Baileys and coffee then
#Lol#
Reference: muf
True story 
Used to work with a joiner in Barrow who once got really bad sun-burn and was in agony, so to get away from the all-over agony he said that he belted himself on the back of his forearm with a hammer just to concentrate the pain, he reckoned it worked
Sorry muf, didn't reply at the time.Used to work with a joiner in Barrow who once got really bad sun-burn and was in agony, so to get away from the all-over agony he said that he belted himself on the back of his forearm with a hammer just to concentrate the pain, he reckoned it worked
I can believe that. I've done it myself to a lesser extent of course. A hammer wasn't involved.
Well done Rexi - 
Such a cheerful competitor!
Such a cheerful competitor!
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I can believe that. I've done it myself to a lesser extent of course. A hammer wasn't involved.
LolI sometimes wonder about this world that I live in
Well, say I stub me toe, I'll dig my fingernails into my palms and voila! I have pain in two places instead of one! 
You should try it muf.
You should try it muf.
Lol
could You not just swear like a trooper like rest of us
could You not just swear like a trooper like rest of us
I wrote a reply but it was rubbish.
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I wrote a reply but it was rubbish.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!You losing your touch Neo?
Well, it wasn't exactly rubbish. It was more about you living with two females and how you must be in constant physical pain because of that fact (rolling pins etc) and so would be an expert in pain management.
I thought it was a bit cheeky so didn't bother.
Now you've forced it out ouf me.
*Kicks muf in both shins and passes him a hammer*
I thought it was a bit cheeky so didn't bother.
Now you've forced it out ouf me.
*Kicks muf in both shins and passes him a hammer*
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*Kicks muf in both shins and passes him a hammer*
No need luv 
I'm immune from pain from females, as stated above
*Kicks Muf too*
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*Kicks Muf too*
What is it? Is it my WBA shirt?
Since you ask....................
Or another reason could be................I've been out to a party tonight and it was that crap I'm home now and got chicken curry and chips and opened a can
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Since you ask....................
LolIt's only a mickey mouse cup Pet
Reference: Pam
*Kicks Muf too*
Feels good, don't it? Reference:
It's only a mickey mouse cup Pet
We takes what we can get these days
Hi Bungy..................oh it does 
Hi Pam
Moral question: I am running out of unbruised flesh on the muf. Is it cruel to carry on kicking him?
Moral question: I am running out of unbruised flesh on the muf. Is it cruel to carry on kicking him?
Awwwwwwwwwww yes, give him a break
You going soft? 
He's run off anyway.
I didn't mean it muf.
He's run off anyway.
I didn't mean it muf.
I guess I am..........It must be me age
A good kickin' 
and I've still got me wallet!
Is this forum going soft
and I've still got me wallet!Is this forum going soft
Haha! ninjacat!
Reet, am off.........night 
Night Pam
Sorry I a'int been on tonight (or for a few days, but I been busy)
How's the telly?
Sorry I a'int been on tonight (or for a few days, but I been busy)
How's the telly?
Me again then
I like doing this .....
Gotta stop posting now, or I'll end up back on that blinking leaderboard thingy over there >>>>>>>>>
What is the point of that thing? What a waste of space
What is the point of that thing? What a waste of space
Reference: Muf
Sorry I a'int been on tonight (or for a few days, but I been busy) How's the telly?
Not good enough 
Yeah, it's fine (or seems to be). I only got it tuned in yesterday
Bloomin eck Rexi ! ya made sure there didn't ya
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Bloomin eck Rexi ! ya made sure there didn't ya
I was having fun
Quite clearly
Ow's you?
Ow's you?
Cracking ta - although I am nearly ÂĢ400 lighter, after applying for 5 new passports
You?
You?
Crikey! ÂĢ400 quid! Am I glad I don't go travelling
Yeah, am fine
Yeah, am fine