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Chip     how could you say Hello my old camel-mounting friend?   have we not grown to understand each other ...... you make me weep .....i sense an insult to my mounting prowees hidden within your remarks  that any one of my wives would be quick and glad to refute  


As for asking what gave me the impression Roland wouldn't last a year running Sweaty Palms?
 errm what can i say ..... i do not know .....i must have been bored at the time.  We were joshing ....then we were betting .....to me theees happens all of the time - i can resist a bet (except a Black one) no more than i can resist a beautiful woman  
Miss Marple
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As for asking what gave me the impression Roland wouldn't last a year running Sweaty Palms?  errm what can i say ..... i do not know .....i must have been bored at the time.  We were joshing ....then we were betting .....to me theees happens all of the time - i can resist a bet (except a black one) no more than i can resist a beautiful woman
 how did he do that squishy thing?
Starfleet Admiral hoochie
Chip i thank you for your courtesy ..... I will honour you with the keys to the "Ride of A Thousand Camels Experience" should you choose to visit my wives and I in my humble palace in the desert when this is done


I 'ave to say I was a leetle surprised ..... I watch, and I listen , and it seemed to me that it was his daughter jen that did all the work to run the Casino.   A man should pay attention to his precious things ..... I would allow no other to look after my beautiful wives  *nods sagely*
Miss Marple
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I 'ave to say I was a leetle surprised ..... I watch, and I listen , and it seemed to me that it was his daughter jen that did all the work to run the Casino.

Ooh that's interesting. I wonder if his little darlink grew tired of doing all the work for him? She does seem to mourn his death in a terribly dramatic third-rate soap opera stylee...
Prometheus
So I decided to take Scarlett up on her offer to show her a few new tricks. That's the kind of guy I am, accommodating. All I'm gonna say is she sure learns fast. She shouldn't have left me alone in her room while she went to refill our drinks. I was expecting a long night dealing my cards while she leant across the table if you folks get my drift. I was not expecting to find this note under her dressing table when I decided to strike up a smoke and dropped my lighter in a semi-drunken haze and went to retrieve it.

 
Prometheus
So yeah. It looks like Roland wanted more private entertainment than Scarlett was prepared to give. You could almost call it blackmail. No, strike that. It was extortion. In return for Scarlett's private favours he diminished her gambling debts. No time frame on when it was ever gonna end. I wouldn't like that. Scarlett wouldn't either. Would you?

Would it be reason enough to kill him? I would say so.
Prometheus
well now what do we have here - Ms Scarlett will live up to her name when her face goes Scarlett at this juicy revelation       ------------------->  Scarlett.   She'll be in a right ole fever (Scarlett fever) trying to deny these claims 


It's no wonder she can't keep of the carps tables and the roulette wheel - it would seem she's as good a gambler as she is an actress 


And what a cheeky mare to question my morals    I may do the odd bit of private dancing to supplement  my salary but I sure as hell don't put it out - not even for the boss   or should that be HONEY BUN  


Oh darn it - I think I may just have broken a rib laughing so much 
FM

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