vot do you mean - i 'ave a glorious heed of hair

candeee - you did not preevate dance for mee - i am faithful to me wives

zank you sveet sheeery - you are my second favoureeeet avter Vi

Candee - she eeze a frijeed menace - PFFFFTTTT

All 20 of them? Must be real tough.

I most certainly did (check p15) I was forced to declare how you and Chip made me feel like a hamburger in a sesame bun     perhaps your virus made you forget 

21 in a bed? Must be a bit of a squeeze

Ett eeze - ven zere eeze gorjuss ladees around - but on zee plus side i can have as meeny wives as I like

*sniggers*

I thought you guys were only allowed 4 wives - are the rest of them really your concubines?

hmmmmph - i have zee selecteeve amnesia and leeve for ze moment

yees - but to me 'as a man ov 'onour from ze desert - I call zem wives

well aren't you just the cutest little man and so polite 

zey 'ave a bedroom wiz priveeted suite each

Bet - are you in deebt???

Have you been paying any attention WHAT....SO....EVER...... Shiekh Hisheadandkilledhisonlybraincell?

Of course I'm in debt....... I owe Roland the money my areshole of a boyfriend won in the casino. READ BACK YOU LAZY ARSE!

I eeezeeeeeeee only tryin to be friendly and making converrrsation
you is a naasty freeejid fjord

Friendly? Ya gotta work to your audience Shrek.

Hi y'all

I have just beena talking to Harry and he told me about poor li'l ole Dwight the bunny.
I hate it when animals suffer

Has Jen been around tonight, or is she trying to avoid me!

Sheikh, honey, have you even bothereed looking for my questions yet?

Oh dear god....was Dwight the bloody bunny?

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I have just beena talking to Harry and he told me about poor li'l ole Dwight the bunny

FFS...so Dwight was a bliddy wabbit too....why the buggering hell didn't Harry say so....grrrrrrrrrrrrr.



*rips up rough draft of accusation*

Bet, by the sounds of it Dwight WAS a bunny who got savaged by another bunny.....probably trying it on with a poor lady bunny if his owner is owt to go by.

Sorry Sherry hon I've been out shopping and bought me some new dresses to cheer myself up. Of course I wasn't avoiding you sugar, we're pretty much half-sisters now ain't we? I hope this doesn't mean you'll be wanting to borrow my clothes though 

HARRRRRYYYYYYYY.....why didn't you tell us Dwight was a bunny too??

Jen, I hope you havn't overspent, your inheritence isn't what you thought it would be and do you really want to join the debt-ridden ranks?

I've been waiting to see you Little Miss Plantation......... missed your losing streak at the Tables today........ you giving up gambling now your secrets out then?

You didn't ask

"Sorry Sherry hon I've been out shopping and bought me some new dresses to cheer myself up. Of course I wasn't avoiding you sugar, we're pretty much half-sisters now ain't we? I hope this doesn't mean you'll be wanting to borrow my clothes though"


Hi there Jen - well actually Roland gave me more than enough money to buy myself an entirely new wardrobe - and all the contents to go in it!  Also, I think your clothes may be a bit big for me

Poor Dwight my stage partner.. I almost gave up magic with my pal Dwight...

At you lot

God I hate you Harry Houdidme. 

Ah do declare - that poor creature dying like that

Why exactly DID Roland give you that money huh? Was it so you would sod off? Cos you ain't doing a very good job of it

Oh I'm being careful sugarpie but I ain't too worried my husband to be is bloody loaded a really nice guy, I'm sure he'll look after lil old me 

Hey Sheik some of the guests are making off with your camels

Well I'm glad he was looking after you honey but if that's true and he gave you all that money why do you still need to work as a bartender? 

I tell you what. I'll consider not making you suffer for the rest of your life for your sneaky bloody trick ...... ........ if you make Jen meow like a cat again.

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You didn't ask


Can't deny that! Still, wouldn't have hurt you to mention it when we were dicussing how a teeny tiny wabbit could murder a man.....

You know what Bet, ah don't think ah will be givin up on the gambling yet.
It is all useful research for the new film ah will be working on shortly..