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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Hey SB Howzit going?

 

Mines a real tree Dame - my farmer friend delivered it last night - I don't know what sort of house he thinks we live in, but we had to take about 3ft off it just to get it to stand up in our sitting room

 

 

Think mine is 6 foot, but honestly Rexi I wasn't even bothered about having it up 

 

 

Hello Butts, how are you matey 

Hi Rexi and Dame.

 

I'm doing ok. How are you? 

 

Size isn't everything.

 

This is a pic of my tree.......

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Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Hey SB Howzit going?

 

Mines a real tree Dame - my farmer friend delivered it last night - I don't know what sort of house he thinks we live in, but we had to take about 3ft off it just to get it to stand up in our sitting room

 

 

Think mine is 6 foot, but honestly Rexi I wasn't even bothered about having it up 

 

 

Hello Butts, how are you matey 

Hi Rexi and Dame.

 

I'm doing ok. How are you? 

 

Size isn't everything.

 

This is a pic of my tree.......

 

aww Butts, I'm fine and thinking about you...we'll get there matey, next year will be better and I'll even send you a bottle of cider if I knew where it was going  

Dame_Ann_Average
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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 
 

 

 the shoes  try everything for a fiver site...I've had about 5 pair of boots/shoes and they are flipping great  

what what?? where? what?

 

 

type into google everything for five pounds...honestly Rexi the shoes and boots I've had are brilliant 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

FM
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Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

OMG - I googled it

 

How long have you known about this and not told me? 

 

 

I have said on here  maybe not in this thread...I bought 3 pair this week  

wow!! you little kleptomaniac you

 

I reckon if I get 3 wears out of them it's a good deal, but I know they will be fine for months and I even got spare heels with two pair 

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Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 
 

 

 the shoes  try everything for a fiver site...I've had about 5 pair of boots/shoes and they are flipping great  

what what?? where? what?

 

 

type into google everything for five pounds...honestly Rexi the shoes and boots I've had are brilliant 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

 

 

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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
 

Hi Rexi and Dame.

 

I'm doing ok. How are you? 

 

Size isn't everything.

 

This is a pic of my tree.......

Very understated

 

I'm fine ta ... one more week, then I finish work for Christmas - yahooooooo

And I'm on holiday for 2.5 days this week 

FM
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RexiRexiMember 10 years
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
 

Hi Rexi and Dame.

 

I'm doing ok. How are you? 

 

Size isn't everything.

 

This is a pic of my tree.......

Very understated

 

I'm fine ta ... one more week, then I finish work for Christmas - yahooooooo

And I'm on holiday for 2.5 days this week 

yay

Rexi
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Smarting ButtocksSmarting ButtocksMember
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 
 

 

 the shoes  try everything for a fiver site...I've had about 5 pair of boots/shoes and they are flipping great  

what what?? where? what?

 

 

type into google everything for five pounds...honestly Rexi the shoes and boots I've had are brilliant 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

Parsley sauce goes well with sprouts.

Smarting Buttocks
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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
 
 

 

 the shoes  try everything for a fiver site...I've had about 5 pair of boots/shoes and they are flipping great  

what what?? where? what?

 

 

type into google everything for five pounds...honestly Rexi the shoes and boots I've had are brilliant 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

Parsley sauce goes well with sprouts.

Nooooooooo     

FM
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Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by sprout:
 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

We're having turkey for ours - but then we are traditionalists

 

*I hate turkey, it's capon for us+

Isn't that just turkey without 'it's bits'

 

 

nope chicken, store fed and none of yer watered crap 

Dame_Ann_Average
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Smarting ButtocksSmarting ButtocksMember
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:

Hey SB Howzit going?

 

Mines a real tree Dame - my farmer friend delivered it last night - I don't know what sort of house he thinks we live in, but we had to take about 3ft off it just to get it to stand up in our sitting room

 

 

Think mine is 6 foot, but honestly Rexi I wasn't even bothered about having it up 

 

 

Hello Butts, how are you matey 

Hi Rexi and Dame.

 

I'm doing ok. How are you? 

 

Size isn't everything.

 

This is a pic of my tree.......

 

aww Butts, I'm fine and thinking about you...we'll get there matey, next year will be better and I'll even send you a bottle of cider if I knew where it was going  

Me too. My thoughts exactly.

Smarting Buttocks
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FM Former Member
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by sprout:
 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

We're having turkey for ours - but then we are traditionalists

 

*I hate turkey, it's capon for us+

Isn't that just turkey without 'it's bits'

 

 

nope chicken, store fed and none of yer watered crap 

LOL

FM
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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
 

 

aww Butts, I'm fine and thinking about you...we'll get there matey, next year will be better and I'll even send you a bottle of cider if I knew where it was going  

Me too. My thoughts exactly.

SB, I'm guessing your year hasn't been too good either.  

FM
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Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by sprout:
 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

We're having turkey for ours - but then we are traditionalists

 

*I hate turkey, it's capon for us+

Isn't that just turkey without 'it's bits'

Aren't capons roosters who are fed female sex hormones.   So this is HRT for Cockerals.

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Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by sprout:
 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

We're having turkey for ours - but then we are traditionalists

 

*I hate turkey, it's capon for us+

Isn't that just turkey without 'it's bits'

Aren't capons roosters who are fed female sex hormones.   So this is HRT for Cockerals.

 

 

yip, but they are very tasty Butts  

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Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
 

 

aww Butts, I'm fine and thinking about you...we'll get there matey, next year will be better and I'll even send you a bottle of cider if I knew where it was going  

Me too. My thoughts exactly.

SB, I'm guessing your year hasn't been too good either.  

No it hasn't. Thanks for the hugs.  

Smarting Buttocks
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Originally Posted by Smarting Buttocks:
Originally Posted by sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by sprout:
 

I'm on it! I need a top for our xmas dinner  

We're having turkey for ours - but then we are traditionalists

 

*I hate turkey, it's capon for us+

Isn't that just turkey without 'it's bits'

Aren't capons roosters who are fed female sex hormones.   So this is HRT for Cockerals.

FM
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