...still he gave me this job though - he recognised a good punter-puller when he saw one

Hey careful Black Bet!. Watch the vest... *Takes it off to suck the vodka up*

Here Bet I got a mate from another bar to knit you something you need!

Mmm.......no wonder you get along so well with Harry.

Have you met Vi? You have a lot in common with her too.

oooo - is she another party animal?

They're hanging a bit low, are you sure they're not Vi's?

( Plus I'm willing to bet your mate KITTED them )

*with timing as immaculate as ever....*



Blimey, Harry, why the heck are you half nekkid??

I need to grab something to eat.. Keep my seat warm Sherry

Mine are not saggers, thank you very much  Bet, as well you know.

Yeah well he's not a good speller like me Bet .. Whooshes off

Ooops puts vest back on first...

So, Sherry, did Roland know who you are? Poor Jen, not sure she will be too happy, best make sure she has enough meds.

Don't get dressed on my account Harry.

He gets dressed on Rolands account. I wonder how much it cost poor Rolly to finance a whole wardrobe of sparkly crap.

*clicks on recorder* 

I'm sure Roland wouldn't have funded Harry if he didn't think he was worth it, or are you calling Poor Roland thick?

Well when you look at the evidence Vi....it doesn't look good for the size of his IQ.

Who the hell wants sticky cards and plastic chickens these days? Unless Harry can make something a damn sight bigger than a bottle of gin disappear, he's got nothing the public want.

I'm sure there must be more to that relationship than meets the eye!

You're supposed to blow into it love.

Walks in chewing a beaver burger.. Tasty!

I heard that Blacky.. So it's poor Rolly  now.. Quit the act your so cold  you need de-icer for blood..

It's so hard to tell which way people swing these days, isn't it? When this is all over, I must tell you about this Vicar friend of mine....





Maybe Harry likes a bit of both?

Ooooh, it's been a while since I had beaver.

It's comedy sweety.. Oh! I forgot you don't know the meaning of the word.

Well lets ask him


Harry Houdoesyou......which way do you swing?

I'm sure the Vicar would be happy to oblige.

makes note *dig deeper into Bet Blacks past*

Now there are 2 statements to remember ..
A bit of both? I prefer my women to have 2 of everything that matters.

Be careful Iva, you'll need apick axe to dig through her.

Depends how you shake me Bet!

So Harry, did you have a 'special' relationship with Roland or not?

Oh yes Vi - he knew who I was - just didn't think much to me

*tuts*

Lets cut to the chase Vi....he's not going to give a straight answer till he's given a straight question.


Harry.......are you gay, straight or bisexual? Or ...,....and this is where my money is.......asexual

We go a long way back When we were young we were the 3 amigos Me, My magic partner Dwight and Roland.. That's as far as the relationship went. Everything else was business.

What about Roland and Dwight? Any "special" relationship we should know about there?

So, did you sleep with him during your camp Amigos days then? Oh and how long ago did poor Dwight get savaged by Thumper?

But he gave you a job as a cocktail waitress? Was that before or after he found out who you were?

Is everyone here tonight? seems kinda empty.. Better check out the bar...

Awww Sherry, you poor thing. Does your Mother know you came here to find Daddy?

I hope the punters get in tonight, a bit of a slow start in the sweaty palms.

Maybe that's why Roland intended to sell it?

Maybe they are all running scared!!!