has had a brain melt




Oh, that's a relief, I thought that was ear wax leaking out of your ears....ewwwwww.

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Vi said

Oh, that's a relief, I thought that was ear wax leaking out of your ears....ewwwwww.

pfft

pfft




Oooh, Sholmes, has all the excitement given you wind?

Have you still not solved this case yet Red? I'm relying on you. Tommy G is known for brawn not brain.....

I've been trying to think up some questions, help you out a bit like, but the only one that springs to mind is for Harry.....something he said the other day has stuck in me big fat 'ead...... I won't be able to rest till I figure out why it bugs me...

Harry....... did you ever hypnotise Roland?

I've already asked that question Tommy, so it will be verrrrry interesting to see what he says!! It's a pity Harry is more mystical than his magic show.

Tommy I left a few questions for you in the incident room if you care to have a gander..  

so get your arse over there quick    in your own time of course

Vi I've been meaning to ask you - in your list of cocktails is there one called Mickey Finn???   and did you slip one to Roland on the night he died? 

My list of cocktails is very comprehensive, Candi. Roland may have sampled many of them, but not on the night he died. Well, not that I served him anyway. Besides, I am NOT a suspect nor am I a suspects accomplice...

you sure - you seem all loved up with Al Shukup    

Honey, I'm easy to love a huh huh

you sure - you seem all loved up with Al Shukup    




I wouldn't say it was love, honey, but he sure filled a hole by the wall last night.....

Hi Tommy..  I have indeed, he asked me to help stop him smoking just a few weeks ago (Apparently it can be the death of you).

Well, that's the same answer he gave me......

Anytime Sugar, it was my pleasure

I have no reason to lie Vi. (Lie Vi )

Harry, your poetry skills far exceed your magical ones.....

Well now, look like Chip has been busy in my absence...
Ah see my guilty secret is out...

Okay. Ah will tell you everything - Ah am not proud of my addiction but ah had my reasons....


10 years ago ah was a jobbing actress. Good parts were few and far between. Anyway ah was getting down on my luck when ah met up with this actor - he is famous now, ah am not going to tell you who it is cos it ain't relevant see?
He and ah - well we kind of clicked and we thought it was love, Ah trusted him and , well things developed.....
I gotten myself in the family way and well I'm a sucker for a romantic ending so ah told my man expecting white lace and promises...

*pauses*

He told me he did not believe the baby was his and ah should get rid of it.
Ah couldn't do that to a living breathing being so ah ran back to Atlanta where ah had me a little baby girl.Ah was in no fit state to care for a baby so ah found me a surrogate who was so happy to have her.
Times were hard so ah got me a job at the local casino in town - to begin with ah was just waiting tables ... but ah was good and ah was a fast learner...
So they made me a croupier .,.... and ah learnt how to play and how to play good .

For a while it was great and ma li'lle girl was happy and ah could provide for her.  She thought ah was her mammas cousin.
Then ah got me my break and well the film offers came in thick and fast...

*pauses and takes a deep breath*

But you know, the thing is with the cards, they get into your blood see and soon ah was gambling like there was no tomorrow.. And always ah would say "last hand Scarlett honey" - but it never was.

Ah owed Roland money - ah mean a lot of money and he threatened to not only tell the world about my gambling but about my daughter as well.
Ah have to keep her safe - she is happy and she does not need to know ah am her mamma ,

Oh ah know that what ah said about Roland being ma fiance but how else could ah explain our intimacy?
Ah am not proud of what ah am - but ah will fight tooth and nail to keep ma li'lle girl safe. 
*shrugs* yeah ah know what ah said about gambling but ah thought if ah said it enough, ah might start believing it myself and stop.

Re Scarlet's  speech..

Wow! She can act!!

How did Roland find out about your daughter??

Ah got very drunk one night when ah had lost heavily and ah told him - ah swore him to secrecy...

that was a mistake cos he then had a hold over me...

Hands Scarlet a business card. Houdidme Hypnosis.. Stop that habit

so you're a lush as well as very talkative when drunk


*makes note of that as could ply her with drink later and see if she confesses to being the murderer* 

Scarlett that's all very touching but as an allegedly successful actress wouldn't you have plenty of money to pay off your gambling debts without putting yourself in a compromising position with Roland in more ways than one?

You know Chip - ah thought you were ma friend but ah should have realised you are like all men - snakes...
Ah am an actress honey and a darn good one. Ah am not a killer and ah do not like your insinuations.... you ain't such an innocent yourself ya know...

Yes ah do now make a croc of money it's true but ah have put a lot of it in real estate not paying bills..

Couldn't you just sell some of the real estate though, Scarlett?? Surely peace of mind and your daughters are worth more than a few bricks??

Sweeps in in a white cloud - where is ze vi - i have meesed her
checks the Alpaca ees being looked after

Roland was a friend - I mees him

Scarlet - that sounds far feeetched to me - it eese what eese called twaddle

Hi Sheikh honey, nice to see you again, glad the virus wasn't too serious, have a Muff Dive on me.


*passes Sheikh cocktail and thrusts bosom in his direction*

ze virus was bad  - been three days for repair - took ages to clear it - was getting worried

BUT I EEEESSSSSSSEEEEEEE back
where ees my Alpaca

*ignores Vi's thrust*

My 20 wives were eeelll - I hat to go to see zem - but i meesed my bootiful Vi

I love the Sheik..  What a guy

Sheikh, you look different

Vi - ah have been a fool - ah was caught up in it and could not see the obvious way out.

hopes

getting in touch with his feminine side 

Ah do not think he is all that he seems Vi.....

Is the sheik a woman

meeeeeeeee disguise

For My BOTIFUL VIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Awwww, and one of each colour...I feel like Angelina.