Yeah keep on moving Harry...... that way the rotten tomatoes won't hit you.

We all have to put our show business face on, what do they say, the show must go on...i just didnt realise how hard that was to do.

Mmmm...... interesting tit bit there Jen. How long ago was it she won that award? Was it before or after she got involved with your Dad I wonder?

If he wasn't happy he said nothing to me about it. No dud stones and no dud hands either you better start producing proof if you're going to be throwing those kind of accusations around lady this is the reigning world poker champion you're talking to. You're lucky I answer your questions at all, I'm not in the habit of indulging the peasantry at the best of times.

The Humpshagger may well have been one of his clients but I can't say either way for sure. Roland never mentioned him to me.

Hi y'all

I was just doing me a little rehearsing for my latest part and I was so tired I had to grab me some shut eye..

*looks at Chip from under her lashes* 

Well hello there handsome - ain't you just the dark horse with your diamond dealings...

You know honey, I could sure do with a little "ahem" help with my off shore investments if you want to come and see my portfolio sometimes...

And here she is......Scarlett by name, harlot by reputation.

Is that all you got honey?
Must be all that bile you keep swallowing making you bitter

I can imagine it must be tiring.....all that physical exercise.
Bet your jaw is killing you!

Well now look what you've done. You've gone and upset Bert Bet who was hoping for a bit of Chip action herself. That icy exterior, those manly looks, that deep husky voice hell she could pass for a man no doubt about it but I'm guessing there's something female lurking in there somewhere. I ain't gonna be the one to find out though. I'm brave but not that brave.

I'll get back to you on that offer Scarlett honey, soon as I've caught up with the fake sheik who got Roland to gamble his assets away (why didn't I think of that?) 

Don't be so hard on poor Bet Chip honey.
She can't help being a fake woman.
Now when you are ready to share a mint julep with me under the stars, just you call.
I am more than willing to give a handsome man like yourself some real Southern Comfort

The only action I want from you Drip, is your pathetic girly, arms flailing, wobbly legged run, as I whoop your ass out of town after I catch you cheating.

See? She loves me, loves me I tell ya. God bless ya Bert, you can't help wanting the good things in life 

Has anyone seen Jen at all?
Ah am sure worried about that poor girl...

In your dreams Leader.......... I'm not into Chipolatas.....I like my sausage to be a little more........ substantial.

Scarlett, sweetie, DID you know about Roland having friends on the film awards commitee? And how long ago did you get the award from them? In all the sniping you appear to have missed Bet asking you these questions and they are good ones, she's a sharp one I tell ya.

 Yes ah do recall Roly saying something to that effect..Ah am not sure what that has to do with anything.
What are you implying?

Ive been in since 8, and are you avoiding the questions?

Well Scarlett! ...... did Daddy help you win best Actress award?

She's not implying anything..... she's accusing you of shagging Roland so he would put in a good word for you with the panel. Or maybe you shagged the panel and then Roland had to pay them to forget the horror of it?

Either way you didn't win your OSCA (without the R) fair and square did you Scarlett O'Racketeer.

Well, I guess what we want to know is....did Rolands connections make him more attractive to you? I mean he was sooooo much older than you, well, according to your website he was, but now I see you up close I'm not so sure......

Honey you obviously haven't seen my incredible performance in that heartbreaking tragedy " 20 pound toddler" because you would not be asking that question if you had...

Excuse me.. are you the police? No you are just a two bit bar tender.
Roly and ah had an understanding and that is all you need to know.

What kind of undertanding Scarlett? We can see what he did for you but what did you do for him? I mean, you're not exactly A-list are you and he doesn't seem to have had any trouble attracting women what with having 6 wives before you?

An understanding Vi - we understood each other's needs.

Scarlett, what do you know about Rolands previous wives? Weren't you a tiny bit concerned about marrying a man whose 6th wife died mysteriously on the eve of her 22nd birthday?

If I have to listen to Harlot O'Sneerer say the word "understanding" one more time I may have to wish someone had come at ME with a rubber chicken

I'm going back to work.

*attaches earpiece*

Right....Table 15..... let's you and me come to an understanding....... you hate me, I hate you......and that's just the way I like it.......

Well honey thats the only way any man would be able to COME at you...

don't say that or she may be happy to oblige 

Gee Candi - don't you have the hairy arms 

come of it sweetie pie - it's an old picture you left lying about of yourself 

 i am a sad  man - I have heard Harry has been accusing me of murdering Roland.  It makes me unhappy that anyone could think that of me.  While it is tremendously fortunate for me that Roland has died, I did not plan it that way ....after all I am used to losing!  


I must now go and get one of my wives to massage me with Vicks ..... I may be some time

Yeah, ain't it just 

Maybe you just got tired of losing all the time, eh Sheikh?

OMG look what I just found tucked down the side of one of the seats in Ms Brator's place 





well we all knew that Mr Chip was a blood diamond geezer    and Sheik Aleg is spending money like water trying to promote himself 

 

but who'd have thunk that Bet Black had the kahuna's to show her face in here knowing her boyfriend scammed the casino - and there she is accusing all of us 


So Bet honey - what have you been up to dearie???  Who's your boyfriend and how much did he scam?  Is this the reason Roland had to make such a dodgy bet with the even dodgier Sheik?? Come on woman fess up 

I'm all shook oop!!

Ho Hoooo Bet you got some explaining to do...

Now while I wait for this place to liven up lets do a little practice

Wait till Ms Scarlett sees point 3   he was gonna chat me up 

CANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.......what were you doing snooping about in my place, eh?


*just as well my big hunk of love had left the building by then*


So Bet, this mysterious boyfriend of yours, when do we get to meet him? I bet his guide dog is better looking than you.

snooping!   snooping!    I was just resting my tired little tush   but aren't you glad I found it considering what was written about old ball breaker Bet