quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Bea iz ins your thread.. bringing negativi-taaaaay!
PHONES FRANTICALLY FOR BACK UP FROM THE DEATH LEEK SQUAD
TAKE THAT BEATCH
PHONES FRANTICALLY FOR BACK UP FROM THE DEATH LEEK SQUAD
TAKE THAT BEATCH
quote:Originally posted by Miss_S:
Bomb 'em out of all precaution!!!!
i will me
have already launched a pre-emptive strike on the Bea Brigade.....we need to keep our Lard out of her clutches at all costs
As you can see they have fought back with a negativity device....but luckily our Yorkshire puds are full of positive lusciousness and act as an immunity drug
I recommend we all fill our faces in case that eeebil tupps strikes again
We could have done with some of Dave's classic one liners in tonight's show that's for sure? 
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Bea iz ins your thread.. bringing negativi-taaaaay!
Eeeee our kid...yer a reet daft bugga! Did yer mek that thee sen lass?
Whats appened to Dewsbury Dave Posse today.
Appened had too merny Puds.
Appened had too merny Puds.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Whats appened to Dewsbury Dave Posse today.
Appened had too merny Puds.
I have just actually, and this is the truth, dropped a sausage and brown sauce butty on my keyboard. Crumbs
I love the Mass Davestruction DS you gret eejit
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Ello little old lady.
Evil bad Tupps
The more I watch Dave the more I beleive he is just a nice guy really happy to be on BB.
His advice to Roddrigo was good too. i hope he makes it to the end!
His advice to Roddrigo was good too. i hope he makes it to the end!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
PHONES FRANTICALLY FOR BACK UP FROM THE DEATH LEEK SQUAD
TAKE THAT BEATCH
Vegetable death
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
As you can see they have fought back with a negativity device....but luckily our Yorkshire puds are full of positive lusciousness and act as an immunity drug
I put E's in mine
quote:Originally posted by wonder:
The more I watch Dave the more I beleive he is just a nice guy really happy to be on BB.
He'd be happy poking himself in the eye with a shitty stick, our Dave.
Pos-i-tiv-i-tee
We're with you Fracas
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
SHIVA-DIVA-DAVE !!
GOD OF MINOR EARTHLY PLEASURES !!
That's chuffing grand lass, even more spectaclear than I could ever o' dreamt o'. I'm gonna mek an altar in t'vestibulequote:Should I do that Allah blurk next fer t'Mooslims do you think??...he's very popular
Allah's reyt poplear in Yorkshire, we must embrace all t'poppulpopplycommuniteh. I embrace diversiteh, me, I'll put more curried spagetti on
The face that lunched a thousand pud's
quote:Originally posted by wonder:
The more I watch Dave the more I beleive he is just a nice guy really happy to be on BB.
Eeeeee
E's right 'appy to be there
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
As you can see they have fought back with a negativity device....but luckily our Yorkshire puds are full of positive lusciousness and act as an immunity drug
I put E's in mine
They won't work ya daft baggage
Tha need a good dollop of Ee oop - much stronger and available in a linctus
Appen that Willie Eckerslike will bring us a baggin. Ee.. that'd be grand!
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
SHIVA-DIVA-DAVE !!
GOD OF MINOR EARTHLY PLEASURES !!
The face that lunched a thousand pud's
It's been used instead of champagne to launch a few ships too, by shape o'it ...poor sod
While. I'm ere I ave to hapologise to our hinddooo supporters, the god with a lot of arms is Kali not Shiva....
...but i won't be changing t'name as Kali Wali Dave's not got same ring
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Appen that Willie Eckerslike will bring us a baggin. Ee.. that'd be grand!
Aye...let's get EEoop-ed out of our minds and have a bit of a disco
Hold me braces pet am going fer it! *boogies* 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Hold me braces pet am going fer it! *boogies*
OOOHHH BE CAREFUL!!! I just dropped a bottle of EE oop on t'cake trolley
There'll be no stopping em now
ey up possee xxx...... 
appen i been away a few days and ave been spreadin tha wurd bout our lard....
appen i been away a few days and ave been spreadin tha wurd bout our lard....
Ey oop Spooonge
Glad to hear ye spreadin t'word about ahr Dave!!!
Eeeeee ah 'ope he gets bit of t'airtime tonight - ah need a good laff, me
Glad to hear ye spreadin t'word about ahr Dave!!!
Eeeeee ah 'ope he gets bit of t'airtime tonight - ah need a good laff, me
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ey up possee xxx......
appen i been away a few days and ave been spreadin tha wurd bout our lard....
How do spunj
Have you been knocking on doors and forcing pensioners to make you a cup of tea??
ow do miss s and dancers... xxx
appen a been t big city..been t london wi me mates on a girls w/end..i went t speakers corner and told a humungous crowd o 3 bout our lard fur an hour...
they were proper like interested like an pelted me wi eggs...i appen t think they liked me...
appen a been t big city..been t london wi me mates on a girls w/end..i went t speakers corner and told a humungous crowd o 3 bout our lard fur an hour...
they were proper like interested like an pelted me wi eggs...i appen t think they liked me...
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
they were proper like interested like an pelted me wi eggs...i appen t think they liked me...
what do broken eggs make???...YORKSHIRES!!!!
I'll put tins in th'oven ready ...it's party time
Them southern nancies are more generous than I though....bless 'em
eeeeeeee a luvely yorkshire pud.......champion.....
D'y'know ah actually had Yorkshire Puddings for me tea toniaaht!!
Ah couldn't hardly eat 'em ah was laffin so 'ard
Three of 'em ah had - three!!!
Ah couldn't hardly eat 'em ah was laffin so 'ard
Three of 'em ah had - three!!!
eeeeeee miss s.....our dave will be reet proud o yur.....
i've not seen bb in a few days.....ow is our lard doing???.....
i've not seen bb in a few days.....ow is our lard doing???.....
Nowt reaalllyy - mostly seen 'im loungin in 'is big patterned pyjama bottoms.
Bet they wur from car boowwwt
Or sittin at t'bus stop wi Leeesss
Bet they wur from car boowwwt
Or sittin at t'bus stop wi Leeesss
I quite like David 
quote:Originally posted by scatterby:
I quite like David
ey up luv.......would tha like a bowl o curried spaghetti wi yorkshire pud???......
welcome t possee......
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by scatterby:
I quite like David
ey up luv.......would tha like a bowl o curried spaghetti wi yorkshire pud???......
welcome t possee......
lol, Cheers
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i've not seen bb in a few days.....ow is our lard doing???.....
They had an athletics challenge....Dave won it hands down
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i've not seen bb in a few days.....ow is our lard doing???.....
They had an athletics challenge....Dave won it hands down
tha's just proved our dave is champion.....
Proper Champion that.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha's just proved our dave is champion.....
Aye...but to be fair, That oosain blurk didn't have the advantage of a lifetime on th'hovis or a good roast dinner in him
tha oosain blerk needs a bowl o curried spaghetti...tha make him run faster....eeeeeee he'd go like t wind.....
Praise the lard 
ey oop lads n lasses, Been t'car boot.
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
tha oosain blerk needs a bowl o curried spaghetti...tha make him run faster....eeeeeee he'd go like t wind.....
Aye but th'exhaust fumes might take out all th'competition