Just popped in to say hi.

Sorry myself and the captain cannot join you - but will be looking on with interest.

sorry me hearty, thar be nay vacancies on this parchment 

Oh you were talking about this rag parchment   - I'm going to be a internationally recognised writer.  Although if you have a bit of freelance work I'm your man

Ps Dame - where did you get that there parchment paper and why the hell didn't you know that I needed something like that for my Latin exam last June??

Have saved the blank in Paint Shop tube form Pengy..... do you want it? I'll make one into a jpeg and pop it in a PM   I can't remember where I nicked it from 

I would - it could come in handy if I have to do something like this again 

Off to get it  

Ahoy there me maties!

Evenin' ye scurvy dogs

Good Ev'nig y'all.

Evening Brassy.... I've been touring the docks, surprising what you hear for a few glasses of grog  

*tries to look interested in what the Dame wench is saying....

.....fails......

.....spectacularly.*

*orders more quills* 

Ah'll have you know, Ah am a verreh well respected woman here.

But only 'ere 'eh?

****Sounds of Hics! and melodious music, rises up from the hold****

Oh, you are so lucky Ah am a lady and have manners

Is that what ye be callin' it, me mammy alus called it botty burpin'......and it stinks. 

Does ere else think th' hold be haunted?

Only by the farts of dinners gone by....

This week The Daily Sin, next week Sin of the World...I hear there's a gap in the market 

Ah am no sinnah, well, not daily and Ah'm certainly not the biggest sinnah in the world.

Tis a warm night, th' grog be slippin' down too smartly. I could be in trouble quick wi' two browsers an' two names t' contend wi'

Don't you worry Sir Lancelot, Ah'm sure a fahn man lahke your good self will cope just fahn and dandy.

That maybe so Brassy. but I get paid to dig the dirt, my quill will scratching the parchment later 

Aye aye Sir Lancelot. Mr Jones, Mr Britworth Jones Sir.

Oh you poor woman, do you need some cream for that, Ah have a wonderful Doctah in Freetown, Ah'm sure he will be able to sort out that nasty itch.

Well good evenin' young wenches, I look fore t' sharin' a bunk chattin' wi' ye both later

Somehow I have no doubt you will have had numerous visits  You wouldn't be recommending Conrad Murray by chance 

Cuppa tea anyone??

I'm bloody confused before we start

Ooops Missed this ... (It's the way I will probable continue for the next 3 weekends... 

Right I be having all the gear on now. ( how the heck you wimmin can stand it beat me...)

Shifts a bit on me chair.

Cuppa tea? What th' hell be a cuppa tea? We only be havin' grog 'ere me boy.

Tell me about 't, this jock straps givin' me a wedgie

Hey remember the Boston Tea Party ?? What a night that was eh?? 

Oh no, Ah don'know a Doctah Murrah, is he a local man? Anyway, do you want to see mah Doctah, if not, could you just leave me alone?

(see what I did there?)

I saw what ye did thar. You are not alone

^^^ aye posted twice and now the quote won't work 

If I don't get any gossip Brassy, I'll leave you be 

Oooo I dunno I think a nice cup of Camomile tea would do wonders for your health - I mean look at the scowl on your face and did you make a concerted effort to get your teeth all pointy like that