This topic has nothing to do with Dave's religious beliefs, or any real religions. This is the Church of Dave, a place where we come to express our love for Dave. He loves people. He loves life. We love Dave. Long may he live within the Big Brother walls!
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I think Dave is a bit of a wrongun really, I'm just hanging around for a free piss up 
You need to change your handle. This thread does not compute.
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I think Dave is a bit of a wrongun really, I'm just hanging around for a free piss up
Here is some Dave Juice. You can take it outside though.
We're all about the love here.
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He loves people
As long as they fit into his able bodied heteronormative narrow view.
Halllellllullliahh!!!!!!!!
let me brighten up your thread with a pic I made earlier of Mrs Dave enjoying her new found freedom
let me brighten up your thread with a pic I made earlier of Mrs Dave enjoying her new found freedom
I dressed for the occasion.
This Dave juice is a bit warm 
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This Dave juice is a bit warm
Warm, just like Dave's love for every one of us. Savour it up, Ika. Gargle the love. Tickle those tonsils.
dont like him much,
LOL @Lee
That's really Dave as he sees himself in his own mind isn't it
That's really Dave as he sees himself in his own mind isn't it
*Sniffs bible* Top up anyone?
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*Sniffs bible* Top up anyone?
No thanks. I had a quick look at the cover last night and got completely rat-arsed.
as have I...
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Top up anyone
Nooo Lee, keep yer vest on!
A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN HER !!!!! BURN HER GOOD AND LET'S HAVE A BARBEQUE!!!!
You can't!! I'm a vegetarian!
Ohh you mean her that needs the Tena ladies?
Ohh you mean her that needs the Tena ladies?
*nips in to rifle thu the poor box**
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*nips in to rifle thu the poor box**
Toolate Jackson, the blessed Dave spent it all on cut price mobility aids on eBay
I am not gargling any love!
It gives you bad breath
It gives you bad breath
A WITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BURN HER !!!!! BURN HER GOOD AND LET'S HAVE A
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*nips in to rifle thu the poor box**
Poor box! 
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Nooo Lee, keep yer vest on!
OOps.
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Toolate Jackson, the blessed Dave spent it all on cut price mobility aids on eBay
...he doesn't have to buy them you know ..
But im a big crazy gay witch whos just got out of prison, got any free soup?
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But im a big crazy gay witch whos just got out of prison, got any free soup?
here you go pet 
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thanks
thanks
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thanks
Can you feel the love of our Lord burning a hole in your throat so Satan can escape?........you evil heathen sexual deviant youthanks
DS you are a genius.
Right, that's it, I now worship at the altar of the DanceSettee
Brilliant!
Brilliant!
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Right, that's it, I now worship at the altar of the DanceSettee Brilliant!
Ditto!
Thritto! 
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Right, that's it, I now worship at the altar of the DanceSettee
Bloody hell you lot, you're making me blush My head's big enough as it is....plus the soup pic isn't even one of my creations.Stop it at once !
(oh go on then
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Ha ha Dance,good stuff.
*** feels breathless *** 
All together...
hmmm let's think about this....I'm Welsh, black hair, fine pair of boobs and a beer gut, got reading glasses, talks a load of waffle, gets followed around by nutters......
hhhmmmm altar of dance Settee you say ????
hhhmmmm altar of dance Settee you say ????
*snorts a cushion and gets ecstatic*
awwwmaaaaan.. sprouts!
awwwmaaaaan.. sprouts!