gets back from bingo!
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
See yous later posse - ahm off to watch our Dave on't big telly, me
tarra pet
...take a whippet bag with yer, stick sum er spunj's jam puds in.....yer'll need a snack fer th'advuts
yorkshire pud and jam,proper sweet and sour
Off to watch out for Dave on BB,see yer later chums
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Ay up fracas
Cheers for the welcome,i feel right at home ere!
Put your feet up on t'pouffe. It's alright, it were only a pound.
Do you want an Oxo cube in a mug wi hot water?
I haven't been here for a while. Think our Dave needs a bit of support at the moment.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ah dun us a starter.....yorkshire pud filled wi jam......a proper yorkshire treat like.....
Oh, beef jam, you remembered
ow do frac xx.....eeeeeee course i remembered....ave t maintain me 32 inch waist like.....
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Ay up fracas
Cheers for the welcome,i feel right at home ere!
Put your feet up on t'pouffe. It's alright, it were only a pound.
Do you want an Oxo cube in a mud wi hot water?
t'pouffe looks right posh like!
oxo in mud and hot water takes me back to me schooldays when we queued up in t'dead o winter for some 'ovis and oxo
ta ra fur now pwillow luv....owpe t see yur later.....
ow do tayto xx....
ow do tayto xx....
quote:oxo in mud and hot water takes me back to me schooldays when we queued up in t'dead o winter for some 'ovis and oxo
I meant mug
but mud ssounds even better, we love muck in Dewsbury Ay up Tayto
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Do you want an Oxo cube in a mug wi hot water?
We've got sum marmite if yer a vegitirrian too
It's part of Dave's new healthy eating range at Lidl
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
I haven't been here for a while. Think our Dave needs a bit of support at the moment.
it's a sad time fer all of us.... 
appen i'll have a mug o oxo frac..reet nip in tha air now...fair chilly round tha squarepants.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
appen i'll have a mug o oxo frac..reet nip in tha air now...fair chilly round tha squarepants.
I've put an extra lump in fo' thee
I can get thi' some more pants. Mrs Earnshaw just died. 'Women's things' apparently
awwww nawwwwww.....nor mrs earnshaw......
appen i'll go round like an help clear er howse...might get sum things fur tha booty at weekend.....
appen i'll go round like an help clear er howse...might get sum things fur tha booty at weekend.....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
awwww nawwwwww.....nor mrs earnshaw......
Yep. The darts team are devastated
quote:appen i'll go round like an help clear er howse...might get sum things fur tha booty at weekend.....
She's got some lovely Tupperware. I wouldn't touch her towels wi'yours though
eeeeeee i like o bit o tupperware me.....
our dave were on top furm t'night.....
'i don't want t pay me council tax o watur rates...but i still do'.....
'i don't want t pay me council tax o watur rates...but i still do'.....
Aye up it's time to worshap St Dave the Davine.
i said the lards prayer and wershipped me westwoods like......
Best laugh I've had in weeks:
"Can you teach me to be more masculine then Lisa.....like you"
"Can you teach me to be more masculine then Lisa.....like you"
quote:Originally posted by skive:
Best laugh I've had in weeks:
"Can you teach me to be more masculine then Lisa.....like you"
see???.......tha lard as t best one liners!!!!
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by skive:
Best laugh I've had in weeks:
"Can you teach me to be more masculine then Lisa.....like you"
see???.......tha lard as t best one liners!!!!
He was great on tonight's HLs, can't wait to see tomorrow after the little snippet they showed on BBLB of him confronting Bea about nominating him.
in t possee appen we've furgiven er fur nominating dewsbury dave.....
appen i made a prayer which we say like t save our dave frum evicshun......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
appen i made a prayer which we say like t save our dave frum evicshun......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
in t possee appen we've furgiven er fur nominating dewsbury dave.....
appen i made a prayer which we say like t save our dave frum evicshun......
the lards prayer..........
our lard
oo is in tha bb howse
dave is his name
from dewsbury he come
his times not done
in bb howse and possee
give us this day
our daily curried spaghetti
and forgive tha bea who nominated him
thou he didn't nominate er
lead us not t tha crowd
but t tha final night
for this is tha possee
t power of dave
forever and ever
amen......
AMEN!
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:oxo in mud and hot water takes me back to me schooldays when we queued up in t'dead o winter for some 'ovis and oxo
I meant mug
Ay up Tayto
mud makes drink reet thick so yer can dip yer 'ovis in,we're salt of the earth so it's all good!
Hi to all the posse
I'm off to bed now,goodnight all
ta ra pwillow luv.......xxx..appen i got mesen lawst oer tha new clowdy place..... 
I wanna join as well, he makes me laugh with some of the things he says and he seems very kind hearted, yep definitely liking Dave more and more..
He's bostin'
He's bostin'
ow do pinky an welcome t possee lass xx...
we ave possee whippets n proper healthy eatin in here
we ave possee whippets n proper healthy eatin in here
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ow do pinky an welcome t possee lass xx...
we ave possee whippets n proper healthy eatin in here
Well I like my healthy eating, can always put together a Yorkshire pudding for the supporters, but sorry I can't be a whippet because my greyhound would sulk, she wags her tail when she hears Dave, so can she be a honourary member? Her name is Roxy.
eeee appen roxy t greyhound is welcome t possee n all pinky....
down't furget nur tha brekky is curried spaghetti on terst....
down't furget nur tha brekky is curried spaghetti on terst....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
eeee appen roxy t greyhound is welcome t possee n all pinky....
down't furget nur tha brekky is curried spaghetti on terst....
Ok, washed down with Yorkshire tea?