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Have you got a kiss for harry Scarlett?
Yes Master.. *bows*
*plants kiss on mouth.*
Yes Master.. *bows*
*plants kiss on mouth.*
Scarlott - Ze feerst task as ze new owner eeze to change the name of ze 'sweaty palms' to
'SHEIK ALEG'S VERY NICE CASINO'
'SHEIK ALEG'S VERY NICE CASINO'
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are you leestening 'arry
Bleeding pesky flies are all over tonight, buzz off..!
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Well that would sure explain the fabulous pelvis action....
Extras are at my discretion Honey 
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Is it just me or is Shrek's accent getting harder to understand by the hour.
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SHEIK ALEG'S VERY NICE CASINO
Oh for alah's sake someone teach him english !!
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Just missing the hostess with the mostess darling.. Maybe I can do something for you.
Well now that you mention it...didn't you say you helped daddy with his smoking problem through hypnosis? You see what I find confusing is he never stopped smoking after your sessions. Can you explain that? Your story don't add up sugar. Were you hypnotising him for something else?
Eet is not shrek it EEZE SHEIK - I am an 'onerable man ov ze desert
- I am an 'onerable man ov ze desert
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Yes Master.. *bows* *plants kiss on mouth.*
Eurgh
I imagine this is what it's like back at Shrek's house but multiplied by 20.
Well, it's busy in here tonight - good tips for meeeeee
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Scarlott - Ze feerst task as ze new owner eeze to change the name of ze 'sweaty palms' to 'SHEIK ALEG'S VERY NICE CASINO
Why Sheik honey what a darlin name
You know sugar maybe you could come on by ma room later for a meeting - ah have a li'lle matter of a few small gambling debts ah need to discuss with you
Oh for alah's sake someone teach him english !!
Zees man iz a pest - a mere minion - a toads toenail ov a man
I've got a tip for you Sherry........ get a life and some mouthwash. 
I've got a tip for you Sherry........ get a life and some mouthwash
I've got plenty of mouthwash in these optics thank you.
I've got plenty of mouthwash in these optics thank you.
sorry Scarlet but ze meetings usually end in ze losing ov a camel and geeting another wife
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imagine this is what it's like back at Shrek's house but multiplied by 20. Yes master *bows*
EEtt eeze - I am a PASSIONATE MAN - my wives camels and MONEY are my life
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You see what I find confusing is he never stopped smoking after your sessions.
Ahh Jen these things don't always wok on the first try, sometimes they need several VERY expensive sessions to find the cure.Come with me I'll explain it in private eh?
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Well, it's busy in here tonight - good tips for meeeeee
Ah have a tip for y'all sugar...
Get you away from that Bet - she is as bitter as a crock full of sour green tomatoes...
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Yes master *bows*
Hmmmm....this hypnotising lark is easy peasy....I didn't even have to click my fingers.
Ah have a tip for y'all sugar...
Get you away from that Bet - she is as bitter as a crock full of sour green tomatoes... 
Get you away from that Bet - she is as bitter as a crock full of sour green tomatoes...
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You're telling me Scarlett - what's her problem
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Come with me I'll explain it in private eh?
Well...if you say so...I guess it's okay. *follows Harry*
So Sheikh, did anyone else know about the bet with Roland? It's just that some weren't as shocked as others at the news.
Sweet Scarlett , how nice of you..
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Sweet Scarlett , how nice of you..
Yes master....
*bows*
So why, all of a sudden are these women lobbing themselves at Harry? What kind of spell has he cast??
Harry, your debts, how close are they to being cleared honey??
Harry, your debts, how close are they to being cleared honey??
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So Sheikh, did anyone else know about the bet with Roland?
not zat i know oz ze luvverly thrusteeng vi
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sorry Scarlet but ze meetings usually end in ze losing ov a camel and geeting another wife
Sheik honey... ah am not in the market for a husband - ah don't do time share.;;
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o why, all of a sudden are these women lobbing themselves at Harry? What kind of spell has he cast??
I eeeze ze babe magnet - NOT zat fake maggeeshon
Bet, sweetie, have you ever caught Harry doing anything dishonest...apart from his act which I'm sure could be closed down if the trades decription act is anything to go by.....I mean he said he has debts too, have you ever seen him at the tables trying to 'win' a few hands?
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heik honey... ah am not in the market for a husband - ah don't do time share.;;
pfft - zey leeve in luxury - but I only have ze eyes for Vi
The cat knew about it???
eeeze any one except me in zis place debt free - who waz going to marry Roland????
OK Jen I'll show you just how your Pa got on with me.. See this watch, he loved this watch, just look at it the way the light catches it as it sways.. You a little sleepy Jen? just close your eyes, thats it. Now when I snap my fingers you will do what I tell you . *snap* Right jen , you are going to feel really at ease, you won't want to think about your father any more but when someone says his name you will miaow like a sweet pussy cat, OK? Is that understood ROLANDS daughter? *snaps fingers* Wake up Jen.
scarlet were you goeeng to marry roland???
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ROLANDS daughter? *snaps fingers* Wake up Jen.
Miaow?quote:pfft - zey leeve in luxury - but I only have ze eyes for Vi
Oh Sheikh, you say the nicest things, even if sometimes I don't have a clue what they are. *mwah*
Bet are you debt free??? AL are you debt free???
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scarlet were you goeeng to marry roland???
Ah don't know Sheik - ah don't think so - not really..
Ah just can't take to a man who has let himself go... Roland was a little too well fed for ma liking.
I prefer the slim wiry type
Vi - do you have ze debts???
SCARLET - ver you going to marry Roland???
SCARLET - ver you going to marry Roland???