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PAH!! I'm not a sore loser .............or nowt...............oh no...not me
Hears Pam saying well done Ann...*glass up against forum wall type thingy*
Hears Pam saying well done Ann...*glass up against forum wall type thingy*
*Moves away while she mutters*
Baz, you're not using that zimmer to it's full effect 
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gives up.... either you let me win, or I am not playing... stamps foot... or rather zimmer
zimmer my ar$e
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*Moves away while she mutters*
*goes for pint glass*
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No, but I intend to in future Sprout How are you
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Don't tempt me Dame
*clenches buttocks*
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*goes for pint glass*
*Toddles up the wooden hill for a wee muttering, bloody Dame* She got it again 
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I'm ok thanks.... apart from, having missed the last bus, it is now going to be a long walk home
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*Toddles up the wooden hill for a wee muttering, bloody Dame* She got it again
*rubs ear, that was loud*
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Links arms with Baz and starts walking and whispering
*throws bus tickets out of window on to joggers below*
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*throws rotten eggs at smug person sitting on bus, watching others walk home in a gale
you have my sympathies, nowt worse than wind
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Oi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I didn't want to be clenched.
*puts buttocks down* sorry
Hi Baz - commiserations tonight but Dame is a tough one to beat. She has a bigger budget for weapons than the MOD, more Zimmer frames than a geriatic NHS dept and does 50 jerk and snatches at the bus stop daily.
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She has a bigger budget for weapons than the MOD, more Zimmer frames than a geriatic NHS dept and does 50 jerk and snatches at the bus stop daily
It comes easy to a fitness fanatic Smarting, although I find it hard to wind down and not be doing press ups as I type
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Now as much as I love the name Smarting Buttocks..I am seeing Hotpants Helen
I only wear the hotpants to attract the bus drivers attention.
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you have my sympathies, nowt worse than wind
Specially when it's a Sprouty one
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Oi !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I didn't want to be clenched
Oh, I dunno. It might be nice
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I only wear the hotpants to attract the bus drivers attention.
That's bliddy how she does it!!
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That's bliddy how she does it!!
You could try fluttering your lovely green leaves at him.
What, and expose myself
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I only wear the hotpants to attract the bus drivers attention.
biatch
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What, and expose myself
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