Not much evidence of any work or meditation going on around here - I'm gonna have to get tough with you good-for-nothing mudda-sista-bruvvas 
Not much evidence of any work or meditation going on around here - I'm gonna have to get tough with you good-for-nothing mudda-sista-bruvvas quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
^^^^ WHAT is that?
Is it one of them there laser pen thingies?
Entirely justified research to further our cause - although given the events of this evening it would appear to be a waste of resources
You know hooch - I am thinking we may be barking up the wrong treePerhaps, our guru-to-be is actually Sree?
If you transpose the "r" with the ending "e" it spells "seer"
Did you see him stand up at table? Very "the last supper"...................
Sister I have scrubbed until my knees bled,
I have wiped until my arms fell off, I have hoovered the pattern from our antique Axminster carpet ...I am indeed committed to the Cause 
Should we have to follow Sree - you can put me at the top of the voluntary Crucifiction List 
and I will sign over my bank account and turbo mop now
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
OMG! There is an 'Angel' If ever I saw one
...I may have to rethink!quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
OMG! There is an 'Angel' If ever I saw one
Or is it Karly wiv Brown Hair?.......decisions, decisions..........
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sree it is then!
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Sree it is then!
*Gets big pot out of loft....*
quote:Originally posted by Syd:
Or is it Karly wiv Brown Hair?.......decisions, decisions..........
Hmmmm, Well observed Syd.
Karly has yet to reveal herself
There may be a martyr within.
I hope she has a go at Captain Pugwash for the "meat" comment
And how does that lump think he's meat? I interpreted that comment as meat = eye-candy.
quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Sree it is then!
*Gets big pot out of loft....*
No need - I am wasting away here - spiritual starvation
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sree it is then!
As you wish! I will of course retain the Company credit card and PIN number - Dolce and Gabbana are profitable enough as they are
Sisters NO WAY am I following Sree 
( ... or Lisa for that matter ).
I don't mind the money laundering or the numerous other nefarious activities in here, but I draw the line at that.
Sorry, bye!
*Does a runner, Maria von Trapp style*
NO WAY am I following Sree ( ... or Lisa for that matter ).I don't mind the money laundering or the numerous other nefarious activities in here, but I draw the line at that.
Sorry, bye!
*Does a runner, Maria von Trapp style*
oh dear... mutiny in the ranks - perhaps we need to have a Group Prayer Session to seek enlightenment - I'll get the Vintage Domestos
Concentrate sisters....LF is about to start...I am sure the 'Sign' will be clear for us tonight......(If not I am going to phone out for a Guru)
Siavash???Self-proclaimed love god. He has the clothes, the hair, the guru-abilty factor...
Can't cook or clean but we can't have everything sistersâĶ..
We can always convert him through the power of thought into the House!! 
Off to bed now .... maybe a vision will come to me in my sleep - night Syd and Bunny xquote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Sisters
I don't mind the money laundering or the numerous other nefarious activities in here, but I draw the line at that.
Sorry, bye!
*Does a runner, Maria von Trapp style*
Oi!! Where d'ya think you're off to with our executive bog rolls?
Get back 'ere!!!
I have apprehended the miscreant runaway rosie
Night hoochie
Sweet dreams
Night hoochie
Sweet dreams
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
I have apprehended the miscreant runaway rosie
Night hoochie
Sweet dreams
Bad joke alert >>>> was that a hit and nun?
Night Hoochie xxx
Siavash hmmm maybe...
Hoochie, I have been vigilant with the LF tonight..........and I am thinking we might be flogging a lost cause....
I think Freddie might be our only saviour...(He could bring somebody in to do)....
Nite nite Hoochie and sisters.....xxxxx
*Gets to scrubbing large cooking pot*
I think Freddie might be our only saviour...(He could bring somebody in to do)....
Nite nite Hoochie and sisters.....xxxxx
*Gets to scrubbing large cooking pot*
Still working elbows to the bone.
All in favour of Freddie say aye.
Aye
All in favour of Freddie say aye.
Aye
Still no signs from the house.... or are there? Those of you from a good old hellfire-religion background will know of speaking in tongues. A believer becomes so moved by the Holy Spirit, that they talk in arcane - mostly undecipherable - language. For those south of the border, this would be - Karly. And yay sinners!!! .... for she has denounced the veritable sodom and gomorrah going on nightly in Kris/Sophies bed. It gives her the boak!!!
Is Karly the one? ( Or maybe Freddie, dunno yet )
I'm in a rush - but I'm praying hard. I'll be back! (tomorrow) the Faithful always return to the fold quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Who dat?
*Waits for revelation*
Not that mad fing?
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Who dat?
*Waits for revelation*
Not that mad fing?
in disguise as another Rodent Come on Sam - the red carpet is rolled out and waiting! Don't keep Bunny in suspense
comes in takes a deep breath and smells the detol and the clean air.arghhhhhhhhhh thats better i am home at last 
tear to my eye.i have been held in a cellar had to disguise myself as a rat to escape elmos clutches.the dirt was terrable.there is my old mop and bucket i am wellling up again
tear to my eye.i have been held in a cellar had to disguise myself as a rat to escape elmos clutches.the dirt was terrable.there is my old mop and bucket i am wellling up again
i can see its luck i am back things seem to have slipped we will have to convert some housemates i will tunnel in.leave tham a blue sponge and see if one of them picks it up.
Welcome home ratty 
baby how sweet of you.well i am back older and wiser .i see our glorious leaders photo is nice and clean.is that the original blue spong.
hoochie retrieved the sacred sponge and immersed it in the holy dish water and it emerged all sparkly!!
Tis like one of them miracle thingies!
You MUST try some of her sponge cake rattyâĶ.
It will leave you
and penniless!!
Tis like one of them miracle thingies!You MUST try some of her sponge cake rattyâĶ.
It will leave you
and penniless!!
I love the smell of Domestos in the evening Sisters.
Heat
Have you too been touched by the sparkly sponge?
Or, are you just touched..?
Have you too been touched by the sparkly sponge?Or, are you just touched..?
Good evening Sister Bunny 
You weren't meant to see my little tekky faux-pas...fnarr fnarr
You weren't meant to see my little tekky faux-pas...fnarr fnarr
quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
Good evening Sister Bunny
You weren't meant to see my little tekky faux-pas...fnarr fnarr
I swear on the Sponge, Brother Heat, that I averted my gaze until the edit was complete!
Bless you Sister Bunny
oh happy day - it is indeed joyful to see these halls full and gleaming - the sprouts should just about be ready as well We will feast tonight - Bunny can be on dishes duty quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
I love the smell of Domestos in the evening Sisters.
The First Degrees
...single out soon in all good record shops!! quote:Originally posted by Heatseek:
I love the smell of Domestos in the evening Sisters.
Ah - smells like victory
However I bring bad news... Someones only gone and started a Siavash cult!
They got the jump on us - while we were fannying about looking for a sign
yes but there cult wont last .we have our glourious leader to thank,and the blue sponge.
what have thay got hair on a top lip they wont last.we shall overcome and our victorious leader will rule.now where is my mop and bucket i have missed them
what have thay got hair on a top lip they wont last.we shall overcome and our victorious leader will rule.now where is my mop and bucket i have missed them