Well Vi I just love what you've done with your hair - red was so brassy on you - black is hard and common just like you 

Why of course I would sugar. That ain't got nothin to do with my daddy being gone.

Honey, A maybe a lady killer but Ah dont do Dudes
 
 
 

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Well Vi I just love what you've done with your hair - red was so brassy on you - black is hard and common just like you


Yeah and your tampon tassles are soooooo classy aren't they? Jeeeesus, I know you have debts, but imagination costs nowy.

Don't just stand there get on stage and start stripping

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Why of course I would sugar. That ain't got nothin to do with my daddy being gone


So why did you seem to dither?

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Don't just stand there get on stage and start stripping


In your dreams Harry...


*passes Harry a tissue*

This thread makes me laff

Aw lawdy *groans*  I've had enough - I need to lie down for a bit 

You think I'm just gonna rush into something like that? I doubt you'd jump into something like that without thinking about it first either honey.

Did anyone dust the knife for prints, Were there any security cameras?

Thanks, blows nose and sticks it between the GG's

Hey this is a serious murder here

Harry, honey, judging by your trousers it's not only your nose that is leaking.....

I'm older than I look.. Where the hell did I put those Viagra

Gahh my mind is going...

I eeze going to stroke my camels and phone my wives - i am alvays looking at zem in ze album i alvays carry by my hart

but vi eeze lubbly - I need my alpaca back byzeevay Vi  - my 3rd wife vants it  - she vants ze vool to kneeet a pair of beed socks

Thanks Vi that Alpaca steak was lushious... Ooops

I know! But it's the multi-identities

Jeesus Harry....what did you do with Barry the alpaca?? And don't you DARE try to blame this one on a rabied wabbit....


Sheikhy, honey, can't you just buy your wife some lovely socks? They are bound to sell some nice ones in Harrods. It's just Barry seems awful cut up at the though of leaving......

Ah do declare Sheik - you must surely love your camels a great deal if you carry photographs around..

Bet's boyfriend. Bet's mystery boyfriend. Bet's mystery boyfriend who was riddled with debt that he could only offload if Roland died. That boyfriend. I think y'all know the one I mean. 

This dude is a chief suspect. Why isn't he here telling us where he was on the night of the murder? Maybe he is here, we just don't know it yet. Harry is it you? 

The only person who knows for sure is Bet. She can't hold back information on a major suspect. So, Betty dearest, the time it has cometh. SPILL: WHO IS HE?

You really think I've gonna name him while that Sheikh the Flake is here?  He's obsessed with debt....... he'd never leave my big dope alone (well...not till he wanders off to stroke his camels and forgets all about it again ).

Some things are better off left alone.  

I'll tell you something for nothing though..... I'd bet my life on him being innocent. He wouldn't dare kill someone without checking with me first.

Ooooh.... that wasn't at all convincing from Bonkers Betty was it? Bettykins is your boyfriend one of the current suspects?

I'm starting to think you don't have health insurance. That's a sure fire way of getting a fast and cheap vasectomy Mr.Breeder. 




No

I don't believe you Bettypoo. If you're the murderer you're hardly going to tell us who your accomplice is are you? Hmmm... yes... I think I'm getting somewhere now 

Are you trying to imply I couldn't possibly kill someone alone?  Are you calling me a GIRL???

I'm almost tempted to admit to a crime I DIDN'T COMMIT just to prove a point, you low down dirty Angle Shooter.

Aha! I seem to have got your undivided attention at last my loveable little rotweiller. Another question. Your alleged 'boyfriend' well...how can I put it... are you sure you don't mean 'girlfriend'?

Who you calling loveable?





Well, as tempted as I am to cast aspersions on the masculinity of that idiot of mine ........... unfortunately not.

I may have been barking up the wrong tree....... but you are pissing in the wind,  my unlovable cheating acquaintance.

Au contraire Bettywetty my adorable little bundle of snake poison I believe I am homing in on the killer. I have only two suspects now. It's either you or hapless Harry. I'm going to crack this one. Ooooooooh yes.

