quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sisters - It is time to pray!! The blessed Sponge is amongst us!!
An APPARITION!
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sisters - It is time to pray!! The blessed Sponge is amongst us!!
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
rosie, let us pray together...
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Err.... The Blue Sponge hasn't said anything yet...
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Hi BabyBunny Hi Hoochie
Praying - ok but... the populace are restless ... they demand that the Chosen One perform a miracle.
Lisa proclaims that she can TURN THE STRAIGHT GAY!!! Surely this is the sign of our promised Messiah ???
ok its not raising Lazrus from the dead...
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Rosie
See Syd's sayings above. Sister Syd will not bestow upon us her knit one pearl ones of wisdom should the Chosen One turn out to be the pink-crested brumster...
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Sister we must remain firm in the path to righteousness and not be swayed by the proud boasts of false prophets - if she cops off with Dogface then perhaps it may be time to give her some consideration. Meanwhile we should continue to pray for enlightenment.
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Err.... The Blue Sponge hasn't said anything yet...
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Never mind that pretentious claptrap - what happened to me fousand squids?
Please see page 5 for evidence of financial irregularities.
Getting like the Palace of Westminster in 'ere
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
I made a strategic investment decision - when the royalties start rolling in the entire sisterhood will be able to have their own turbo Bissell Deep Clean machines
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
BRILLIANT!!!!
ROFLMAO
Almost made me forget about the ÂĢ1000!!!
.... almost
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
It will be a sacrifice doing the publicity rounds and attending the Premiere but we must steel ourselves to endure the luxury and mingling with the Stars for the good of the Cause.
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
It will be a sacrifice doing the publicity rounds and attending the Premiere but we must steel ourselves to endure the luxury and mingling with the Stars for the good of the Cause.
Your excellent work has inspired me so much I changed my Avatar Hoochie... if only I could get it the right size
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
If you need your animated gifs resizing to fit the avatar post them in a reply and I'll see what I can do... tomorrow!
Best choosing square rather than rectangular avs though or they will end up smaller - think it's 48x48 pixels.
I have tried recruiting in the music thread - everyone ignored me
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.
You are truly devoted BabyBunny
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quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
risie - where did you get that cleaning gif from? Like it! I'm always on the hunt for housework gifs.
You are truly devoted BabyBunny
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Love the gif rosie but it is quite oblong - have you got one more suited to a square?
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Ummm did the website link not work?
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Drat! I need a square cleaning thing from rosie.
Night all!
hoochie that poster was ACE!!! Still laughing when I look at it
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Ummm did the website link not work?
Yes but that would mean me picking one for you?
I have saved the hoover and will see what I can do but it's too oblong...
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Lettuce Pray....
Today's sermon: FAITH
And so it came to pass that in the first hour of the Sabbath, Lisa, being the eldest amongst them, cast her eyes about and was stricken by the filth that lay all around. And, turning to the multitude gathered about, she pronounced that on the morrow they would make clean that which was unclean.
There were murmurings from those of few years upon the land as previously their mothers had dusted and cleaned after them and joined their separated socks together following the Flood but Lisa paid no heed and instead travelled forth into the unknown Wilderness.
And the Brethren followed her into the Garden though they knew not quite why. Some of them gathered about their corrupt flesh simple robes made of blanket to shield them from the cool breezes of the night so that they might continue to hear the Word spake.
And Lisa looked about her once more and saw that the Transportation Terminus was also tainted and mired in filth and sayeth unto them all that they should sweep and clean it come dawn.
And these proceedings were recorded by the scribes on video scroll for all to witness.
Now, Brethren, you will be asking amongst yourselves: How it is possible to know that these events will transpire - even though the elder promised that they will - as there is no live feed during the cleaning hours? And I say unto you: Thou shalt not doubt the word of the elders for so they shall say so it shall be.
Remember Sisters: Without FAITH, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible.
Here endeth today's lesson...
Now go about your toil and may The Blue Sponge guide you in your efforts.
quote:Originally posted by Scooby doo:
Passes brown envelope (stuffed with money) back to hoochie.
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