Don't do it Jen!!
You can't go against the wishes of you Dad!!

I eeze a man ov 'onour in the desert

exactly - in the desert so it doesn't mean you're a man of honour here in little ole Las Vegas now does it 

If she looks like Elvis, she's in!

Raymond's safe Sheikhy baby not Roland's    but surely you have enough money to put on that nag to win?????

I have a bone to pick with you Elvii number FOUR

Don't believe me??
If Roland didn't like like Tommy, why was he here tonight??

*wibble*

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If Roland didn't like like Tommy, why was he here tonight??

That has confused me! Roland owned the place, where else would he be? And Tommy is Tommy and does as he likes, surely?

You'll be more than wibbling when I'm done with ya.

I won't deny the thought crossed my mind to off Roland when he refused to set me up with his daughter..... but Jen made me promise a long time ago, never to hurt anyone she was related to.....and I'm not the kinda man who breaks a promise...specially one I made to my darling Jen.

But I do believe you ain't related to her sequin boy.

Tommy, how do you feel about the Sheikh taking over the hotel? At least he should be able to pay for it.

Fourth cousin eight times removed actually  *wibble wibble*

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Fourth cousin eight times removed actually

Same as Tommy and King Kong then....

Sorry Red........ I think me gripping his balls tighter than Harry holds on to a vodka bottle has addled his brain.

Al....... I'm here every night for one reason and one reason only...... to be near my Jen.


Oh...and there's the little matter of keeping an eye on that Bet Black. It was the last favour that Roland asked of me, to watch that uptight, sneaky, thieving broad. If she tried to run without paying what she owed....... I had his full permission to .....well...... whack her.

I've been looking forward to it, I've come up with all sorts of inventive ways to do her before she gets chance to clock me with her beady eyes, but she ain't put a foot wrong.

I eeze very tight budget craze - i had a mother from East end who married my father  a reech arab sheik zo i eeze verri careful with zee money

am going to update zeee 'otel - anybody debt free can geez me ideas osservise I vill do it myzelf

*attempts to count on his fingers*




Red.......you got a calculator on ya?

EEZEEE ANYBODY LOADED BAR ME IN ZIS PLACE


*adjusts Gucci shades*

*strokes camels toenail for luck in the next race at Bangor - £200,000 on Bet's Baby** to vin

I vill see you later - i am going to stroke my camels*

Hmmmm......... can't say I'm a fan of camel breath, but as long as he pays his way I suppose I can live with it. But between you and me I reckon this place is doomed....... he don't strike me as having much upstairs if you know what I mean. And that's saying somefing coming from me.

I wouldn't have imagined you had to do your own stroking with 20 wives at home Sheikhy.

What with all the camel stroking and chicken choking going on round here I am beginning to wonder if I've teleported to the Playboy Mansion....

Can I have them back now please Sir....... *wibble*
*attempts to count balls*

Tommy, do you know how much Bet's 'boyfriend' owes the hotel and how close the debt is to being paid off?

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*attempts to count balls*

*offers to help*

I think they need rubbing better
 
 
 

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I think they need rubbing better

*grabs the baby oil*

*WIBBLE*

 
 

You can have 'em back when you agree to marry me and Jen for free in that little chapel of yours...........

Nah......Roland didn't bore me with the details. Or if he did, I wasn't listening, I was too busy imagining Bet Black in concrete shoes, overcoat and earpiece.

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I'm gonna have to change my stage name..

And why would you need to do that Harry? Surely if your act is as great as you claim, people will remember your name, changing it could damge your career, could it not?

Well well well.......... all my snooping around the casino, trying to keep a close on Bet has finally paid off....... seems she's not the only one around here Roland should have been watching closely!

Christ Harry boy, you really should lock the door of that room of yours, or at least keep your private stuff hidden. Did you really think a hidden compartment in the bottom of your drinks cabinet was gonna fool ol' Tommy G? My family invented the hidden compartment! Granted we usually put 'em in violin cases..... but same difference. 


And looky here! Look what I found! Wah hooooo, you're gonna have some explaining to do in the morning!

So..... you sounded pretty angry on the tape there Harry, angry enough to exact your revenge by any chance?

Having to work along side Roland in the Sweaty Palms must have been hard for ya Harry. All that pent up anger...... just waiting to be released. Having to watch him becoming more and more successful, while your career went down the pan without Dwight here to prop up your dismal plastic chicken act.

Nice try Tommy, a pretty good frame up and thanks for breaking my patient confidentiality rule. Of course I hide the transcripts they are personal to each of my customers and PRIVATE!

Of course I reacted that way when Roland revealed his dislike of wabbits, sorry rabbits. you are reading  a transcript I ended the tape there because I brought Roland out of his trance. 
We needed to talk and that's what we did. Clearly Roland never intended Dwight to be attacked. Roland had a fear of rabbits it was deep seated. It was just a tragic accident and I forgave Roland. We have been friends for years and he put work my way all the time. It was his way of apologising. There is nothing sinister to be read into that transcript. I could never kill especially someone who has been such a goo friend to me.

I'm a pacifist I even let the rabbit live but it escaped! 

Even if we get the person who killed my friend Roland there will still be a Killer on the loose. That rabbit has to be found.
Remember me picking up the Bra and the Knickers, well that was when I was searching for the rabbit. God when Roland was found dead I thought the rabbit had done it.

You have to ask yourself. Why would I leave a rubber chicken at the scene? Why would I keep a transcript of something if I thought it could implicate me? Why would I still be looking for a second killer if I blamed Roland.

There's a rabid rabbit out there, I'm trying to protect people from my mistake.

Your accusation doesn't add up but the frame up does Tommy! Only the murderer knows who killer Roland.

Harry, how many sessions did you have with Roland to help him quit the fags? Did you give him a trigger word/item that would help him relax and take his mind of the nicotine cravings? Like Chicken for example? In the same way you used 'Roland' to turn poor Jen into a mewing wreck, did you do anything similar to her Daddy? Did anyone else know about your sessions with Roland?

Well Vi Roland never quit smoking, he was a troubled man. Somebody must have been putting the fear of god into him.
I did have a bit fun with Roland as well but as you know with hypnosis you can never make a person do something they really don't want. No secret word just a snap of my fingers.
It's just my little joke, unlike the killer who did not appreciate jokes according to his/her  confession note.. A morbid person indeed. There are a lot more people with better motives than me to kill Roland.

So Vi if you are feeling stressed out with all this stuff just come and see Honest Harry.. We could have some fun together

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Somebody must have been putting the fear of god into him.

Indeed they must.....

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We could have some fun together

Honey, I don't need to be under the influence of anything or anyone to make things fun, if you know what I mean 'Arry.....