Well good luck with that one Drip.  I'll look forward to watching you fail spectacularly....... I may have to take a photograph of you at the exact moment you realise how dumb you've been, frame it, and stick on the wall of my office, alongside all the other dumb asses I've watched come a cropper in my time.

Here's to tomorrow night asshole

Bring it on blokebird I have a few questions to ask people tomorrow which will blow your game wide open. Ditto Hopeless Harry the game ladies and gentlemen is well and truly ON 

That's "the game is afoot dope!
 

Sits down to prepare case accusation 

*sits and waits for the denials*

I have to prepare a denial as well as an accusation? You think I''ve got nothing better to do with my time. 

I didn't kill Roland! I was busying keeping my beady eye on that overgrown kid who hasn't grown out of playing games! If I was the murderer why the hell would I lie and give that Drip an alibi?

I had no reason to kill Roland....... he'd agreed I could keep my job, we WERE paying him back, no matter what that snidey failed cop would have you believe. Everything was working out fine! Now he's dead..... what do I have? A complete nutcase for a boss, one who would gamble the casino away to the next money grabbing asshole who came along? Great job stability that.

I have much more to lose with Roland dead.

Gets violin out to accompany Bet...

Roland was giving me all of the work I could get my hands on, It was his way of saying sorry I guess for the accident, He had faith in me even to the point of letting me  Hypnotise him. Hell he was even investing in the hypnotherapy business because of our long standing friendship. With his help I was just getting my life back in order again. To kill him was like me  cutting my own  throat. 
Remember I was on stage half of y's said you were there at the time watching me! 

I have no more to say.

Well it wern't me either!


I wouldn't do anything to hurt poor Jen With Roland dead I've lost my return on the casino....and all the ...extra....work he threw my way.

Ok, so I've gained a beautiful wife to be ..... but Roland wouldn't have been able to stop that from happening. If it's meant to be, it's meant to be.

Evening all you suspect types and also the brassy red headed big bosomed woman who offers drinks now and then and flirts outrageously with all the men ..

I must say my brain seems to have been affected by the Casino air and for once I am having difficulty working out who did the dastardly deed... I have separated the motives into who gains, financially or personally and who seeks vengeance rather than a gain.. Some suspects fall under both lists.. I am starting to think you all had a hand in it . .anyway here's what I think so far. . I may be way off especially as I have forgotten a lot of the details


Those who will gain Financially or Personally

The Sheik  gains financially because of the bet...  and who's to know whether he really is as rich as he keeps boasting.. sounds a lot of hot air to me...

Tommy Gunn gains on an emotional level as he finally gets the girl, and possibly on a financial level as maybe the Casino reverted to him on Roland's Death..

Chip Leader may gain financially too if Roland was stiffing him on the Diamond deals..

Bet Black gains Financially as her BF's debt is wiped out.. 

Al could be Bet's Bf so gains if his debt is wiped out too..

Jen gains financially as I presume she expected to inherit the Casino and had put in all the work after all..

Scarlet gains financially as her gambling debts are wiped out

Sherry could gain financially if she can prove she was his daughter..

Those who may have wanted Vengeance

Harry may have wanted payback for the death of his partner...

Bet may have wanted payback for something she may feel Roland cheated her out of. .she sure doesn't like a cheat..

Al may want revenge for 4th billing as an Elvis.. and for any perceived slight to his possible GF, Bet.

Sherry may have wanted payback cos Roland wouldn't recognise her as his daughter..

Candi may have tried to steal the Diamonds from the safe and Roland caught her in the act so she had to kill him. .[has anybody checked to see if they are still in  the safe?] and she too may be another of Rolands children that he wanted to keep quiet about

Tommy may want vengeance cos despite the fact he bankrolled Roland he was still not considered a suitable suitor for his daughter..

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So that's my thoughts so far..  3 of the suspects seem to alibi each other as they were in a poker game together, Chip, The Sheik and Scarlet.. but all seem to have a motive of some sort ...

which is why I feel YOU ALL DID IT 


If I had to chose one of you I really couldn't 

*is rubbish at this stuff ... it was always Watson that solved everything.. I just took the credit.. *