I just want my dinner

Don't worry Iva......Vi brought a bottle

I need another drink - this is taking so long - anybody else?

Canny resemblance with the avi Hoochie 

I wish whispering Ted Lowe was doing the commentary

I think she's mistaken me for one the Shiekh's wives.

I've been and come back Mardy Bet, it's thirsty work the killing malarkey 

There's crisps in the bar

I eeze meezing ze wives - but Beet is to be number 21st*LOVESiCK SMILEY*

 *smiles benevolently at assembled group and offers Harry a lace scented handkerchief"

 Do stop snivelling young man!  we have business to attend to!

I think I've just died and gone to hell

*munches on a pringle*  anyone want one?

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I wish whispering Ted Lowe was doing the commentary


Just as well it's not Murray Walker...things ain't moving quick enough for him....

Shuts up

*waits patiently for Bet to be convicted and dragged off screaming* 

waits patiently for Bet to be convicted and dragged off screaming

Ah do declare the suspense is killing me and ah do need to go and prepare maself for this evening....

I wish the crumpled old lady would stand next to me...I need to pee...and if a bit trickles out everyone will blame the smell on her.....

 I have observed this case from a distance ....and awaited the outcome with interest.  As it appears to be beyond the abilities of even my distinguished colleague Mr Sholmes and the best efforts of our young Vi.  I feel it is now time that i should solve the case

*peers at group over glasses then looks down and reads from notebook*

 

SHERRY STRUNK

When you set out to find your father, you never imagined he’d be rich casino owner Roland Ewynn, You hoped he’d be as thrilled as you were, but he saw you as nothing more than a problem, throwing money at you to make you go away. At first you were devastated. But after thoughts of revenge had faded from your mind, you realised a father who paid you to keep quiet was better than no father at all. At least you could buy something pretty to cheer yourself up ...

YOU ARE NOT THE MURDERER.

*smiles calmly*  

Zees Beet is deleeghtful *SIGHS*

jebus it's like X Craptor.... I hope Hoochie's not on her dongle, we could be here all night 

*Nervously chews nails......again*

we all knew it wasn't you Sherry 

ah am wondering if she is a little senile - ma granpappy used to take ages to say stuff too and he was a crazy as a moonstruck coyote.

 *adjusts bosom and awaits arrival of tea*

I ineeeetially conseedered sheery

One down..!

*listens at slightly ajar door*

we all knew it wasn't you Sherry 


Thank you Candi - I won't forget those who did

Bet - 'urry up wiz zee tea - zer eezee a good wife

I prefer Port myself

ineeeetially conseedered sheery

Well blow me........Sherry had no Spunk after all

WE KNOW SHERRY DIDN'T DO IT YOU OLD BAT, SHE COULDN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT, LET ALONE AIM A KNIFE AND STRIKE ROLAND THREE TIMES!

I am afraid i must go eat another engagement awaits me I will have to just wait until the morrow to learn who did it. .


but looks like I was completely wrong about it all anyway..

*hears the sound of munching toast*

OMG she hasn't scarpered has she

 * Gives up on the hope of tea and proceeds* 

AL SHUKUP

When Roland offered you a nightly spot at the Sweaty Palms, you thought you’d hit the big time. Then you discovered you’d only been hired as a backing singer for Elvis and the Elvii. It was a slap in the face, but your wounded pride wasn’t the only problem. You’d just quit our job at the Chapel of Burning Love and backing singer wages weren’t going to make ends meet. You were angry enough to kill Roland, hut a contract is a contract, and murder wouldn’t have changed anything. ..

YOU ARE NOT THE KILLER

*turns over page in notebook and frowns* 

So you counted as you did it Bet!!