*throws six inch nails out of back window for tonight's trap*

 *heads to the shops for Large magnet*

 Well done for this morning Dame - stiff competition, but you showed 'em!

It was a hard battle Hoochie, battered and bruised I was 

*thinks of another ploy* 

*it's been hard work surrounding this bus stop with barbed wire* 

^^^^ Stocking 

She is never going to catch that bus is she - she's not even trying 

Nope and then there is the barbed wire to contend with 

Sweet I am just going to snipe under the barbed wire 

*lets poodles off leads*

I can hear the bus in the distance....

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