well now what do we have here - Ms Scarlett will live up to her name when her face goes Scarlett at this juicy revelation
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Scarlett. She'll be in a right ole fever (Scarlett fever) trying to deny these claims
It's no wonder she can't keep of the carps tables and the roulette wheel - it would seem she's as good a gambler as she is an actress
And what a cheeky mare to question my morals
I may do the odd bit of private dancing to supplement my salary but I sure as hell don't put it out - not even for the boss
or should that be HONEY BUN
Oh darn it - I think I may just have broken a rib laughing so much