I can cope with my FIL being a miserable old git - I try not to see him too often ... but sometimes, just sometimes, my husband acts (and looks) just like him ... makes me cringe a bit

I can cope with my FIL being a miserable old git - I try not to see him too often ... but sometimes, just sometimes, my husband acts (and looks) just like him ... makes me cringe a bit

 Evening Syd ...nice to see you too 

Yes it's fixed .....but he's gone off grumbling about me not having a spirit level to hand to help with hanging the fire   

 Evening Syd ...nice to see you too 

Yes it's fixed .....but he's gone off grumbling about me not having a spirit level to hand to help with hanging the fire   

 There's nothing happy and jolly about my dad ....even on a good day!  

Think Victor Meldrew with a tax bill of £3m, heartburn and a broken leg.....and he's missed the bus and it's raining - when he's in a good mood 

what  No spirit level in your bag..... you had half of B and Q in it last time I tried to lift it 

and why do you think I got divorced  

But, but ... who would put the bins out, and mow the lawn, and sort our the wasps nest (last weekend's drama) and pick me up after a night out etc

 I've seen the future - it's not jolly!

Knowing Hoochie, she broke open the spirit level for a quick slurp........

Knowing Hoochie, she broke open the spirit level for a quick slurp........

But, but ... who would put the bins out, and mow the lawn, and sort our the wasps nest (last weekend's drama) and pick me up after a night out etc

 You can laugh!!!  

Trust me Rexi, you don't fill the bins, pave the lawn, council for the wasps...and taxi's are  much  less bother 

 *wasps nest*  

Trust me Rexi, you don't fill the bins, pave the lawn, council for the wasps...and taxi's are  much  less bother 

But but,  what about massaging your feet?.....*****Ummmm goes off to ponder seriously******

Awwwww, if you could see him now, fast asleep on the sofa, you wouldn't say that

Mind you - he does look like his Dad atm ...

There are machines to do feet.

There are machines to do feet.

Now let's not do the machines conversation

Awwwww, if you could see him now, fast asleep on the sofa, you wouldn't say that

Mind you - he does look like his Dad atm ...

Now let's not do the machines conversation

There are machines to do feet.

*Pm's Rexi with my solicitors number*  

They do look a ickle bit sweet and vunerable don't they Rexi?................What shall we do to make them feel "Alive"?.......

They do look a ickle bit sweet and vunerable don't they Rexi?...........

No, no, no ... 'for better, for worse'.

And, when he gets on my nerves I go out

I've been out Monday, Tuesday and early evening Wednesday so far this week

Night everyone, I'm off to get comfy and watch TV on both sides on my bed if I want, no snoring, no legs trying to cut off the circulation in my feet and best of all I don't have to pretend I have another migraine    

No, no, no ... 'for better, for worse'.

And, when he gets on my nerves I go out

I've been out Monday, Tuesday and early evening Wednesday so far this week

Night everyone, I'm off to get comfy and watch TV on both sides on my bed if I want, no snoring, no legs trying to cut off the circulation in my feet and best of all I don't have to pretend I have another migraine    

 Ah I only see hubby for half the week - I have the best of both worlds.......and I let no-one near my feet!  

 I'm really ticklish!