Or of course Dwight may not have even been killed by a bloody rabbit......if Harry did it...... the whole stupid, full of holes, story could be a lie.

I love rabbits

Hmmmmm.....we know you do Sherry Very Drunk.

All this talk of rabbits and not one mentions of stocking up on batteries for Christmas, I'm proud of you all

For gawd sake Bet stop wittering on - you are fair giving me a headache 

Shame we can't return the pride Al Shag'em

Had any replies to your advert yet?

What's up Candi ..... did we inadvertently make you over work your brain cell?

All of you are picturing a rabbit savaging a man to death, It was not like that, The rabbit, for it was a real rabbit, mauled Dwight, He suffered from a massive loss of blood from his jugular, no one was there to help poor Dwight, He went into a coma and died. I can only tell you what was reported.

I eeezeeeeeeeeeeeee 'ere

Candi - just zee person - i vas walking my camels ven i saw handing out flyers with your number on - why my sweet dim candi???

So you weren't there at the time then? What a shame you weren't there to save your beloved partners life 'eh? Where exactly were you when poor old Dwight was being tickled on the jugular by Fluffy then Houdbelieveme?

aargggh - ze Bet eeze 'ere she eez more frijeed than a norwegian fjord in midvinter

Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit,  kill the wabbit, dum de dum I'll have  a Rampant Rabbit please hic!

rampant rabbit Cocktail Ingredients

•  2 shots peach schnapps (archers)
•  2 shots vodka
•  1 bottle WKD Red
•  1 small bottle orange juice

You really don't have to announce your arrival every night  you know......... your aroma precedes you.

Where were you? In fact where were you when Roland was killed eh.. Sticking the knife in as usual Hmmm.??

Avoiding the question 'eh Harry? You're not doing yourself any favours

i use Aqua Di Parma colonia and my camels do not smell

well for a start Sheiky wakey I most certainly ain't dim do y'all hear that 



This little lady was just trying to drum up some interest in my new venture - purely business

Picture my new club - Candi's Cane 

Right back at you Bet, what you trying to hide eh?

but me gorjuss leetle Candi - I didn't realise the club vas already open

candi - did you owe moneee to Roland???

House of correction, name your pain..

Thanks for the heads up
 
Ladies and Gentlemen, Elvis (mk4 ) is in the building!!
 
(and available for bookings)

Do they say the same about you?

I have a watertight alibi Harry ....... I was here at work, watching and being watched by hundreds of people. How about you?

yees i do I eeeze veryy important person - zee owner of Sheiks very nice Casino' and the second reechest man - i don't owe a penny -  not like you lot especially Bet - i 'ave a feeeling in my camel vater you 'ave beeeg debts Bet - PFFFFT

no it's not up and running yet - I still have a few debts to pay.  No I did not owe any money to Roland - the agreement was I would do some 'private dancing' and he'd get a cut 

The private dancing is essentially to get enough funds to open my joint   and when I have raised enough I can kiss this 2 horse hicksville town goodbye   and besides in the words of the great Kevin Costner 






and by God they'll be queuing for a bit of luscious Candi

I'd rather not thanks.

I don't smell - you feeejid fjord i bath in   acqua di palma - £300 a ML - 3 times a day

vot exactly vas zeese priveete danceeng???

*spank* you naughty little boy  *purrrrrrs*

Ahhhh.... that explains it.

don't you play dumb with me Mister - you know darn well you and Chip had a private dance from me the night Roland died - your drooling at my gorgeousness was quite disturbing 

Bet...maybe the man in the bunny suit is no longer with us..think about it.


Candi....I don't suppose Tommy has anything to do with your business venture, does he? After all, he is like a leper on a cookery course...got a lot of fingers in a lot of pies.....


Sheikh, I left some questions for you in here somewhere...go back a page or 2!!!

I can show you Sheik - I usually do it in public, but am just as good privately

Produce one witness

I already stated where I was and am not in the habit of repeating myself (read back)

Jealous Pet Bet - just because you'll spend the rest of your miserable life being at someone else's beck and call 

I think Shrek has a problem with memory loss as well as hair loss.

quote:

Elvis (mk4 )





Is that anyhing like theMk4 Cortina?

You have talent!

well unless he's providing funding under a pseudonym no mam he ain't got nothing to do with it not no how