Hello my sexy thruster

It is Dame and and Muf, I overheard them saying they were waiting for a bus

 Retraction 

The Daily Sin would like to retract a statement and apologise to Roxy Rhinstone Apparently our reporter cleaner had threw knocked some coffee on some notes and we would just like to say sorry to Roxy for claiming she was dress designer to Maradona, in fact it should have read Madonna, We have enclosed a postal order for undisclosed damages ten bob for the unnecessary embarrassment we may have caused! 

That explains all the kicking and elbowing then

and here was me thinking they were playing was footsie

I have not ever dressed that specimen   although I think there's a Dame missing her gym gear 

but to use one of his quotes "It gives me pride to be on this train red top to repudiate the human trash that is Bush the daily sin.” 

Roxy we did retract the mistake, compensation is in the second class post 

Highly successful? Very beautiful? Sincere? Charming? Gorgeous? Talented? REEDA?

Surely that was written for me?

Something fishy is going on 'ere?  Either it's a serious seriuous typo (of the Croc variety )......or that Reeda has something over this worthless rag.

Just saying it how it is Mr Duck, is it lack of sleep or jealousy? 

I just think it's a bit odd that's all. Everything Reeda wants she gets......her dream job, a place in the Dance Factor Final, a gushing report in the press........ makes you wonder how she does it.

Maybe it's not strange, she could be just very talented Dazzler, we try to stick with the facts here at the Sin 

OMG..that's it...Reeda and Dame.....thought I smelt something fishy 

*calls lawyer and counts cash* 

Some great comments and storyline  coming from the cast of "Murder on the Dancefloor".

Good stuff.

It's really good fun Brisket 

Brisket.....I meant to reply to your post the other day, but got distracted by the rest of the thread....

It doesn't matter which thread you post your musings in......they are VERY welcome in either....and it's great to hear other FM's opinions on who's guilty!

We'd love people to ask us questions too! (if they have any) We're supposed to do a bit of that as we go along.... but I think we forget and get carried away just being daft. (I know I do ) So sometimes questions from impartial observers can be really vital!

Thanks Ducky         You're doing great!

I may well spring a surprise question.

 Brisket - we'd love it if you get involved ....the more the merrier! 

makes it more fun if the rest of you join in 

I shall keep my eyes peeled....I need all the help I can get and I am prepared to 'borrow' other peoples ideas if they look like they might be right 

 We've had no applicants for our Situations Vacant advert - are you sure about the six figure circulation figures Dame?  We may be looking for a refund of our insertion fee 

If it helps, I'll offer my services as a mentor sex slave to all applicants 

I'm sure about the circulation figures Hoochie, I've had a word with our editor Andy Coulson about a refund and it's a no go I'm afraid. However, he has agreed to a free week and he's also agreed to remove the advert from below Used Bangers section and place it on page two. The mix up arose when you mentioned Vi Brator, it automatically went under old bangers, we do apologise 

Latest News 

The Sin has been informed about a certain goings on at Peckham Police Station, Chief Inspector Hoochie declined to comment this morning on matters concerning a conflict of interest concerning one of her staff.

Rushing into her office this morning, she turned to our reporter and said 'Dornt bortha me at th' minute, Ah hae a mudder tae solve!'

Allegedly the meeting was called about one of Peckham's finest's, Vi Brator. We published in our late edition a photo taken at a shoot Vi had called yesterday, apparently Vi wore the shin pads to cover up carpet burns sore knees!

We tried to have a word with Vi Brator, but we were met with a sharp 'no comment' as she mounted her moped and sped off to the meeting.

I appears Dazzler Duck will make guest appearances at all Charity events organised by Vi Brator, we can only assume these events have been arranged in Mr Ducks Hotel room in the early hours of the last three mornings.  

More news later!

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

* Heads to Andy Coulson's office to ask for a phone tap*

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

Yes Boss. What's the matter Boss? Is it the tattoos? I thought they'd be ok as they are on my belly. 

Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

 

Yes Boss. What's the matter Boss? Is it the tattoos? I thought they'd be ok as they are on my belly. 

Should have had them put on your back, no one would ever have seen them then 

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

 

Yes Boss. What's the matter Boss? Is it the tattoos? I thought they'd be ok as they are on my belly. 

Should have had them put on your back, no one would ever have seen them then 

I LOLOL'd then 

Originally Posted by Vi Brator:

Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

Brator!  My Office!  Now!

 

Yes Boss. What's the matter Boss? Is it the tattoos? I thought they'd be ok as they are on my belly. 

Should have had them put on your back, no one would ever have seen them then 

 How very dare you?

A Riddle for the Readers and The Super Sleuth 

I won it once, but it's not what you think

Afterwards, I may even had to visit a shrink

A sequinned dress I never wore 

With cap in hand I walked the floor

The person I am talking about gave you a clue

It was there for all to see and in open view

Reeda's sussed it because she's bloody good

If she saw it, so you lot should

Well seen Willie Wordsworth was born up the road from me 

I refuse to let this rag drop to the next page until Vi reads this 

I've read it Dame.

It hasn't helped 

I think I may get fired soon 

I must have missed it, maybe Reeda's bum was in the way.

or bad detecting 

aww thanks brisket

Oh god.....I'm going to have to read the whole bloody thread again aren't I?

vi is too busy with my dazzle hi iv mine mine i zay - 'ands off