It looks like we will have to intensify our fitness training*checks stopwatch and scours horizon for the Sisters*
It looks like we will have to intensify our fitness training*checks stopwatch and scours horizon for the Sisters*
No wonder we're not inundated with members... 
You said nothing about this at the orientation meeting for our new loony cult Faith, Hoochie.
You said nothing about this at the orientation meeting for our new 
20 mile run?.....................
Are you INSANE?? 
quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
No wonder we're not inundated with members...
loony cultFaith, Hoochie.
Zackly rosie - but what can we do?
Sisters come baaaaaaaaack!!!
when I said "20 mile run" I actually meant "breakfast of coffee, croissants and danish pastries" .... ...honest! 
A revelation has come to me ...Lisa (such a lovely name) is the oldest contestant at 41 and says she loves cleaning so much that it's her worst habit!!! I will open a new bottle of Domestos to further contemplate what his may portend
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
No wonder we're not inundated with members...
loony cultFaith, Hoochie.
Zackly rosie - but what can we do?
Never mind BabyBunny for salvation has come... a SIGN has been given to us... Lisa is a stickler for cleanliness!!!!
Hoochie getting off her head on domestos fumes again.quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Ahhhh thats more like it Hoochie
AND............. I have seen before mine own eyes what appears to be the Hairy Primate known as Fluffy Gorilla giving communion in the house of our Lisa!!!!Fluffy Gorilla....
Is it Fluffy? Is it?
I shall do some light dusting and attempt to contemplate what this might mean... If anything...
*Packs up knitted dishcloths*quote:Originally posted by Syd:
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!
It has not yet been decided upon. I for one don't want it to be her!
We are just eyeing up the potential candidates
Besides which.... 
no one knits dishcloths like you....
Please accept some knitted fast food as a token of my esteem...
quote:Originally posted by Syd:
Come back Syd
we need you - with your knitting skills you could knit us some outfits Hmmm... interesting BabyBunny, but its still a little early to tell if she is The One... hmmm?quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Fluffy Gorilla....
Is it Fluffy? Is it?
Reading the signs isn't easy - this may take some time. Angel appears to be an interesting character hidden depths She corralled them easily enough into her keep fit session - leadership qualities?quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Intriguing...
However, she didn't say a word about keeping her kitchen clean. I'm still agnostic, for now
quote:Messianic Lodge
I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
yeah though we must walk through the kitchen with a sink full of dishes we must seek to find the truth and resist the temptation to give succour to false prophets. In our hour of darkness we must focus on the true Word of our mighty Lady and worship at the alter of Domestos - there we will see the light and see our new Messiah come to glory.
quote:Originally posted by Proggers:quote:Messianic Lodge
I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
Welcome to the cause your generosity will be rewarded a thousandfold when our messiah emerges victorious from the BB House.Meanwhile please accept your complementary Blue Sponge weeping bucket as a symbol of our gratitude and good faith
Excellent work Sister Hoochie. These weeping buckets will bring great succour to us, as we await more signs from the house . Welcome Proggers!!!
thanks for the donation ( which I see Hoochie quickly relieved you of 
). Its no doubt "resting in her account" by now.quote:Originally posted by Proggers:
I have a desire to invest a thousand of my Earth Pound to the Blue Sponge cause!
Thank-you Proggers, I can assure you that
As Chancellor
As Head of Accounts
As Financial Director
As Portfolio Proprietor
As Hedge Fund Manager
As Most Righteous Holder of the keys to the Deified Donations box, Sacred Safety Deposit box, Inner Sanctum and Store Cupboard I, I.....
As Head of Accounts
As Financial Director
As Portfolio Proprietor
As Hedge Fund Manager
As Most Righteous Holder of the keys to the Deified Donations box, Sacred Safety Deposit box, Inner Sanctum and Store Cupboard I, I.....
quote:Originally posted by ~hoochie~:
Nice alter
May I ask where you found the funds to pay for it?quote:Originally posted by nosey rosie:
Welcome Proggers!!!
No doubt
Must stay calm
Must stay calm
Must stay calm
Must stay calm
Must stay calm
Having made a thorough search of the Lodge I have been unable to locate Progger's donation...
BTW why didn't I think of that? Asking for donations, I mean? I must be slipping....
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
As Chancellor
As Head of Accounts
As Financial Director
As Portfolio Proprietor
As Hedge Fund Manager
As Most Righteous Holder of the keys to the Deified Donations box, Sacred Safety Deposit box, Inner Sanctum and Store Cupboard I, I.....
need to rest,..... you are wasting precious fat cells as you type.....calm yourself it is only money....here, have a sniff of the Domestos to perk those fluffy ears up xxxx
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
Welcome Sister BeerBelle!
hoochie will provide you with your induction pack...
quote:Originally posted by BeerBelle:
may i... like.... join you?
i am.... like.... totally clean
very clean
The Hoochie will welcome your cleanliness with open arms BeerBelle, I think she is off searching for 'The One' at the moment...but the powers that be are keeping 'The One' hidden, only to be seen at night
.. Brothers and Sisters,Lettuce Pray one more time....
I must thank you all for your pious musings. The Lodge is now in remission as we migrate to celestial climes...
It is time to reward and punish.
Awards for long service and
Sister Bunny â pensioned off to a villa in France with James Purefoy as a man servant.Sister Hoochie â lifetimeâs supply of Domestos and a gold-handled mop. Akon to clean her windows once a week wearing... err, nowt.
Brother Heatseek â promoted to Pope. May the Mop be with you Brother. Sister Pengy - to be rewarded for her services to industry with a lifetime's supply of lemon sorbet served by Brendan Coyle, unto perpetuity.
B]Excommunications[/B] Sister Rosie â to be burnt at the stake for insubordination. All lands and chattels to be returned to Sister Bunny.
Sister Syd â AWOL â 50 lashes with a mop, followed by immersion into boiling water unto her demise. Followed by removal of all knitting paraphernalia.
Brother Proggers â AWOL â to be tied to a turntable and forced to listed to Toxic by Britney Spears unto eternity.
Sister BeerBelle â AWOL but since with child to be banished from the realm (exiled to Wales) and made to listen to Max Boyce in a field of sheep.
Sister Scooby â AWOL â water torture (you know the one, if you sink youâre innocent, if you float youâre guilty). Removal of dog biscuits should she survive - which she won't.
Brother Muf â AWOL â internet connection severed, Last-fm account deleted and sent to the Vim Mines for 10 days.
Sister Onetoo â AWOL - forced to burn her effigy of Chris Daughtry and destroy her rubbish record collection. New laptop also to be burnt and bus pass confiscated.
Sister Barney â AWOL - to be dipped in vat of bleach and suffocated.
Brother Roland â AWOL - to be ridiculed by Bob Carolgees and then eaten by Spit the Dog.
And remember Brothers and Sisters: To err is human, to mop is divine. 
May your mop go with you...quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
Lettuce Pray....
And rejoice at the swelling member... ship
Lettuce be proud and take note that the members are swelling .....quote:Originally posted by Syd:
need to rest,..... you are wasting precious fat cells as you type.....calm yourself it is only money....here, have a sniff of the Domestos to perk those fluffy ears up xxxx
Thank you for you kind administrations Syd
Lettuce join in communion and pray for the coming
The stubby one on the left is you
, I'm the willowy one on the right with the enigmatic smile... May I ask, have you unpacked your dishcloths?quote:Originally posted by Baby Bunny:
They are in my back pack, ready for a quick exit if the Lisa shows any cleaning tendencies Sisters - It is time to pray!! The blessed Sponge is amongst us!!
