never had her in the frame anyway
so it wasn't old trailing baps... never had her in the frame anyway
never had her in the frame anyway
AAGHHHHHHHHH BEET zose beescuits are vonderful - jeest like my luvverly camels
*another lerve seek smiley*
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This little biatch drinks tea slower than Vi's brain works
you should have given her vodka Bet
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*thanks god he didn't say chokes chicken....there are doddery old ladies present*
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thanks god he didn't say chokes chicken
It happened to be the last chicken in the shop I'll have you know!!
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you should have given her vodka Bet
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YOU DID NOT MURDER ROLAND.
Well thanks for telling me somethin ah already know...
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*thanks god he didn't say chokes chicken....there are doddery old ladies present*
quote:you should have given her vodka Bet
I've got some jump leads in my car if they'll help get the old duffer going....
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AAGHHHHHHHHH BEET zose beescuits
Knee him in his cameltoe one more time Tommy 
*sighs deeply and continues*SHEIK ALEG
Until you received Rolandâs smug invitation to the Casinoâs first birthday party youâd forgotten all about the stupid bet youâd made on opening night. If Roland was still running the Sweaty Palms after a year youâd have to give up one of your wives, but if you could somehow stop him before midnight, the Sweaty Palms would be yours. A lesser man might have killed Roland in order to win the bet, but you were used to losing every time you gambled and losing a wife wasnât really a problem for you
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an intelligent woman if ever I saw one
I agree, nowt to do with the fact I drank with you... gannet
Sheet, it was not sheet
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Knee him in his cameltoe one more time Tommy
It will be my pleasure Alvin
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Knee him in his cameltoe one more time Tommy
Excuse me ...where are the ladies?
Oh my lawdy it wasn't the Sheik why Sir I do heartily apologise for accusing you
why Sir I do heartily apologise for accusing you
AAh I was neever zee keeler I eezeee too neece
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Excuse me ...where are the ladies?
Sitting watching you...That cameltoe appears to have a verruca on it
Harry 
Come on geddon wiv it I gotta turkey to cook in 2 days man
Al, honey, you're a fine one to talk about poor Sheeeeeeekhs camel toe...
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Excuse me ...where are the ladies?
Oh you have to be effing kidding me?
SOMEONE LOCK THE BLOODY DOORS!!!
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Sitting watching you...
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AAh I was neever zee keeler I eezeee too neece
No but you sound like a drug dealer with all the Eeeeez you keep pushing
OMG Vi
Feck Vi, I nearly vommed in my mouth
*wibble*
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Al, honey, you're a fine one to talk about poor Sheeeeeeekhs camel toe.
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Sitting watching you...
how droll......and you would be an expert in The Ladies I assume young man? 
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*wibble*
Is that the sound they make when they rub together?
STOP THE THREAD!!!!!
I need to change my pants
I need to change my pants
quote:Is that the sound they make when they rub together?
Judging by the picture, they haven't met for a while....
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and you would be an expert in The Ladies I assume young man?
Well as it happens....
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Certainly ...don't rush!
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STOP THE THREAD!!!!! I need to change my pants
Certainly ...no need to rush!
Bloody hell Harry....that's what I call magic! Quoting before it's even been posted.
Quoting before it's even been posted.
I've got a bus to catch y'know