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soooooooooooo....i'm a nosey old bint an i wanna know all the goss/disasters of your works christmas nights out..........or christmas nights out with mates...have you had the works do yet this year?.........or any good goss from previous years???

ours is on friday..................last year my boss invaded the kitchen looking for lesbians...........we were at a drag queen show....all the staff were blokes.....and she decided to see if there were any lesbians hiding in the kitchen..........i have no idea why she thought they'd be hiding in there.....

we're limiting her drinking this year..........

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I am working at the moment with hoards of Christmas do's im just about ready to stab someone in the face There is a line of drunkness that people on a christmas do instead of seeing as the stop line, think its the just started line. Honestly stag parties and hen do's at their worse are not as bad as Christmas do parties of any age group.  Its all that free drink
FM


you always hear stuff like........'joe from accounts went and told the m.d he was a 'bleepity bleep bleep'.........and tamsin from payroll copped off with mike from shipping....

are you a party organiser or somefin gyps??.............ours is at a hotel in b'mth this year...........we're all going........all 7 of us!!!.....plus one girl who left a few weeks ago......

i'm well impressed...you can order buckets of bud.........6 bottles for 15 squid.......bargain....
SS
hi saz xxxx....oh yeah she's still with him..........he gets worse.....they got engaged.....he wanted her to give up her house......make her teenage son move in with his dad(cos he doesn't like him) and move in with him.........cos she didn't say yes he got in a huff and dumped her....took another woman away for a w/end on her birthday(this is about a week later)....the w/end she'd paid half for!!

course after a few days he was on the phone telling her he was sorry and he'll change...and she's back with him............but cos she won't 'commit'...ie:do what he wants...she's only allowed to wear the engagement ring when she's with him...then he takes it back til next time he sees her...

he's a proper fruitloop........
SS
We used to do a works do for all our staff ..............it got complicated cos a lot of the part timers are under eighteen and it got a bit of a prob re alcohol .........we now give the staff the money but still have a night out with friends and family.

We're short on the ground this year (for reasons too complicated to go into) but there are eight of us.

we're booking in at 2 .............a spa afternoon - meal and party night - staying over 5* - breakfast together and .................I'm really looking forward to it.
Soozy Woo
hi saz xxxx....oh yeah she's still with him..........he gets worse.....they got engaged.....he wanted her to give up her house......make her teenage son move in with his dad(cos he doesn't like him) and move in with him.........cos she didn't say yes he got in a huff and dumped her....took another woman away for a w/end on her birthday(this is about a week later)....the w/end she'd paid half for!!

course after a few days he was on the phone telling her he was sorry and he'll change...and she's back with him............but cos she won't 'commit'...ie:do what he wants...she's only allowed to wear the engagement ring when she's with him...then he takes it back til next time he sees her...

he's a proper fruitloop........

Mental Spongey What is she doing with him?
SazBomb
Spongey - just read yours - we've had a horrible year with our daughter and a failed relationship. It has turned me inside out ...............she is 100% better than she was and has a new boyfriend (the jurys still out) ................we adored her last partner - they were together for eleven years I honestly think of him as my own son but ...........I can't make him love my daughter.

Kids what they do to us eh?
Soozy Woo
sprout xx.........we all tell her she's better off without him.........he's a nasty bit of work..a while ago he battered a 19 yr old lad to within an inch of his life.....got her to wash his blood splattered clothes....and she got arrested for perverting the course of justice.....she didn't turn up for work........we tried calling her....nothing......course she was in the cells(we didn't know)...was only when my boss got really worried later in the day and drove up past his house....and saw it all cordoned off with forensics there we knew something had happened
SS
Just thinking back to work do's of the past there's always the following characters:

Spotty 'Nigel' who no-one wants to go near (no offence to Sheryl 18 and her Nigel).
The office geek who's about as interesting as a specimen of bird shit
The office bike who's having a mid-life crisis, always has her lils hanging out, wears the loudest and cheapest dress in the room and there's usually a wager on who she'll end up shaggin in the gents
The office pleb who uses too much hair gel, loves Ralph Lauren pastel colours, good looking but knows it
The cocaine snorting member of Senior Management.
The sometimes cocaine snorting MD

And there's the rest of the folk who will have a tipple but will leave with dignity intact, no fertilised eggs or inherited STD's.
Karma_
saz i honestly don't know..........she says she likes 'bad boys'.......she did have a really nice b/f on one of their many 'breaks'...but she dumped him cos he was 'boring'.........everytime they split up she says that's it......but she always goes back to him.........i dunno if it's cos he's a flash harry or what...........but he's just nasty through n through...

sats......hope it all works out for your daughter and for you too xx.......
SS
oh deffo sats.............gawd knows how i'd be if it was one of my spongettes.......just it being my mate is bad enough..........i guess we can tell em til we're blue in the face......i certainly have with my mate.......but nothing changes.she's still with him so it's hard to know what to do......just be supportive and pick up the pieces as and when xx
SS

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