That Lisa is a bitch! I wanna scrape off all her tatts with a rusty knife! 
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That Bea has a reet lardy ass on her!
That Bea has a reet lardy ass on her!
*watches butterflies fluttering around and about* 
Nobody spoke, not a sound in the air 
Nobody spoke, not a sound in the air
Charlie is an unfunny, overgrown,thick piece of the brown stuff 
I am not a fan of Lisa she is awful,but is she any worse than the rest of them for dissing others, Freddie quietly assasinates others in great detail in the diaryroom and to to Siavash Marcus so what makes him any better than Lisa and co ,if Lisa and co does it they are called stirrers but when Freddie does it he is applauded on the forum.
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:
That Lisa is a bitch! I wanna scrape off all her tatts with a rusty knife!
Say what you mean KG
I hope Freddie and Bea get married and have stuck up fake children.
Agree!quote:Originally posted by Kaytee:
Charlie is an unfunny, overgrown,thick piece of the brown stuff
The odd moment of comedic genius, unfortunately does not override the rest of the time that he spends being an inarticulate little tosser 
He can leave
Was I a tad too venomous, langster?quote:Originally posted by langster:quote:Originally posted by *KG*:
That Lisa is a bitch! I wanna scrape off all her tatts with a rusty knife!
Say what you mean KG
Meh ................... must try fooking HARDER!
I'll scrape em off with a SCALPEL! Mwhahahahaha! Now that's gotta hurt?
The house needs refreshing by getting rid of Charlie.
Tom, I think, is a very unpleasant poser. With a huge nasty streak.
Tom, I think, is a very unpleasant poser. With a huge nasty streak.
I want to muzzle & gag Bea, and shove each and everyone of her jangly frikkin bangles where the sun doesn't shine.........
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I am not a fan of Lisa she is awful,but is she any worse than the rest of them for dissing others, Freddie quietly assasinates others in great detail in the diaryroom and to to Siavash Marcus so what makes him any better than Lisa and co ,if Lisa and co does it they are called stirrers but when Freddie does it he is applauded on the forum.
I am sorry to say that I have to agree with you Marge... although Lisa is a bit more in your face about it than Freddy.
I dislike Bea even more than I do Lisa. Thoroughly unpleasant woman.
Those hyperactive drama-queen screeching shite-stirring brats, Rod & Charlie, are both in URGENT need of a good slap.....
Man, this is cathartic........
Man, this is cathartic........
I want to have free rein of Siavash's face, armed with a Philishave
quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
I want to muzzle & gag Bea, and shove each and everyone of her jangly frikkin bangles where the sun doesn't shine.........
LOL... I second that.... and do you think there would be room to shove Noirin and Marcus there as well!
Between us we can FIND the room, Baz
I want to go back in and put those silly drawn on glasses back on Noirin...
with a tattoo gun..
with a tattoo gun..
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
I want to muzzle & gag Bea, and shove each and everyone of her jangly frikkin bangles where the sun doesn't shine.........
LOL... I second that.... and do you think there would be room to shove Noirin and Marcus there as well!
Between us we can FIND the room, Baz
LOL... Ok... you're on
If someone has treated you like a piece of shit for 5weeks will you have nice things to say about them?quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I am not a fan of Lisa she is awful,but is she any worse than the rest of them for dissing others, Freddie quietly assasinates others in great detail in the diaryroom and to to Siavash Marcus so what makes him any better than Lisa and co ,if Lisa and co does it they are called stirrers but when Freddie does it he is applauded on the forum.
Can we get a 'HELL YEAH' for evviva's stunningly fantabulous contribution? Give it up folks! *sound of resounding applause*quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Those hyperactive drama-queen screeching shite-stirring brats, Rod & Charlie, are both in URGENT need of a good slap.....
Man, this is cathartic........
I like Rodrigo he is the most genuine in the house I can forgive him his silly tantrums Rodrigo is not a stirrer Charlie yes
Lisa and Charlie are just awful , Sophie and Rodrigo I find a bit annoying also .
, Sophie and Rodrigo I find a bit annoying also .Oh how great that would bequote:Originally posted by Baz:
I would like BB to give us the chance to evict the 4 most irritating HM's and then send them on there way without any fanfare, interview or anything! Bliss
Lisa, miserable old bag, Charlie, complete nob, please let both go and quickly, Bea, liked at first but grrrrrrr...... shes doing my head in and looks like Grace
*and breathes.....*
*and breathes.....*
Well you can piss off for a start! You fooking fancy the arse off him so is BANNED! We is keeping it real in ere - only valid comments about peeps that you DON'T fancy, meh .............................. off you pop - door is thataway! ---------->
Come back when you is prepared to diss teh fooker right off! And you will be gladly recieved!
Come back when you is prepared to diss teh fooker right off! And you will be gladly recieved!
He has been doing it from .1quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:If someone has treated you like a piece of shit for 5weeks will you have nice things to say about them?quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I am not a fan of Lisa she is awful,but is she any worse than the rest of them for dissing others, Freddie quietly assasinates others in great detail in the diaryroom and to to Siavash Marcus so what makes him any better than Lisa and co ,if Lisa and co does it they are called stirrers but when Freddie does it he is applauded on the forum.
Can I diss the old bint that I had a barney with in the shop this morning?
I was getting a few bits of shopping and my kids were waiting beside the magazines. One of them picked up Heat and this bint told her "you're far too young to be buying that" so she said to the bint "but I'm not buying it" so the bint said "the cheek of you...tut tut tut" just as I was walking back. The bint then proceeded to tell me how rude my girl was. I told her "she just picked it up while she was waiting..no harm done". Well....then she tutted again, looked me up and down, rolled her eyes at me and said "typical Scot". I went off the bloody head at her. She told me Scots weren't that much different to Pikeys. WTF?????
