FILTH!!!
Brothers and Sisters avert your eyes and do a decade of the rosary.

Oh Sister Bunny  .. Meh. I knew she was a wrong un .

Sister Bunny   I don't think a decade of the rosary will do

You must prostrate yourself in front of the alter and apologise and for penance say

1000 Hail Mary's, 600 Glory Be's, 150 Our Father's and then a decade of the rosary after which you can post some more limericks  that you have lovingly made up about your dear brothers and sisters

 a fair punishment Sister Pengy

I understand that Sister Bunny has promised to behave from now on.... or we call her probation officer.

:narroweyedindignationsmiley: Oooooh!!

All I did was pin Sister Pengy's latest postcard to the notice board!

Nowt to do with me!

Heal thyselves Sisters. 

Let he is without sin cast the first stone

*waits*

*then waits some more*

Don't give her ideas Hoochie   she'll use it to bury me under   squished pengy is not a good look

Heh i just noticed Hoochie's graffiti . Hoochie I'm a bit slow, you're wasted on me

you're not the only one who's only just noticed it

I didn't spot it either.

I wouldn't stand under that thing - not even if someone told me it hadn't moved for a thousand years!

I would never squish you Pengy!!!!!

Unless I couldn't fit you into me oven...

I would try trussing you up with some string first though and only use one of these as a last resort...



.................. Then again, I don't know how old you are. I would have to use it if you are a tough old bird - over 20 years old, say...

I iz a very old bird and well over 21 but you wouldn't want to use it on cute little me

Good luck with your accountancy exams Sister Pengy.

Once qualified you will be able to use your skills in our *cough*... laundry.

Hoochie is rushed off her feet in there and is desperate for an assistant...

<-- actual photo of hoochie

I can't help her out. As I've said before on numerous occasions - well, whenever I'm asked to do owt - steam makes me all blotchy...

And here is an actual photo of me...



As you can see I am much better looking than Sister hoochie which is why I was asked to do this publicity shot for our calendar.

*Hitches up busom with forearm, purses lips* 
That you Bunny? Hmmmm bit tarty lookin'     Its ok for going round the convent but youre not to go out like that. 


  

Dang ! I done gone killed the thread


While Bunny is no doubt attractive, I think all Sisters of The Cleaning Fluid should look like me

Have you heard the news brothers and sisters some gaff in Wales are pretending they've seen Jesus in marmite



they are taking coffers away from us and that is outrageous   we thought of that scam first.  But how clever of them to get their 'sighting' endorsed by a well known brand,even if it does taste yucky

GRRRR...

Haven't seen such blatant fakery / great business idea, since the Moving Statue of The Virgin Mary, Ballinspittle, Ireland in the 80's 

I think our fluffy friend has been off quietly doing some deals of her own!

I'm sure the Sisters will be hearing about her plans to share the royalties she's negotiated very soon

 Nice... theres £££ in chocolate

Not when the Fluff is involved it would seem

Where is the Bunnster? Miss her. Hope she's ok?

Of course    I would never be so low as to dig up her secret stash of cash + jewels if she stays away. No that would be wrong.

We're concerned too  (that we won't find her stash of cash) I'm hoping the threat of us spreading gossip about her will bring her out of her hidey hole

 They probably don't allow internet access at the top of the Faraway Tree.  I heard a whisper that it's The Land of  Take What You Want that's at the top this week ...

Of course  of course Pengy. Honour amongst thieves and all that *coff*

Dear Sisters and (absentee ) Brothers.

*checks that hoochie has scrubbed each individual tile on the doorstep to the thread with a toothbrush and laid down newspapers*

I have got "The Plague" . I am not well and am possibly contagious . I have a throbbing malignant pustule near my eye that has caused me much sorrowful loss of income, puffage and gnashing of teef.

You see, this is what happens when I am forced - through withdrawal of my modest allowance by the Lodge's chief bean counter - to leave the rarefied atmosphere of my luxury hotel suite to seek funds, well, it's the entire top floor - I am doing a Howard Hughes - once my finger nails and toe nails grew longer than 4 inches (I was told the recession also meant I had to dispense with my manicurist ) I found it was the only way forward.

My immune system, acclimatised to the sterile conditions, was no match when I had no choice but to associate with normal people and other riff-raff during the Easter period when, due to impossible restrictions in my allowance , I was forced to flog my wares.

I only managed to shift 500,000 units of my special Malteser bunny...



This means I am now living in poverty AND facing hefty medical bills.

Please find it in your hearts to distribute my special limited edition "bunny money box" to your charity outlets and send me all donations asap - or....... I will expire .



Bunny xx

PS Remember, please send cash only. I will purchase my own shoes medical supplies.

Good to have you back bunn




at least I think it is

Welcome back Bunny . Sorry to hear you've not been well. Also that you've fallen on hard times. I shall organise a whip round immediately, and a scam or too. No manicurist!!!! thats inhumane. Penthouse suites aren't what they used to be .

Sounds like Muf leased the Tower of London

awwww poor Bunny!!  I'd feel really sorry for you


...... if I didn't read the papers!!





  I take it you want a whip round for the bail money?

Excellent disclosure Sr Hoochie.

Apologies Bun but I find myself a little short of cash atm

Thanks for the update Hoochie.GRRRR  that Bunny ... prffrrtt!!

Still, as a career conartist, its comfort I've been conned by the best *Bunny respect* 


Eurrrghh  just a thought...I bet all them Bunny Kitkats sold over Easter had sell by dates from the 90's  

 Sister Bunny has always been a little ....erm wayward!  It's part of her charm I'm informed. 


Nevertheless she is one of us and we can't risk her squealing on our operations having to endure a long trial ..... it could be risky for us her health!  We will need A PLAN!!


 We'll also have to decide what to do with muf as he's revealed himself to be a traitorous  double agent by acting as her Prison Warder ............. I'd suggest we consider something surgical

Err,. eh?  Wha? No idea whats going on, but you know me Sister Hoochie I'll go along with it. Hope its something nefarious!


Surgery?  I'll get my bag

I think his driver could do with being removed

You lot are really funny but....  where is my money?

Where is your money.. Well Bunny .exactly .... if you'll give us the co-ordinates we'll sort out your share..



Yes, yes  we all took a vow of poverty .... spiritually... Nahh dahlin   *straightens tie*...coff up the moolah  or else.

  No need to make sure your instruments are sterilised...... or sharp!

  Sister we are in accord!

Exactly!!!  Where is it? 

Finding the bail money is going to be a challenge for the Lodge ..... you do realise that Room Service in gaol isn't quite the same concept as you would normally define it?

We will begin working on a plan to rectify your current unfortunate circumstances as soon as we address this present financial crisis.  You may want to consider revealing the location of the Cash Stash.......otherwise it could take a loooooooong time