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how did Candi know how long it was before Roland was killed?
I heard Roland was dead at the same time as the others but when the question of how long I had known Roland was asked a 3 hour time frame had elapsed
I heard Roland was dead at the same time as the others but when the question of how long I had known Roland was asked a 3 hour time frame had elapsed
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Ladies and gentlemen....Elvis is in the building
I don't know whether to scowl or frown.
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It's not one of the better known venues but it's a professional tournament and I kind of like the place. I hang out there a lot.
so Chip honey, does that mean you are a first time guest here and wouldn't that mean that you don't really know Roland all that well?????Just what did attract you to the Sweaty Palms?????
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Thank you very much by gum
why for having a big fat bum?????
*swishes in* handsome and charismatic
*looks for Vi*
*looks for Vi*
Who eeze camelboy????
Ahhh, there you are Sheikh, you handsome devil you. Have you been to the Cocktail Bar yet? Just some teeny tiny questions need answering, that's all....I could join you there, if you like... 
*thrusts bosom..pouts lips and gently caresses Sheikhs arm*
*thrusts bosom..pouts lips and gently caresses Sheikhs arm*
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Who eeze camelboy????
Take a guess thicko......there's only one person who stinks of camel spit around here.
I'm beginning to wonder if the Sheikh has ever seen a camel....
I AM NOT CAMEL BOY - EEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EEZE A TOTAL INSULT TO ME
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*shakes ÂĢ500,000 necklace and adjusts Gucci shades*
- *shakes ÂĢ500,000 necklace and adjusts Gucci shades*
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I'm beginning to wonder if the Sheikh has ever seen a camel....
HMMMMMPHHHHHHHHH - i will breeeeeeeeeng my camels to showtyou
My feeeeeverret camel
I'd rather have an alpaca, they are soooooo cute with their little fringes. Can you get me an alpaca, Sheikh??
She's prettier than Bet.
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TATTOOED IT ON HER RIGHT BREAST
*Titters*
annnee thing for my Vi
*Titters*
I call mine Phil and Grant actually Al, reminds me of home....
I call mine Phil and Grant actually Al, reminds me of home....
Awwww, sooo cute, can i keep it, can i, can I?????? I'm going to call it Barry.
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I call mine Phil and Grant actually Al, reminds me of home....
Are the boys coming out tonight? 
You never know your luck, Al. Sing us a song and I'll think about it. Pick a special one for me *mwah*
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'm going to call it Barry.
What about "Harry". It bears a striking resemblance.
But I want the one at the back...he looks like a Barry. the one at the front has a rubbish fringe.
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Ladies and gentlemen....Elvis is in the building
Daddy wanted this casio to be different to all the other casio's, god know why he would book another Elvis impersonator..10 a penny in Las Vegas.
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the one at the front has a rubbish fringe.
And he has rubbish IN his fringe.
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Daddy wanted this casio to be different to all the other casio's, god know why he would book another Elvis impersonator..10 a penny in Las Vegas.
You make an interesting point Jen Italwarts.
OI......AL......... what exactly did Roland hire you to do?
That IS a good point Jen.
*scribbles it in notebook*
Mind you, he does look nice in black leather, makes a change from the white catsuit look. I do like a man in leather.
*scribbles it in notebook*
Mind you, he does look nice in black leather, makes a change from the white catsuit look. I do like a man in leather.
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Sing us a song and I'll think about it. Pick a special one for me *mwah*
Way on Doooownnnnnnn!
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so Chip honey, does that mean you are a first time guest here and wouldn't that mean that you don't really know Roland all that well?????
We met a couple of times in the past. We both had similar interests. He owns a casino, I make my money from fleecing casino clientele. Two of a kind you might say.Reference:
Just what did attract you to the Sweaty Palms????
The rustle of coin attached to gullible punters.Reference:
Daddy wanted this casio to be different to all the other casio's, god know why he would book another Elvis impersonator..10 a penny in Las Vegas.
Baby, I guess your Daddy knew deep down that everyone comes to Vegas to Shake, rattle 'n roll and I got that in spades
oooh Al, nice choice *mwah*
Never heard you sing that in your show, come to think of it , i've never heard you sing anything in your show.....
*can't help staring at Al's butt again*
Never heard you sing that in your show, come to think of it , i've never heard you sing anything in your show.....
*can't help staring at Al's butt again*
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I AM NOT CAMEL BOY - EEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTT EEZE A TOTAL INSULT TO ME
Don't sweat it my camel-bothering amigo. If the cap fits and all that...
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*can't help staring at Al's butt again*
big ain't it
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OI......AL......... what exactly did Roland hire you to do?
To rock this joint Honey ...A huh huh!!
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Never heard you sing that in your show, come to think of it , i've never heard you sing anything in your show.....
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big ain't it
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To rock this joint Honey
*speaks really slowly so Al Shupup can understand*
Could.....you .......translate.....that.....in.....to .....English .......please.........dumb......ass......
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Could.....you .......translate.....that.....in.....to .....English.......please.........dumb......ass......
To entertain the throng Miss 
*wonders how rusty big Al's nail is*
