I always thought yo'all was cheap 

Now now girls, i always pay my way

I may not be rich now, but you never know what's round the corner.

always thought yo'all was cheap 

Scarlett O'Fearher always wants something Harry....she's take take take that one.

Ah was looking for Harry - has anyone of you good folks seen him?

he's been dipping in and out if yo'all get my drift 

Can we drop the crocodile tears Jen, he's gone, you don't have to pretend to be the dutiful daughter anymore, tha casino's all yours!

So...... you and Tommy...... did you know he was going to propose to you?

*tries not to imagine that great lump all dewy eyed and down on one knee*

I haven't seen him. Any sign of Tommy? I want to run something by him.

is your forthcoming marriage one of convenience Jen?

Hi Scarlet I was just hetting a drink.. How can I help you luv.?

You looking for me Chip? What can I do for you? You low on funds? Or someone bothering you?

Oh Jen - glad I bumped into you - I'm a bit confused - who gets the Casino now that Roland's gone - will it be you or Sheik?

Ah was just wondering .,.... do you really think you can cure me of ma gambling addiction?
All of this has made me realise how precious life is and how ah want to be free of all this worry

Gambling eh? Yeah I;m sure I could help you with that, why don't we go to my dressing room where it's quiet eh? Follow me.

Oh okay....

*gulps*

I've heard you're good at that 

Thats better Scarlet, Now just relax, look at the watch, think of something calming, thats it now your feeling sleepy...

Deeper Deeper you go .. Now when I snap my fingers you will do as I say... *snap*
You are now under my spell Scarlet I am your master, you will do everything I desire from now on. When I snap my fingers and say something, that is what you will do...  Now. *snap* You will no longer want to smoke, Smoking is smelly and horrible, You will stop from now. 
I will snap my fingers and you will not recall that I am your master till I do it again. , *snap*. That's it Scarlett. You can wake up now...

*wakes up*

Why Ah do declare, I have been asleep - what is occuring?

Scarlett you are a new woman, believe me.. You can hand those nasty coffin nails over to me... If you don't believe me try lighting one. And  (snaps fingers) You will never gamble in this or any Casino again from this minute on remember I am you master.. (snaps fingers)..

Hey my main man. I was just wondering what with you and Jen getting so close... any chance we might be hearing the sound of wedding bells soon? Have you proposed to her?

Lets get back to the casino  floor Scarlett I'm sure you would like to place a bet or two eh?

Yes master...

*Snaps fingers* You will try to gamble but you will fail, you will not be able to bring yourself to place a bet.. Remember.. *Snaps fingers*

Yes master..

I haven't got round to doing the deed yet, but the night is young my friend

Although I'm thinking I may have lost the element of surprise

Right Scarlett I'll leave you for now, If you need me just call.. Have fun..

Hi Tommy,, Surprise? You gonna give somebody a surprise eh?  Hope it's a nice one

Now my belly need filling, Bye for now...

*sweeps in with 10 camels, 3 mobiles and 2 pairs Gucci shades*

I eez ze 2nd richest man*

Al gave up everything when Roland offered him a spot at the 'Sweaty palms' - wonder how he felt when he realised he was just a backing singer

where eeeze al??? I need to ask 'im a quistion

Practising his Uhh huh huhs I think sheik 

Maybe you can afford some English lessons now then?

Zat eeze not veery PC

Hi there Sherry hon. Well in Vegas a bet's a bet we live by our own laws. Sheikh gets the casino so it looks as though I'm going to be doing the tables for a long time while someone else gets all the rewards.

Can I ask how you got on with my father Sherry? He didn't have time to talk to me about you much before he was taken away from me 

Bet is an 'orrible beeetch*

not  like my deeeeelicious VI*

I get ze casino - from my bet wiz Roland

"Hi there Sherry hon. Well in Vegas a bet's a bet we live by our own laws. Sheikh gets the casino so it looks as though I'm going to be doing the tables for a long time while someone else gets all the rewards.

Can I ask how you got on with my father Sherry? He didn't have time to talk to me about you much before he was taken away from me"


Well, we didn't exactly always see eye-to-eye, but we usually managed to come to an arrangement about things

Nor is having 20 wives and staking one of them on a bet.

Well Roland obviously had an inkling you were planning to propose. How did he feel about you marrying his only daughter?

Oh god....kill me now.

WHERE THE HELL IS THE RUBBER CHICKEN MURDERER WHEN YOU NEED 'EM?