well sweet cakes a girl's gotta use what nature and her Fairy God Mother gave her 


well truth be known, this is a place that has quite a few married men and married men like a bit of sugar Candi.   Let's just say I'm sure they wouldn't want their little wife to know what they get up to now would they   so I'm sure they'll compensate me nicely not to let on 

*stomps in*

So....what's this I hear about Shiekh Andlosewife and Chip Leadforahead?

Did Roland really put Sweaty Palms down on a bet? WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING??

And Drip? A diamond smuggler? So much for the "I'm honest me guv....honest" act........ if he can smuggle, he can cheat! There's not a lot of difference between hiding a card or two up your sleeve and hiding a carat or two up your jacksey!!

It's no secret, Roland threw a lot of work in my direction, For example Al. he hired me to entertain the other guests this evening, well before his passing on that is.

I have my own theories on that.. The stake was really Rolands life.

Time I did some entertaining..

Well if it ain't Bleating Betty jumping to all kinds of conclusions again. Yes, I've been known to move a few stones around but not very often and I'm certainly not a part of any syndicate. It's just something I do occasionally if my poker route takes me in that direction. There has never been any proof in the allegations I cheat at poker because you can't catch someone cheating who does not cheat.

You're welcome to cast your beady eyes over my shoulder when I'm playing if you want to make your damn fool self look even more foolish.

But hey what's this about Cameltugger standing to win the casino of old Roland bites the dust? There's your man right there I reckon. Close the case now and I'll be on my way.

Erm...I do the entertaining Harry! You're just the warm up act

Not so fast Cheating Chip...... the letter claims Roland was concerned you were a little keen to see him depart this world...... so he knew you were a cheating slug diamond smuggler then? How did he know? Did you have some sort of "arrangement" with him?

Mmmm..... you could be right. Who's to say Roland himself was involved in the bet. Maybe it was someone else's bet entirely. I wonder how much Roland still owes Tommy G for this place?

Chip, do you really shove the diamonds up your jacksy? If so, that little trick I know isn't going to have any effect on you. Who else knew about your deal with Roland? Did Jen know, or Tommy? They make a lovely couple, don't they?

Reference:

Well Chippypoos..... that rather assumes I believe a single word of what dribbles out of that unfortunately asymmetrical mouth of yours. Who's to say Roland was happy with the arrangement? Maybe you smuggled a dud or two........rather like the two hands of poker you played last night?

And by richest clients do you mean the Sheikh? He must have a huge diamond habit to feed, what with all those gold-digging wives of his?

Hey Red......cut the references to me and Jen would ya?

Unless you'd be willing to play a little game of matchmaker? You be Cilla.....I'll be number one, two AND three!

If you say so Al, You audience would be stone dead without me to ,,,, warm them up....

I don't want to be Cilla, those teeth, those clothes, that voice. I'd rather be Bet.


So there is no Jen and you then? Shame, she's going to need a big strong man like you to protect her from all the fortune seekers out there now that she's about to inherit all this.

Harry, have you ever used your powers of hypnosis to your own personal advantage at all?

 oh it eeeeez a bad time for me .....I'm not myself ........I think I have a virus


You must forgive me if I do not stay for the long time, I need some lemsip


Tommy you asked what it is like being the third richest man in the world   --- eet is great but I would be so much richer if i didn't keep losing at the roulette tables .... although I think after tonight I may be in the 2nd place!

*puts surgical mask on*


Sheikh, honey, does this all mean you are now the proud owner of Sweaty Palms?


*backs away and sprays anti-bac everywhere*

*grabs the Sheikh by his Armani clothed armpits and shoves him against the wall*


IS THAT SO?


*knocks the Gucci glasses of his snivelling nose*


WOULD THAT BE COS YOU WON SOME SORT OF VILE, DODGY, MURDERING BET HUH? NOW I WONDER WHAT THAT COULD BE?

*knees him in his camel toe*

Tommy, do you reckon this place is worth enough to make the Sheikh THAT wealthy?? I mean, it is only another hotel/casino in a town full of the darn things.

Of course I have, an advantage is good by whatever means it's gained, but baby I don't have your kind of hypnotic charms.. *Man that chest was made in heaven*  You have your own built in pendulous  pendulum..

Helps the Sheik out of the room.. Poor guy need's more than Lemsips...

Well thanks Harry *mwah* of course, i have been known to use my 'charms' for personal gain, who hasn't, eh? Well, Bet probably hasn't, but there we go. So have you ever hypnotised any of the suspects here?? I'm imagining Bet as a rottweiller, oh wait, that's her natural demeanour and Tommy as  a little fluffy bunny......

 Tommy You could say that - you may be seeing a lot more of me in Vegas from now on if i survive this virus

Helps the Sheik out of the room.. Poor guy need's more than Lemsips...




His accent is going to be even more dodgy now......

Sheikh, honey, are you ok? Do you need some ice? Have you seen Scarlett recently?

I'm sure there are more than one who knew why Daddy would have been worried for his life.



I wonder if Scarlett knew Daddy had friends on the films award committee?

Or Jen.....has anyone seen Jen?

Not yet but I'm willing to try. Problem with hypnosis is you have to be willing and susceptible to suggestion or desperate.. Maybe I could give you a free sample  eh?

Oh there you are


Jen How are ya holding up huh? Such a shock about Roland, you must be devastated. If you need a shoulder....or two.....you just let me know. Mine are big enough for the both of us don't you worry hun!

Sorry to but in on you Mr Tommy sir.

Problem with hypnosis is you have to be willing and susceptible to suggestion or desperate.. Maybe I could give you a free sample  eh?

Did i give you a start coming in so sudden like that. 

Im trying to take it all in. I trust no-one.

Im sure you can understand.

Yeah, yeah, sure I understand Jen. But this is me you're talking to, we've grown up together, if you can't trust your childhood friends who can you trust huh?

It'll be fine Jen, I'll find out who did this! They won't get away with it with Tommy G on their tail.

Yes, we must get to the bottom of it all. If its the last thing i do.

Famous last words there Jen!

You getting on with your job ok?

Passing through got my act to do!!

I'm doing fine thanks Jen, nothing like a good murder to draw the crowds in.