quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
he'll be the god of something completely different by th'morning pet
I can't wait, I'm cacking me undercrackers
I can't wait, I'm cacking me undercrackers
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast spagetti
it's th'future
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast spagetti
tha's made me spit me tea all over t keyboard wi tha....
Wi' excitement, yes?
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
we can go full hog and have doyleys on donkeys to carry his holy presence up th'hill if you want pet
It'll be like Lard Sunday
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
we can go full hog and have doyleys on donkeys to carry his holy presence up th'hill if you want pet
It'll be like Lard Sunday
and Eestur all rolled inter one
we could have ferrero rochers sculpted into his likeness, instead of eggs quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
we could have ferrero rochers sculpted into his likeness, instead of eggs
Oooh luxury, we only normally have them at Christmas. I save the wrappers
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
we could have ferrero rochers sculpted into his likeness, instead of eggs
Oooh luxury, we only normally have them at Christmas. I save the wrappers
me too pet
wallpaper's so expensive these days 
* sneeks a peak * i'm not a fan of dave lol but LURRVE the pics dance settee 
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast spagetti
tha's made me spit me tea all over t keyboard wi tha....
Wi' excitement, yes?
oooooo eck yes.......
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Who's that God with loads of arms? Picture DS, picture love!
i'll put it on t'todo list
As promised
....put your dabbers down a minute, doff flat cap, drop a knee (arthritis permitting) and give a little curtsey for...SHIVA-DIVA-DAVE !!
GOD OF MINOR EARTHLY PLEASURES !!
That'll give th'hindooooo fans summmat to worship now we're branching out global laaaik
Should I do that Allah blurk next fer t'Mooslims do you think??
...he's very popular 
Just loving your humour Dancesettee,must be the welshness in you.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Just loving your humour Dancesettee,must be the welshness in you.
Ta Bo
...yes we Welsh do have a "special" humour....I think it's to do with the rust that gets in our brains from the rain 
What part of South Wales are you from Dancesettee?
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
What part of South Wales are you from Dancesettee?
originally Llanelli..Imogen country
Live up north these days though, in Glyn-land.
you one of the chosen people too Bo?
North then,I'm South Wales.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
North then,I'm South Wales.
ooh whereaboutish?
Newport.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Newport.
Maggot land
Too close to the border for my tastes that
Ey oop petals...room fer a little 'un? 
Yep Dancesettee,My husbands Niece went out with him.God Help!
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Ey oop petals...room fer a little 'un?
always..they eat less puddings than the big 'uns
have yer popped in fer a wurrrship love?
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Yep Dancesettee,My husbands Niece went out with him.God Help!
oooh!!! did he buy her something nice from the Elizabeth Duke range??
awww he seems a nice bloke...bit gormless, but nice
Possibly from Argos,a gold looking chain I suspect.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Ey oop petals...room fer a little 'un?
always..they eat less puddings than the big 'uns
have yer popped in fer a wurrrship love?
Were agait on t' forum and thort...this'll do fer me!
I'm not disliking Dave.. I am now neutral again..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm not disliking Dave.. I am now neutral again..
well come in and let us help you towards the light
***a few games of Bingo and she'll be in our clutches ...MWAAAAHHHAAAAA!!!
***quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Possibly from Argos,a gold looking chain I suspect.
lucky cow
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
SHIVA-DIVA-DAVE !!
GOD OF MINOR EARTHLY PLEASURES !!
That's chuffing grand lass, even more spectaclear than I could ever o' dreamt o'. I'm gonna mek an altar in t'vestibule
quote:Should I do that Allah blurk next fer t'Mooslims do you think??
Allah's reyt poplear in Yorkshire, we must embrace all t'
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm not disliking Dave.. I am now neutral again..
We have not forgot th'Chorlton and t'Wheelies comments, but if yer sort through these
we'll say no more pet.quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm not disliking Dave.. I am now neutral again..
We have not forgot th'Chorlton and t'Wheelies comments, but if yer sort through these
'Ere little lady.. I wa' being nice about t'lad with me Chorlton comment.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Were agait on t' forum and thort...this'll do fer me!
Ay up Tiddleh, grand t'see yer love
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
'Ere little lady.. I wa' being nice about t'lad with me Chorlton comment.
Oh, oh, pardon me pet, I'll make thi some oven chips.
quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Possibly from Argos,a gold looking chain I suspect.
Ah lovely, if yer paint em in clear nail varnish it stops yer neck going green.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
'Ere little lady.. I wa' being nice about t'lad with me Chorlton comment.
Oh, oh, pardon me pet, I'll make thi some oven chips.
Fair do's love.. I'll 'ave 'em wi some spaghetti..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Fair do's love.. I'll 'ave 'em wi some spaghetti..
Curry and garlic? I'm just mekkin a vat
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by Bojangles:
Possibly from Argos,a gold looking chain I suspect.
Ah lovely, if yer paint em in clear nail varnish it stops yer neck going green.
Aye lass,happen tats what I told her.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Fair do's love.. I'll 'ave 'em wi some spaghetti..
Curry and garlic? I'm just mekkin a vat
Champion!
How do all 
Where are thee all today I just popped in for a quick snack and all I found was a mouldy vat of spaghetti curry 
Have had to make do with a cold pud samwitch
Anyways, I have been noticing that there is a lot of abuse being hurled at our Dave today, mainly because of him sharing a fag stool with that evul Bea lady
WELL I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF IT!!!!...it's time to fight back
To that end, I have been locked in th'shed all day, tinkering.........and have come up with a WMD - yes, a weapon of mass davestruction
I have cunningly disguised our WMD as a kitten so as to aid infiltration -(budgies weren't too fussed mind and there's a lot of cleaning up to do but i'll run round with th'mop later)
Any more lip from the heathen haters...and I shall be unleashing a campaign of Dave bombing...
THINK ON HATERS!!!! THINK ON!!
Where are thee all today
I just popped in for a quick snack and all I found was a mouldy vat of spaghetti curry Have had to make do with a cold pud samwitch
Anyways, I have been noticing that there is a lot of abuse being hurled at our Dave today, mainly because of him sharing a fag stool with that evul Bea lady
WELL I'M NOT HAVING ANY OF IT!!!!...it's time to fight back
To that end, I have been locked in th'shed all day, tinkering.........and have come up with a WMD - yes, a weapon of mass davestruction
I have cunningly disguised our WMD as a kitten so as to aid infiltration -(budgies weren't too fussed mind and there's a lot of cleaning up to do
but i'll run round with th'mop later)Any more lip from the heathen haters...and I shall be unleashing a campaign of Dave bombing...
THINK ON HATERS!!!! THINK ON!!
Bea iz ins your thread.. bringing negativi-taaaaay!
