More financial disgrace brought on the lodge *sob* . What will we do Sisters???


Luckily I have a meeting today with my financial advisers ( Janey Mac, Turf Accountants ). By placing a few ton on a couple of nags in the National, things may yet be resolved. Got a tip from a fella who knows the pope  

 Ok Hoochie, these rusty pliers never let me down before

Truly wonderful idea Sister - perhaps we could also place some collection boxes in and around hospitality rooms (where unfortunately I don't have a box    and hope the nice brethren give generously.

Err the rotten soon for the glue factorey nags  investment didn't come in Sisters.... so I'll   get me spade.


Gotta be loadsa  stolen loot round this gaff

Rosie .... that spade might come in handy for a tunnel - have you seen today's paper?!!!!!

Good to see Pengy's selling her skills to bring in some dosh!!

Excellent Hoochie

Flattery might get you far ..... but in this Lodge it's Cash that Counts!! How much did you get for the DVD deal ... and is there any royalties in the pipeline?  I'm sure you remember the vows you took when joining the Sisterhood!

Loving these newspaper front pages hoochie...

But - as the saying goes.... Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see.

 Wise words......specially from such an upstanding member of our little Sisterhood!

true Sister true   how some ever I have always subscribed to the "What's yours is mine and what's mine's my own" school of thought - blessed be the mop 

ROFLMAO!   Hoochie thats soooo good. You've surpassed yourself  Love the alien abduction bit...nice touch.


Right up with your best, Sister Hoochie. Though my all time favourite... has to be.... your blue sponge cake with subliminal mesages asking  for money. Classic.

Newsflash!!!

I have been abducted and experimented upon by strange beings in the middle of the night!!!

<-- strange beings

I was then subjected to a lengthy carrot probe!!!

<-- carrot probe

Sisters, I cannot tell you of the ordeal I underwent! I was literally transported to another world!!

My only consolation for now is that I was allowed to keep the probe.

Further investigations are necessary regarding this sensory instrument (there is money to be made for sure!) and I have selflessly volunteered to carry on probing until all avenues have been explored.

How could this have happened when I was in custard I don't know!!

interesting Sister Bunneh - does the probe vibrate?

  So the stories about the Rampant Drug problem in prisons is true!!

My you've changed!!

She sure has!!!   Poor Sister Pengy.... but as they say...  If you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.


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Best sort that out soon as.......PEngy yoohooo!!!

 *ROFL, well done Sister Bunny
coff* reminds me too of a rude joke about candles... which I shall refrain from

Hi Sister Pengs

I had a feeling you'd be interested.

Yes, I did notice a (not unpleasant ) oscillating motion.

I have been testing it rigorously since my abduction for the sole purpose of providing you with a definitive answer.

If I wasn't so dedicated to my research I'd let you have a go on it but in the interests of science I'm keeping it for meself.

Sorry about that.

Sisters hoochie and rosey,

I don't know what planet you two are on but I think you'll find that Sister Pengy has always behaved like the outrageous tart that she undoubtedly is from the minute she sashayed into our order.

I would defrock her except I think that she would enjoy it.

Perhaps you have been fooled? Have neither of you noticed that we now have a nursery annex entirely populated by the spawn of Sister Pengy's many transgressions?

lol its excellent news Bunny, a ready made sweat shop surely? Get those little scamps to work a.s.a.p.

oh dear silly me .....I thought they were yours Bunny!

how much child support do you think she has coming in?  We may have to re-examine her subscription fees

 P...P.. Pick up a Penguin. It seems a few have    


Our fortunes are looking up!!! Praise be for fallen Pengies.

It seems the Lodge is rapidly descending into a House of Iniquity .... I best double our Domestos order for penance duties

Domestos, meh. I've been converted to Flash. 

I guess it was using Cilit Bang that led me into bad ways   but he kept saying Bang and the dirt will be gone so I believed him - especially as I'm now wearing the t-shirt 

 LMAO!


Don't worry Pengs... we're all scrubbers here

Poor innocent pengy!

you're not wrong rosie!

I've heard there might be some reserves left in the Jersey Offshore Accounts

I think perhaps we need to make a pilgrimage to Jersey to investigate 

   
Blessed be the mop  

empty those pockets Brother Heatseek   one coin is simply not enough .  Give us this day, our daily money, and lead us not into the temptation of duffing you up, for ever and ever amen. 

Hi Hoochie, Pengy, Heatseek  Glad to see some old faces still around...


Praise Be for the early release programme .

How profound sister pengy - this should be incorporated into our official money extortion procedure prayer!

I think I saw Sister rosie around! miss you ....you need to become a "Stopper" and have a chat now and again ...we don't bite ....(well most of us non fluffy personages anyway)

Was that meant for Pengy or me?  


Hoochie, thanks anyway. This old convent has been like a hideaway  home for me

rosie .....we'll need to revive our fund-raising holy crusade efforts again methinks!   Bunny hasn't been around for ages - I think it's because we had to downgrade her suite at the Jamaican Sanctuary from Ultra Palatial.  She can't possibly be sulking.... but she doesn't like having to move the mouse for herself..... it tires her  so much

That Bunny   Last i heard of her she was inside in tax exile.

A couple of prezzies to go under the Lodge Christmas tree 



























and of course all donations gratefully accepted

Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...........

What to do, what to do.....



After a few seconds consideration, I am gonna leave the cleaning products for the "others" to share out between 'em and I'll launder make sure the money is distributed charitably amongst the needy..... :brassneckface:

*is selfless *