I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
I was getting a few bits of shopping and my kids were waiting beside the magazines. One of them picked up Heat and this bint told her "you're far too young to be buying that" so she said to the bint "but I'm not buying it" so the bint said "the cheek of you...tut tut tut" just as I was walking back. The bint then proceeded to tell me how rude my girl was. I told her "she just picked it up while she was waiting..no harm done". Well....then she tutted again, looked me up and down, rolled her eyes at me and said "typical Scot". I went off the bloody head at her. She told me Scots weren't that much different to Pikeys. WTF?????
I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
Amenquote:Originally posted by Baz:quote:Originally posted by pretty~cocoa~eyes:Oh how great that would bequote:Originally posted by Baz:
I would like BB to give us the chance to evict the 4 most irritating HM's and then send them on there way without any fanfare, interview or anything! Bliss
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
.....I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
Yes but WHAT exactly did you tell the bint? Don't leave me hanging
And LMAO at the miniME
Shoulda left the bastard, sans teeth Cags! Fooking eejit! Wish I'd have been there *sulks*quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Can I diss the old bint that I had a barney with in the shop this morning?
I was getting a few bits of shopping and my kids were waiting beside the magazines. One of them picked up Heat and this bint told her "you're far too young to be buying that" so she said to the bint "but I'm not buying it" so the bint said "the cheek of you...tut tut tut" just as I was walking back. The bint then proceeded to tell me how rude my girl was. I told her "she just picked it up while she was waiting..no harm done". Well....then she tutted again, looked me up and down, rolled her eyes at me and said "typical Scot". I went off the bloody head at her. She told me Scots weren't that much different to Pikeys. WTF?????
I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
And your licklun was soooo well behaved!
Bitch - hope her next shit is a hedgehog *nods* xxxxxxx
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
.....I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
Yes but WHAT exactly did you tell the bint? Don't leave me hanging
And LMAO at the miniME
I said "WTF you looking me up and down for? Take a good long look at yourself love. You're a stranger so don't be talking to my kids again" She said "I was merely pointing out she was too young to be buying a magazine" I said "fair enough. What the hell was the typical Scot thing about?" She said "well it's well known that Scots are shall we say a bit thrifty" I said "you trying to say she was gonna steal it?" she said "all I'm saying is Scots aren't that far removed from the Irish pikeys. That's all I'm saying" so I ripped shreds off her. Told her "You're f***ing lucky you're over 60 or I'd knock you right out. Don't ever accuse my kids of thieving." She said "Such a foul mouth in front of your kids" so I told her "you're lucky it's me saying it and not them. That really would shock the granny pants off you". I know the guy who owns the shop and he heard it all and told the bint to leave....pronto
I know I shouldn't have shouted at her or sworn but she offended me
I have over the last few days developed a hatred of the pathetic specimen that is Mutley i mean Marcus.
It gets worse every time he bad mouths Tom for his own gain and i for one ca not wait till he finds out about his love interest and his mate
ooohh i'm evil tooo hot tooo spicy
It gets worse every time he bad mouths Tom for his own gain and i for one ca not wait till he finds out about his love interest and his mate
ooohh i'm evil tooo hot tooo spicy
KG - I'll be the talk of the bingo tonight. Some mad Scots woman who abused her
I can't diss anyone on BB coz I still don't watch it
This thread is for dissing anybody though innit? I could do a few posts for the things that have happened this week alone. I'm a bit narky this week
This thread is for dissing anybody though innit? I could do a few posts for the things that have happened this week alone. I'm a bit narky this week
*is sooooo pissed off that the miserable old bastard was over 60* (booooo, hisssss etc - want a refund!) you shoulda beat the shite outta the mardy auld shite, Cags! Talking to your kids like they is crap? Pffffffffffffffft!quote:Originally posted by Cagney:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
.....I will add that SHE left the shop with her tail between her legs and not me
Then after my girl said "I wouldn't buy Heat anyway mum coz it's crap"
Yes but WHAT exactly did you tell the bint? Don't leave me hanging
And LMAO at the miniME
I said "WTF you looking me up and down for? Take a good long look at yourself love. You're a stranger so don't be talking to my kids again" She said "I was merely pointing out she was too young to be buying a magazine" I said "fair enough. What the hell was the typical Scot thing about?" She said "well it's well known that Scots are shall we say a bit thrifty" I said "you trying to say she was gonna steal it?" she said "all I'm saying is Scots aren't that far removed from the Irish pikeys. That's all I'm saying" so I ripped shreds off her. Told her "You're f***ing lucky you're over 60 or I'd knock you right out. Don't ever accuse my kids of thieving." She said "Such a foul mouth in front of your kids" so I told her "you're lucky it's me saying it and not them. That really would shock the granny pants off you". I know the guy who owns the shop and he heard it all and told the bint to leave....pronto
I know I shouldn't have shouted at her or sworn but she offended me
She deserved nowt less than a beat-down
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:Was I a tad too venomous, langster?quote:Originally posted by langster:quote:Originally posted by *KG*:
That Lisa is a bitch! I wanna scrape off all her tatts with a rusty knife!
Say what you mean KG
Meh ................... must try fooking HARDER!
I'll scrape em off with a SCALPEL! Mwhahahahaha! Now that's gotta hurt?
LOL! No, I just get told that when I say what I mean
Sorry for the late reply, I have been busy at work
Into the quiet period now so should have time to peruse the forum