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We have friends coming for dinner tomorrow night - then family (12 of them) coming for lunch on Sunday.
Ye Gods! I find it difficult enough cooking when there's 5 of us 
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I like that
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I want your weekend rexi!
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ah ... the coven is now complete
Hiya Pamula - how ya doin'?
Hiya Pamula - how ya doin'?
Am ok ta
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Eebil Pamkin
Moi?
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Am ok ta
so am I (thanks for askin')
PMSL!! Soz. But then again, you know how I am
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PMSL!! Soz. But then again, you know how I am
oh, I do 
muf should be here soon ...
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Moi?
Mais Oui Vous 
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muf should be here soon ...
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with delusions that he's caught it
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is it your turn to administer his meds tonight Pengles
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Mais Oui Vous
Gonny no talk like that ah canny understand ye 
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Valium with a side order of lithium
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Gonny no talk like that ah canny understand ye
Que? 
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Gonny no talk like that ah canny understand ye
A naa, a cannit eetha
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ah canny understand ye
I'm multi-lingual, I can read that Penge - do they do GCSEs is talking Scottish?
je suis non comprend pas what vous est going on abaaaaaaat
Did you like the bit of saaaaaf larndon at the end?
Did you like the bit of saaaaaf larndon at the end?
ach ja! ich meuchte rexi's obstkuchen mit schlagsahne
I'm not playing (where's Ducky's lalalalala smiley when you need it!?)
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ach ja! ich meuchte rexi's obstkuchen mit schlagsahne
sorry but that's tickled me 
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Penge - do they do GCSEs is talking Scottish?
doubt it - don't do that up north south shields talk either 
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je suis non comprend pas what vous est going on abaaaaaaat
What ? I did german when i was 14 for a year .....I don't remember much 
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I did german when i was 14 for a year .....I don't remember much
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I don't remember much
so did I ... I remember 'das ist ein spegali' (sp)Translate that then
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I did a GCSE in it about 4 years ago
4 years ago?Mine was about ... well, you know
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spegali
ermm it's a pasta dish? Reference:
ermm it's a pasta dish?
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ermm it's a pasta dish?
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bless her just play along
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. I always thought it was a fried egg,
Das ist ein Spiegelei
Dizz enybody get us Geordies man! 
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Das ist ein Spiegelei
That's it, that's it ... *dances and twirls*Why would someone have taught me that? Do you suppose he twigged that we were flicking ink from our fountain pens onto the back of his jacket and he just thought 'I'll teach them a load of crap'?
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Dizz enybody get us Geordies
^^^ I owe you one
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Dizz enybody get us Geordies man!
I practice my Geordie nearly every week - watching Catherine Cookson on the Yesterday channel while I do my ironing I absolutely lubs a Geordie accent
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^^^ I owe you one
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I practice my Geordie nearly every week - watching Catherine Cookson on the Yesterday channel while I do my ironing I absolutely lubs a Geordie accent
Time for my bed ... night night all 
and hello to muffles when he turns up
and hello to muffles when he turns up
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Das ist ein Spiegelei
just as an aside - did you know the old English word for Egg is the same as the German word for egg = ei. Egg came to us from the Vikings That's a bit of useless information I learnt during my English degree 