A Christmas outfit  If it wasn't for guests I'd been in PJ's 

It's quiet, and tidy, and nice atm ... dunno how long I am going to like it for though, but I suppose I had better get used to it because next year the last one will be off

take good of it for now Rexi.... before you blink they will invade again, mess and all 

*still can't understand the toms bit* 

I'm just glad someone is as daft as me

A Man buys a Lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decided to test it at dinner:   Dad: Son where were you today during school hours?  Son: At school (robot slaps son)   Son: Okay I went to the movies!   Dad: Which one?   Son: Harry Potter (robot slaps again!)    Son: Okay I was watching porn.   Dad: What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was! (robot slaps dad)    Mom says: hahahahaha ! after all he is your Son!   (robot slaps Mom)

Pirate

LMAO@ Pirate 

thats very pink and girlie lol

So long as you are comfortable with it

A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?", "Why?" snaps the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

sorry

Now, that did make me laugh

Mind you - I have lost a stone and a half this summer

I've got two big bowls full ... just soaking them to get rid of the wildlife/extra protein!!

and well done Rexi 

bloody hell Nadia Pirate, my monitors bouncing  

that's the worst thing with them, I spend flipping hours double checking every single one  

Nah, if it hasn't floated to the top by the morning it is going in that crumble!!

Just a coffee thanks Rexi 

wuss

Blimey, I wouldn't want to live in that there Coronation Street - I'd be frightened to step outside my front door

you can make an interesting sentence if you delete a few things

and its put me off crumble

*agrees*

Last time I watched Corri, Elsie Tanner was still in it 

I really do check them properly

Delete what few things ... go on, do it ...

Ah well, young Dennis is back in it now ... has aged well too

i did!

READ woman READ

*tuts..honestly..*

You didn't do anything ... it was exactly as I posted it.

You are trying to make me look silly.

It's not hard

is he  Don't tell me Ena Sharples is back too 

I'm baffled too Rexi. Pirate's had me reading that darn post over and over 

It isn't Dallas you know ... and the thought of Ena is the shower is not a good one

Oh, thank the lawd ... I thought I was going mad

That's why I don't do long mirrors 

I think Pirate must have been to the pub  

i took 3 posts and made them into 1 post

have a look

again

I tried a multi-quote

You did Pirate  

I can't be bothered

But I am sure it was very, very clever