Hoochie I have grave concerns about the comfy seat at the back........I'll sit up front with the driver if that's ok
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oh would that be losing?
maybe
I'm not really concentrating ... I'm half watching the Corrers thingie on the box
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Dame you're taking up a lot of space there ...move over
You've no sympathy...I've hobbled to get here
What have you done Dame?
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comfy seat at the back
you misjudge me ...i meant at the back of the queue No honour at the bus stop
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.I've hobbled to get here
keep up the good work!
Penge 
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What have you done Dame?
nothing Rexi but it looked good
Good grief it's cryptic in here 
*hails a cab*
*hails a cab*
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nothing Rexi but it looked good
and I was going to go all sympathetic
Pengy!!!
well done.
well done.
was it Velvety Dinkey???
Bless you velvet - bet you thought you'd won that
Well done Pengles
Well done Pengles
Velvet .....sooooooooo close but then came pengy!....hard lines! 
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Pengy!!! well done.
oh it was me - it did one of those spooky things again
Stewards
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and I was going to go all sympathetic
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was it Velvety Dinkey???
it was yooooouuuuu ... it went all timetastic on us again
I Love it when it does that
bloody birds
well done pengy
well done pengy
Aww sorry Velvet - I kinda rained on your parade 
but I won
but I won
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Stewards
I bet they are waiting on Pengles as we speak
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Good grief it's cryptic in here *hails a cab*
ah ...don't go to the competition ...it's all well meant! 
none of the incidents have ever resulted in fatalities