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I mean he said he has debts too, have you ever seen him at the tables trying to 'win' a few hands?
Harry Houbeatme couldn't win a hand even if his life depended on it
He's always been keener on hanging around the bar than the tables.Harry Houbeatme couldn't win a hand even if his life depended on it
He's always been keener on hanging around the bar than the tables.
quote:scarlet were you goeeng to marry roland???
I think she'll take anyone who'll have her...and who can afford to clear her debts.
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Roland was a little too well fed for ma liking.
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No more questions about Roland eh?
Sheikh, honey, I am debt-free zone. Quite a rarity around these parts I know. Surely that makes me worth more than a few camels, eh?
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SCARLET - ver you going to marry Roland???
Lordy Sheik - you got sweet potato in your ears or somethin?
AH SAID AH DID NOT THINK SO
sweet Jesus have mercy...
Argh STOP saying his name 
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prefer the slim wiry type
zat eeze me then
quote:AH SAID AH DID NOT THINK SO
Yet the very first thing you said when you found out that he was dead as that you were to be married....
Why Jen honey ah did not think you were the catty type
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Why Jen honey ah did not think you were the catty type
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Yet the very first thing you said when you found out that he was dead as that you were to be married....
Ah know Vi - ah was trying to protect ma secret....
But it don't matter none now cos y'all know..
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Argh STOP saying his name
Whose name? Rolands name?
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Lordy Sheik - you got sweet potato in your ears or somethin?
you eze as acid as ze Bet
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Why Jen honey ah did not think you were the catty type
Jen - your pappy ROLAND would be so upset to see you making such catty remarks..
quote:zat eeze me then
Watch out Sheikhy boy, take up with her and you'll go from 2nd richest man in the world to poorer than that Al Fayed chap who used to own that corner shop in London...
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Ah know Vi - ah was trying to protect ma secret....
So you lied Jen? Is that what you are saying? You're telling us you lied?
Zeee debts - zee debts - I vill get see my accountant and anyvon in debt to me villl geet a demand letter soon
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you eze as acid as ze Bet - i like my weemin - more docile and subsevrieent or thrusting like ze lus
Ah can assure you Sheik honey ah do not do docile ...
*adjusts bosoms*
Ah am all woman...
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Watch out Sheikhy boy, take up with her and you'll go from 2nd richest man in the world to poorer than that Al Fayed chap who used to own that corner shop in London...
Vi I only 'ave my beeg camel eyes for you
Jen, how did you feel about your new half sister suddenly appearing like that...as if by magic?
Jen i 'ave your inheritance through a beet - are you annoyed about zat???
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n, how did you feel about your new half sister suddenly appearing like that...as if by magic?
who eeze zat????
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Whose name? Rolands name? 
quote:Vi I only 'ave my beeg camel eyes for you
I hope that's not the only thing that's big about you.....
*Thinks* I'm gonna have to change my stage name.. Hey Bet, It;s only fools who gamble, I only play the part of a drunk to entertain.. *Downs a whisky*
Oh Sheikhy boy that virus really messed you up, didn't it?? SHERRY is Roland's illegitimate daughter by some tarting beauty queen.
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*Downs a whisky*
Houdi - are you a secreet drinker
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i like my weemin - more docile and subsevrieent or thrusting like ze lush Vi
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Oh Sheikhy boy that virus really messed you up, didn't it?? SHERRY is Roland's illegitimate daughter by some tarting beauty queen.
I eezee harrassed by zee wives demands
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Ah am all woman.
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Whose name? Rolands name?
quote:Vi docile and subservient oh lawdy mercy bless my soul
I think I covered the 'thrusting' part of his requirements, sugar.
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Jen i 'ave your inheritance through a beet - are you annoyed about zat??? Delete Edit
can I 'ave zee answer pleeze????
Sherryyyyyy - Are you annoyed I inheerited through a bet????
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your pappy ROLAND would be so upset to see you making such catty remarks..
HARRRYYYYYY......you misquoted!!!! That was Scarlett O'Whorea who said that....and know hers aren't real...
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Houdi - are you a secreet drinker
Secrete drink, I don't secrete it. Well I do but keep the best bit before I secrete
vill be back later - I am going to feed my camels and buy anozzer desert mansion
"Roland must have abandoned that wet drip Smelly Skunk and her mother. Maybe she tracked Roland down to get her revenge....... to kill him? "
That is so out of order - I just wanted to get to know my father better, but he didn't want to get to know me any better at all. All he did was offer me quite a substantial amount of money, which I thought was fair enough
Anyway, it's all well and good you accusing me of horrible stuff like that, but from what the croupier was saying, it's you that has a violent streak. Do you always go around hitting your staff?
That is so out of order - I just wanted to get to know my father better, but he didn't want to get to know me any better at all. All he did was offer me quite a substantial amount of money, which I thought was fair enoughAnyway, it's all well and good you accusing me of horrible stuff like that, but from what the croupier was saying, it's you that has a violent streak. Do you always go around hitting your staff?