Howdy ma'am.  

I used to think you were sensible Ditty.

It was probs the association with Ducky and Ickle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I love your sinister oil baron look  

sensible shmensible 

and yes...    associating with those other scallywags is probably taking its toll on me! 

I've tried my best with her Velvet. She has a way to go yet though.  

I can't wait for Dallas

love your Stetson avi's by the way 

I need to be black & white'd for a start...  

you look sooooo 'ard in monotone 

yeah...    I take it you are dressed as an ever hopeful Charlene Tilton there Pengy? 

Did you catch Barrowman last night?

Linda Grey looks amazing for 70 and swears blind it's all natural 

And Larry Hagman is 80 - bloody hellfire.

As for Patrick Duffy at 60 ... 

I have to say the 4 youngsters are a little interchangeable atm but we'll see.

I know..   I wanna shag them all!    The old 'uns, the young 'uns, the men & the wimmin..   ALL OF THEM!!!!  

 I didn't sign up for this. 

I saw a bit of it! She looked incredible!  

I only saw one of the young ones. 

Are all the oldies going to be in the whole series...or are they there just to get it going? 

It sounded as if they were there full time. But at 70 and 80 I guess we'll have to wait and see though Ms Grey looks like she'd give someone 30 years younger a run for their money!

I can't wait to see how they explain away Pam, Lucy, Ray, Gary etc.

I dont really care about the younger characters, im all about JR.

you calling me a poison dwarf???? 

no I'm a Clarey faerie until Dallas starts then I'm going to have to find a Stetson 

Is Cliff Barnes going to be in it?  

My Dad loved to sneer at Cliff Barnes  

You can just hold my hat & my boots for me 

I think a bit of John Ross please

Ditty - those are the two things you need to keep ON at all times.

ooops!   Ta for the tip Cariad...   wouldn't wanting to be struck off the Oil Barons Ball Guest List so early in the game 

BUT THEY DON'T HAVE CASTLES!

They have huuuuge ranches though Ickle! With horses ....oooh and cows! You'd feel much more at home on a ranch  

They could have if they wanted!!!

you can't turn down Southfork just cos its not a castle!!  

I'm not allowed on horses 

They won't have classic eighties SL's.

So I'm out.

you are allowed on Texas style horses..     they have big saddles with big saddle handles..    no gripping on with your legs required..    

even you could stay on 

you don't know that...   until you know that you can't bow out 

go on...  you know you want to..     if only for that evil JR snigger you get at the end of every other episode 

They aren't controlled by a cactus up the bum?

NO!  

Tis only evil Spanish stable owners in the Canary Islands that use that technique! 

 I don't know what to say. 

I went riding when on holiday in Gran Canaria Ducks..    

just as we were leaving the corral, some bloke whacked my horses rear end with a cactus! 

So, understandably my horse bolted up a mountain & then decided to do a full on bucking bronco routine..    I went flying onto a mound of rocks...   I was actually lucky to escape with just the fully snapped forearm (both bones, broken clean through).

First day of my hol as well..   spent the rest of the week encased in plaster, dosed up on painkillers & Baileys, watching people in the pool & having the worst case of ponytail envy ever!!  (stoopid bloke I was on holiday with couldn't even manage to put my hair in a ponytail for me )

Took 8 months & 2 metal rods to finally heal my arm

It's all over my facebook at the moment! Some of my friends in Zambia have already watched episode 1, and they were raving about it.

I can't wait for it! I loved it so much as a kid even though most of it must have gone over my head. I remember the windy poolside barbeques at Southfork which usually ended up with someone being chucked in the pool and the dramarama that came with the annual Oil Baron's Ball. Bring it on!!!!!

This was posted on my mate's fb page.....my favourite line from JR. 'Who sold that sonofabitch a ticket?' 

 Ducky.... 

Jock Ewing...  

Twins

Same ruthless, flinty-eyed stare. Same milliner's. Same rugged, authoritarian, head-of-the-household, commanding aura...

I haven't decided if Ditty reminds me of Digger Barnes, Miss Ellie or Pammy .

Since she isn't here to batter me, I am going with Miss Ellie , or maybe Digger .

*runs like a young(ish) steer at the sight of a branding iron * 

how the beggery bullox has Ducks come out of this as Jock Ewing...  and I have been compared to Digger Barnes!!  

Ah well..   at least Ducks has been put in the "so old they are dead" generation as well! 

I was waiting for someone to say I was the spitting image of Priscilla Presley 

I'm so glad someone started a thread.....