OooHHH My Head!!! What did I drink last night? I can/t remember a thing.. Something strange is going on here , Some of my props are missing, and I can't find my rubber chicken for my comedy sketch.. !! Who's playing funny B's here

Hou'daredome........... here get this down you!




And listen carefully!

Roland is dead! Stabbed in his office by someone brandishing a rubber chicken.

When was the last time you saw your pathetic prop? And what else is missing? (Apart from half your brain, and your sex appeal?) 

Coffee!! Where's my hair of the dog??

That chicken gets used every night Bet. Do you ever watch my act..  ? Could have gone anytime after my last act. My big wand is missing along with a pack of sticky cards...

Oh Christ I just remembered Roland My mate! He's dead!! I need a drink....

That went missing a long time ago honey.

In fact...are you sure it was ever that big.

So THAT wasn't your wand I felt digging in me earlier then Harry? Blimey....

I'm soooo going to regret this.....

Why were they sticky?

Use your imagination Bet... Better still use Vi's 

Was it that Jungle Juice I spilt last night???

Disappointing Vi,, You're slipping (Eye's her up)

Erm? My friends call me Al Baby
The wedding game was just my day job, it's no secret that Roland was going to make me the headline act in this casino.
Roland was my friend and that's what friends do for each other
 
Besides What exactly did Roland hire you for

You sure you're hetro Al?

Oh god, and i thought last night was a nightmare!

Oh wow, Hi Harry

Hi to you Sherry, Got anything for big Harry Hmmmmm??

Did he just do stuff for you Al Shupup......or TO you?

Exactly HOW friendly were you with Roland.

Ooo whatever you like Harry  I remember watching you and Dwight on TV when I was a kid.  I didn't realise Dwight had died - what the heck happened?

Oh please. Don't tell me you're starstuck over Harry Oldhasbeen?

Hey Jen from what I can remember it was!!

Oh Bet- for an oldie he's fantastic

Dwights death was very tragic. Sherry. He got mauled by a white rabbit I was using in my act. Someone must have spent a long time antagonising the poor thing.. I never found out who it was..

You make me sound old Kid!!

Oi Sherry Strumpet! Never mind Dwight .....what about Roland?!  Aren't you going to shed a tear for your poor old employer?

Oh Harry that's terrible.  What happened to the rabbit?


Everybody's old when you're 18

I could get to like you Sherry

Oh Bet - all the excitement of seeing Harry distracted me.  Awful news about Roland - we ought to have a drink to his memory.

Bet ! stop butting in on peoples convos. Wander off and pick on some other poor person.!

I'm afraid it had to be put to sleep Sherry. Fortunately as I'm a hypnotist, I counted to three and presto! It woke up again.

Don't worry....Harry Houdrunkme has got that one covered

Get a room you two.

Ooo get the green-eyed monster

Somebody mention a drink ,, I'll take it easy tonight, just a double gin and tonic with a slice of lime please.

*Looks in mirror behind the bar and prunes chest hairs*  Yeah i still got it..

Come on Sherry come and see what a real man can do for you... You smell great tonight,, New perfume?

Where's that Tommy Gunn tonight then? He's been very conspicuous by his absence so far........ and I have a few questions for him.

If anyone is handy with a knife (and a rubber chicken ) it's that sorry excuse for a gangster.

Ooo do you like it. 


Roland was my father you know

Yeah Harry....that's a great look.

*spits out her vodka on to Harry's chest hair*

So you are Jen's sister? How come she got a better job than you? That must have stung a bit.

Bet keeps coming back to that  rubber chicken..
*Starts to wonder if there is a connection between the 2 of them! *

Well, he had a fling over 18 years ago and I was the result - I only came to Vegas to find him and to try and build a meaningful relationship with him.  I think he just thought I was a slutty drunk though