quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i reckon our lards choice is tha strawberry....or appen it might be tha lemon curd....
me money's on th'lemoncurd......it goes particularly well with Dave's ravey gravy
me money's on th'lemoncurd......it goes particularly well with Dave's ravey gravy
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Damien Hirst looks like he's serious about his bingo
who isn't love.....who isn't
Glad to see he recognises it as artform though....it seldom is these days
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
have yer eard like tha on another fred like sumone thinks our dave might be a fm???
ow like cool would tha be like if our lard were here??
i'd like proper faint me....
Our Lard is everywhere, even when you're on t'lavatory, so wipe front to back.
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Ten real kittens in every jar. Beltin'. I like my curd hairy
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
have yer eard like tha on another fred like sumone thinks our dave might be a fm???
ow like cool would tha be like if our lard were here??
i'd like proper faint me....
ooooh i've come over all queer at'thought
*gets out feather duster and starts sprucing th'place"
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Our Lard is everywhere, even when you're on t'lavatory, so wipe front to back.
Sideways no good then?????
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
who isn't love.....who isn't
Glad to see he recognises it as artform though....it seldom is these days
Sheep in formaldehyde..twenty five.
love the pic dancers......
i owpe if he were here he'd come an join us in possee
me legs are all quivery n shakey like at thought of postin with our hero....
i owpe if he were here he'd come an join us in possee
me legs are all quivery n shakey like at thought of postin with our hero....
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Our Lard is everywhere, even when you're on t'lavatory, so wipe front to back.
Sideways no good then?????
Is it eckerslike
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Sheep in formaldehyde..twenty five.
skull in diamante....number ninety
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
love the pic dancers......
i owpe if he were here he'd come an join us in possee
me legs are all quivery n shakey like at thought of postin with our hero....
Is smoking allowed on t'forum?
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
skull in diamante....number ninety
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Sideways no good then?????
Is it eckerslike
Ta fer tip love
perhaps i'll be able to get rid of all them strawberry yoghurts now....
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
love the pic dancers......
i owpe if he were here he'd come an join us in possee
me legs are all quivery n shakey like at thought of postin with our hero....
Is smoking allowed on t'forum?
i owpe so.....i'm puffin like a chimney t keep up wi dave.....
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
love the pic dancers......
i owpe if he were here he'd come an join us in possee
me legs are all quivery n shakey like at thought of postin with our hero....
Is smoking allowed on t'forum?
s'compulsory love
ooh i wonder if he'd approve of his shrine, would be reet grate if he popped in one day for a group blessing
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Sheep in formaldehyde..twenty five.
skull in diamante....number ninety
Leesurrs avin a poo..seventy two....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i owpe so.....i'm puffin like a chimney t keep up wi dave.....
I've been smerkin in t'forum bogs
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Sheep in formaldehyde..twenty five.
skull in diamante....number ninety
Leesurrs avin a poo..seventy two....
'OUSE!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
ooh i wonder if he'd approve of his shrine, would be reet grate if he popped in one day for a group blessing
He'd fill up, pet
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i owpe so.....i'm puffin like a chimney t keep up wi dave.....
Ease back there petal....you're only human, you could never compete with his holy mist
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by DanceSettee:
Sheep in formaldehyde..twenty five.
skull in diamante....number ninety
Leesurrs avin a poo..seventy two....
'OUSE!
TH'OUSE lass TH'OUSE....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Leesurrs avin a poo..seventy two....
is that one of his later works
must have missed th'exhibition quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i owpe so.....i'm puffin like a chimney t keep up wi dave.....
Ease back there petal....you're only human, you could never compete with his holy mist
ave t do it tho flower.....it's tha exercise ...i'm practisin case i ever get t meet our lard...
smoke 10 ciggies at once.....belch.....ow do dave.....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
'OUSE!
TH'OUSE lass TH'OUSE....
unless of course it's T'LINE
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Leesurrs avin a poo..seventy two....
is that one of his later works
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by fracas:
'OUSE!
TH'OUSE lass TH'OUSE....
unless of course it's T'LINE
Are we playin t'four corners aswell....
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ave t do it tho flower.....it's tha exercise ...i'm practisin case i ever get t meet our lard...
smoke 10 ciggies at once.....belch.....ow do dave.....
awww that's proper commitment that lass
although i'm sure he'd be reet prowd if you could only manage seven
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
TH'OUSE lass TH'OUSE....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Are we playin t'four corners aswell....
that's the mini bingo love...it's fer wimps
I only go fer t'national meself ...i'm well 'ard
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
although i'm sure he'd be reet prowd if you could only manage seven
Who's that God with loads of arms? Picture DS, picture love!
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
ave t do it tho flower.....it's tha exercise ...i'm practisin case i ever get t meet our lard...
smoke 10 ciggies at once.....belch.....ow do dave.....
awww that's proper commitment that lass
although i'm sure he'd be reet prowd if you could only manage seven
does tha think he would be??....i'd cook him his favurite dinner too....curried spaghetti an oven chips....then we'd go sit at bus stop down road fur a ciggie....
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
TH'OUSE lass TH'OUSE....
Its ok mr stonks told me..
.... quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
although i'm sure he'd be reet prowd if you could only manage seven
Who's that God with loads of arms? Picture DS, picture love!
Shiva dave
i'll put it on t'todo list
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
i'll put it on t'todo list
That's it, Shiva,God of Percussionists
quote:Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
awww that's proper commitment that lass
although i'm sure he'd be reet prowd if you could only manage seven
does tha think he would be??....i'd cook him his favurite dinner too....curried spaghetti an oven chips....then we'd go sit at bus stop down road fur a ciggie....
I think we'd better roll out the full Sunday th'roast spunj....not often we're graced by the presence of greatness.....might even get in a Viennetta fer afters
quote:Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I think we'd better roll out the full Sunday th'roast spunj....not often we're graced by the presence of greatness.....might even get in a Viennetta fer afters
Can we have doyleys? Can we, can we?
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast spagetti
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
That's it, Shiva,God of Percussionists
he'll be the god of something completely different by th'morning pet
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm roast spagetti
tha's made me spit me tea all over t keyboard wi tha....
quote:Originally posted by fracas:
Can we have doyleys? Can we, can we?
we can go full hog and have doyleys on donkeys to carry his holy presence up th'hill if you want pet