i heeve no complaints in that department honey from any of the wives - but my wallet usually does the talking

Bet - theeze compliments would neeever go to you - you eeeze a prickly pear - a dour lady - I lurvve the flamboyant lady

I was filming here a few months ago and dahling Roland let me stay here...
Shall we say he likes to provide a more personal service to his more famous guests..

Oh Sheikhy make your mind up, honey.

Scarlett - how did you know my friend Roland???? - we deed not geet to discusss such mundane matters

*oh VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII*

So Sheikh, exactly how does a man like you get into pig farming? Seems a long way from the oilfields.

eeet is my air of meeeestery - zee ladies lurvee it and *adjusting Gucci shades* my dark swarthy good looks and deep dark eyes

Bit of a whirlwind romance you and Roland had then Scarlett? Only met a few months ago and already talking marriage, then he's dead....take note Sheikh.

i am a good beeziness man and i found a way to make ze bucks - i am a man who likes heez creeture comforts
Peegs are cheap to keep but can make ze spondoolies - i have  a lifestyle to maintain
Vi /Scarlett - who wants to viseet my palace??(not Bet)

*sighs*

Seems waiting around here tonight isn't gonna bag me a bit of alone time with the Big Gunn.

I'd love to stay and chat people ......(actually I wouldn't,  I was just trying my hand at being polite.....can't say I enjoyed it)..........but some of us have work to do!

*attaches ear pierce*

OI....YOU ON TABLE 11, shuffle those cards as if your life depended on it, cos it will when I get hold of you......

takes a detour on her way to the pit*

*slips a note under Tommy Gunn's hotel room door*

MR GUNN,

Missed you in the Casino tonight, you must be real busy with that accountant to miss two nights on a row on the tables.

I have a question or two for you...... I've been thinking of the help you gave Roland in opening this place, was it purely finacial or did you help build this place too? You seem to have your fingers in a lot of pies, or should that be sausage rolls... Ginster? Do you or your family own a building firm? Did you build this place?

Oh and one last question........How long have you know Roland? Did you meet him when you financed this place just over a year ago? Or do you go waaay back like Harry Hedidit?

Thanks for you time Tommy Boy,

Hope to see you losing on the tables real soon,

Bet Black.

Vi

Why would i have a problem with that! of course i was close to him! 

I was spoiled off Daddy! i had anything i wanted, cars, diamonds!! Anything!

Is that just a glimmer of a sense of humour ?

Bet really shouldn't leave her writing pad lying around.. A magician knows how to lift the info from the last page.. Wonder what other secrets might be in this pad...

Poor Bet.. The dogs barking up the wrong tree

Sheikh, i'm sure your palace is stunning, but don't like sharing my man. Scarlett, on the other hand, seems like a real pro when it comes to banging of the gang variety. If you were a one woman man, i may be tempted or even as a passionate night of love, but nothing more.

Judging by her childhhod photos Harry, she pee'd up a lot of trees as well.

I'll have a copy of that letter too Harry, you never know, do you?

what are you implying Vi?
I have no reason to kill Rolypoly...

You however..
well lets face it honey... there is only so much lipo a girl can take.
Tell me, what did you promise Roly for all that facial help?

I wasn't asking what he bought to keep your affection. I was just wondering if there was any genuine affection between the two of you?

I keep telling you, there is nothing fake about me. I realise that in your line of work you are surrounded by plastic people, I can even see that you have succombed yourself...wonky eyebrows and permanently startled expression are a dead giveaway. Mind you, that expression could be as a result of some act in your last film, I hear you took it like a man, so well done.


Anyway, I am not a suspect, just an ex-cop trying to carve out a new life here in Vegas.

Jen, honey, how do get on with Bet? She seems so cold and aggressive.

then I am your man

she eeeezee a cold feesh

Ex cop?

Don't tell me they didn't approve of you using your uniform for your  ahem... extra curricular activities..

darn this establishment   I got locked in my dressing room for hours and yelled and yelled - how come none of you heard me? 

I need a drink - Vi could you oblige and while we're at it what was Roland's favourite drink and did you make one for him before he died?

You think someone's going to hear you over Jen's endless shrieking, Bet's endless bullying or Sheikh's constant reminders of how many wives he's got and what he does with pigs?

It's a cold, harsh world out there. Don't leave your key on the outside next time sugarpie. I'm going to hit the tables and relieve some sorry sonofabitch of all their wordly possessions.

I think we all want to know what the Sheik does with pigs...

there was me thinking them guys didn't like pigs, so yeah why would he have a pig farm - it's not like he needs to bring the bacon home now is it 

Candi, sweetie, you really need to get your act together, no wonder you never made it out of the chorus line, locked in your dressing room, my ass. And FYI, Roland rarely came into this bar, he preferred to stay in the main Casino and drink there. Besides, as I told Scarlett, I am NOT on the list of suspects, I am just trying to get some justice for Roland.


Scarlett, I was not a uniformed member of the force, I was actually quite high ranking. Still, I can't deny that I made use of some of the hardware.

What makes you think we didn't hear you?

Just make sure you play fair and square Drip......I'll be watching

*tries to look busy as Bet prowls around*


Do you reckon Chip stands much of a chance of winning big here Bet? I wonder why he's still here even though he seems certain he could single-handedly bankrupt Capetown?

*shrugs* Depends........if he's as good as he claims to be.... but then the ones who talk big rarely are. My spidey senses are on to something. I think Mr Flash is all mouth and no trousers ......maybe you could investigate that for me Vi....... I'd rather not get too close to those polyester pants.

Maybe I will Bet, though I'm not keen on polyester either, i wonder if Al will lend Chip some of his black leather trousers for the night?

NOTE TO ALL SUSPECTS....



THERE ARE A LOAD OF QUESTIONS FROM SHOLMES AND MYSELF THAT NEED ANSWERING OVER IN THE COCKTAIL BAR/INCIDENT ROOM.....PLEASE COULD YOU POP OVER THERE AND ANSWER THEM??

NOTE TO ALL SUSPECTS.....

VI IS A FAILED EX COP WHO COULDN'T ASK A PROBING QUESTION EVEN IF JEREMY PAXMAN HIMSELF TATTOOED IT ON HER RIGHT BREAST.

I have answered them Vi.... hope it helps. I just want out of this town now.. too many memories..

NOTE TO ANYONE WHO CAN BE BOTHERED TO READ THIS.....


BET IS JUST A VILE JELLUS CRETIN WITH FRIED EGGS FOR BREASTS AND NO SEXUAL ALLURE AT ALL.....PAXMAN WOULDN'T TOUCH HERS WITH YOURS.

Well I like a girl that makes the best use of the hardware .... maybe you and I should talk a bit more...