Oh maaaan! inches again!
How does she do it?!
Well done dame :-)
I may have to start taking her seriously 
Well done Dame
Well done Dame
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 
well done Dame!
*oils skis*
Dame Panto.
thank you ladies....it's my pleasure
I think I've killed the thread
Oh no you haven't
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.it's my pleasure
*mutters*
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Oh no you haven't
I'm just winding down, I don't want cramps from all that exertion
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I'm just hatching a plan!
want to run it by me
*mutters*
Pud, you're still off me Christmas card list
*Whispers* Hoochie......let me in on it will ya 
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*Whispers* Hoochie......let me in on it will ya
*holds glass to wall of thread*...who said ar$ehole
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who said ar$ehole
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*holds glass to wall of thread*...who said ar$ehole
That has just bloody creased me missus!!
Pud !1!1! 
I wish I hadn't listened Sprouty
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That has just bloody creased me missus!!
I wish I hadn't listened Sprouty
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Murder at the Bus Stop might be a fun game
I think I'll mosey on over to the Casino thread, I need to take more notes
*wonders in Tommy Gummy does a protection racket* 
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Murder at the Bus Stop might be a fun game
*sharpens knife*
awwww Dame - it's great to have some real competition
I think it only fair to warn you that I am letting you win at the moment just to entice you into the thread. At any time (ie, when I flipping well beat you, for once) I will begin my meteoritic rise back to the top of the leaderboard
*that bloody hurt*
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awwww Dame - it's great to have some real competition I think it only fair to warn you that I am letting you win at the moment just to entice you into the thread. At any time (ie, when I flipping well beat you, for once) I will begin my meteoritic rise back to the top of the leaderboard *that bloody hurt*
Pud what competition
and for your next joke PMSL!! at you lot and also at Tommy Gummy! Reference:
PMSL!! at you lot and also at Tommy Gummy!
i'm gonna have to pay her him, I don't want to be stuffed before Crimbo day Sprouty
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and for your next joke
aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh
and who the flipping hell is Tommy Gunny?
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I don't want to be stuffed before Crimbo day Sprouty
Nah, that's not good
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and who the flipping hell is Tommy Gunny?
Tommy Gunn is a suspect Pud, in the murder thread. He's a thug, I need him on my side
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Nah, that's not good
I'll be watching my back Sprouty, I've got too much booze in to die before I drink it
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I'll be watching my back Sprouty, I've got too much booze in to die before I drink it
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I'll be watching my back Sprouty, I've got too much booze in to die before I drink it
maybe we can do a deal
*Wheezes*
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maybe we can do a deal
with you! A deal; with you and my booze?*passes Hoochie knife and turns back* here do it, you might as well take the lot than leave me the dregs
Hoochie! you couldn't possibly do this and have it on your conscience (sp) could you?
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Hoochie! you couldn't possibly do this and have it on your conscience (sp) could you?
There's loads of booze involved Sprouty.......... I'm a goner
errrm conscience? In the Bus Stop? 
Your Smirnoff or your life Dame!
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Your Smirnoff or your life Dame!
Can I keep the loads couple of bottles of wine