I had to get a real bus to work this morning coz I couldn't get my car off the drive. A real bus, with real coughing, sneezing people.

I didn't like it

How the other half live eh

I hate catching the bus but have no option   the big problem is no one carries a hankie or knows how to use it

Yes, I do agree with you both about that. It's horrible

I know - I make no excuses

This man got on and while he was paying he was sniff, sniff, sniff ... then he walked down the bus ... as he got near me I coughed really loudly without putting my hand to my mouth - he walked straight past

Way t go

I used to do the same when I worked in a cafe as a Saturday job from school. If it was quiet we used to sit in the window seat, and if we saw prospective customers walking towards us we used to pretend to pick our noses. They soon changed their minds and walked on by

Haha, it's all coming out now

No, no - you misunderstand ... we only pretended to pick them, we didn't actually get stuff out

The fact that you actually did that though  (will send you a nice mail in a mo when I've 'cleaned' it).

awwwwww

I know, tis good

Hi BS gang, i'll nick the nearest Metro paper.

Hi Darlo, keep it 'nice' for me. I'll take it as I catch the bus

Hi Onetoo, lol we can share if not any copies left.

Hi darlo - how's it going? Has your college been closed this week?

No sorry, I'm the only one that's getting on the bus tonight

ahhhhh - bless your optimism

Completely founded though, for it is me that will catch it

Rearange these words

My Eat Dust

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrm, me no can do

awwwww - is it too hard for your likkle ickle brain??

Yeah...that's about the size of it............and me brain too

 Rexi there's no need for nastiness - I'm never nasty

Tis ok Pengy...........I'm used to her  I get my own back eventually....watch me catch the bus tonight

Are you trying to say that I'm not putting you off with all this tough talk?

Honestly - I really don't know why I bother

shall we sing while we wait?


ten frozen birds expiring on the wall but if one frozen bird should accidentally fall, there'll be nine frozen birds expiring on the wall

I thought I'd keep it topical  

Well, you know...........................this is it

Is said bird a turkey?

I guess so as it's stuffed which ever way you look at it   come on join in

I guess so as it's stuffed which ever way you look at it   come on join in


  Eight frozen birds.......................expiring on the wall...............

Oh - as an aside ... I still have a Three Bird Roast from Aldi in the freezer ... that's Sunday dinner

Rexi is that the one Phil wotshisname was advertising?

I'm veggie so don't eat it but I've heard a few people say they are yum!

Dunno Penge ... there is an Aldi about 7 miles away and I went there just before Christmas to explore. We bought Stollen - which was delish, and a Three Fish Roast, which was ... well... quite ordinary tasting.

I will try this Three Bird Roast this weekend and report back

I've got........some frozen oven chips (I think)  and an Asda frozen curry and a few other bits and pieces

I forgot the time

I was harvesting

going back to it before I go to the highlight fred